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Can't decide if I like the one with text or the one without, so you get both. Happy late birthday to Squall (it's the 24th here).
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MORE Silly Our Life AU Stuff: My Girlfriend is a Witch, But I’m Just a Marine Biologist!!!
Thanks for the love on the previous post! Honestly, this is a fun way for me to just jot down fun, silly things in a more informal way than I usually do. It’s a great break from the corporate writing I do as a day job, too, haha.
I’m not sure if we’ll flow in any sort of timeline with My Girlfriend is a Witch, But I’m Just a Marine Biologist, let alone any particular style, but I think that’s OK, don’t you? Something fun and organic.
And who knows what the future may look like, right?
For now, I’ll address an elephant-in-the-room question: How did Cove learn that Sai was a witch?
Well…
Well…it was already a magical night, after all
Dating for the last year and hiding her magic and introducing the people from her coven and any other folks involved in the life as non-magical folk had been exhausting for Sai.
Of course, she didn’t get to have a dramatic reveal to Cove – “Look, honey, I’m a witch!” – with flashy fanfare and effects. Nor did Sai even have a more mundane ‘he caught me enchanting a wood spoon to stir the soup for me’ or ‘I accidentally lit up a dark room with a bauble of light’.
It was a simple, quiet moment, lying comfortably in his arms after making love for the first time. (Sai had never pressured Cove to have sex yet it only took him two months after a mutual love confession for Cove to initiate.) He had been tracing soft circles on the back of her shoulder blades, smoothing her long hair away and kissing at the curve of her neck, while they listened to the timbre of rain against the window glass.
The blue-green of his ocean tattoo cradled her cheek. He was her personal ocean, beach, and sky. Seeing how soft his aquamarine eyes peered into hers made her chest ache with love and further longing. It was now or never.
Her heart hammered. They’d said “I love you” and had just made love – and she knew she had to tell Cove now before their relationship got any more serious or they fell any deeper in love with each other.
Sai’s voice was soft against the now-familiar span of Cove’s shoulder.
“Cove?” She waited until his eyes shone with focus, eyebrows knitting up with unspoken curiosity. Her tongue pressed against the middle of her pursed lips. “I…”
Stars and stones, this is hard…
Her eyes met his again. She felt tears prickle at the corners of her eyes.
Concerned, Cove gently cupped her cheek, soothing the tears away with the pad of his thumb. “You can tell me anything, Sai. I love you.”
That broke her already fragile heart. If he rejected her now…
Sai wasn’t sure she could endure it. But she couldn’t lie by omission. Not any longer.
Not to him.
Not to Cove.
“I’m a witch, Cove,” whispered Sai, finally. She waited. He peered at her, expression gentle and serene. She went on. “Not just a religious witch like I’ve always shown you and the others. I mean…I can use magic. Real actual magic. I know that sounds nuts! But it’s true.”
She sat up quickly, dislodging herself from the comforting warmth and feeling just how cold the November rain had made the room.
Still, Cove simply watched her. Even as she spread her arms wide and transformed his bedroom ceiling into a velvety black night sky, bright with a spray of silvery, twinkling stars.
And still, Cove simply watched.
Trembling, Sai looked to him. Why wasn’t he saying anything?
Seeming to understand her silent question, Cove sat up and pulled her into his arms. “I…kinda figured you were.”
It was her turn to remain silent. He knew?
Cove continued. “You did a really good job at hiding it, and so did most of your friends and family you introduced me to. Oh, but, don’t think I’m saying any of them blew it. I mean, those triplets your sorta-aunt is keeping need to work on not, you know, implying stuff so much but…”
Sai watched, rapt.
Smiling, Cove pecked the top of her head. “You always seemed magical. And, out of the corner of my eye, I always swore I saw something. I just didn’t know what. So…this doesn’t surprise me.”
Tears welled up in Sai’s eyes, faster than she could quell them. Like cool ocean waves on a hot summer day, relief washed over her.
“...You’re pretty observant, Cove Holden.”
Cove’s grin widened. “Yeah, I can be so.”
“So humble, too,” she said with a shaky laugh.
“I’m sure…” he paused, seeming to choose his words carefully, “...your people endured a lot of unwarranted hatred and persecution.”
“Salem was no picnic,” agreed Sai. “My mom’s from the Bishop line, actually.”
“Wow, no kidding?”
“No kidding.”
“Wow…” Cove chuckled. “I’m sure you expected me to freak out more – and maybe I would’ve if I didn’t already, you know, have this sense about you and the magic. But I did so…I don’t know. It probably sounds crazy.” He turned his face towards their personal night sky. His expression was remarkably serene.”It doesn’t scare me at all. If anything, it’s really cool.”
That earned a relieved smile out of Sai. The final vestiges of anxiety were ebbing away. “I can do a lot more than that but I’m glad you like this. All things celestial body related are mainstays in my magical wheelhouse. It’s not all I can do but it is my specialty.”
Cove marveled. “I want to hear all about it.” His voice was eager, like a little kid. His eyes sparkled. “Can you tell me more about it?”
Sai leaned up and rubbed noses with him, making her adorable, huge, hunky surfer/scientist boyfriend giggle. “Anything you want.”
“Then…are there specialties?”
“There are.”
“What’s yours?”
Wrapping her arms around his neck and holding close to him, Sai kissed his cheek. “Cosmic. I’m a cosmic witch.”
Silly Our Life AU Stuff: My Girlfriend is a Witch But I’m Just a Marine Biologist!!!
So, since my beloved husband @factionfighter dropped some very cute art of Cove using magic on Twitter (in addition to the mock cover he already did for this totally off-the-cuff AU we’ve been playing around with), I thought I’d indulge us both–and anyone who is interested–with some quick snapshots and vignettes.
I may make this a little series. We’ll see.
How Sai and Cove Met
Instead of growing up with Sai across the street as his favorite neighbor, he had Kana instead. He and Kana always maintained a tight brother-sister relationship, and Kana had finally pinned down Derek to be her boyfriend (and drill into Derek’s thick skull that really had loved him for a decade). Shortly after Kana and Derek officially became a couple, he moved in with Cove and Kana into their rather large apartment.
By contrast: Cove had dated a little bit during college–more out of a curiosity than any deep longing. Having a companion was nice but things tended to fizzle when the other person would ramp things up and want more sensuous meetups. Despite his best efforts, Cove couldn’t quite manage going all the way–because no matter how much he liked his partner, he wasn’t as deeply connected to them as he was to, say, Kana or any of his other friends. He wished he could, but knowing how his brain worked and how demisexuality really did suit him, he couldn’t fully give in.
But that didn’t mean Cove didn’t have a fulfilling life otherwise. At 26, life was pretty good! He was a marine biologist at ORCA, he taught surfing classes during the summer (usually on the weekends), and he had a good group of friends and family.
Then one day in late May, just as spring winds were turning summery and warm, Sai moved into the apartment across the hall. Cove, Derek, and Kana had spotted her as they were coming home from a food run to In-N-Out.
In addition to wearing jean shorts, strappy flat sandals, and a halter-style tank top, Sai wore silver jewelry on her wrists and ankles, rings on her fingers, multiple earrings, and a single silver star necklace. The jewelry made a perfect complement to her white hair and gray eyes. It also made her impossible to miss.
While Kana and Derek exchanged comments about the beautiful new neighbor, Cove found himself studying her like she had just walked out of the ocean. She was fascinating.
And then Sai turned to the three of them and smiled. When they were in reach, she juggled a small cardboard box onto her hip as movers hefted heavier items into her apartment, and held out her hand—to Cove first.
“Hi there. I’m Sai Aiza, and it looks like we’re going to be neighbors. I hope we can get along.”
Cove found himself gripping her small hand and gently shaking it, and then saying, “Hi, I’m Cove,” before his brain had caught up with the rest of his body and had a chance to process and panic.
Kana and Derek gave their cheerful greetings, and Sai shook their hands in turn. Sai was friendly, warm, and held something of a mysterious air to her. But at first, nothing seemed to be too different about her from any other human being.
Although, in Cove’s eyes, she seemed to shimmer. Just a little. But he kept that observation to himself.
Some fun from the missus!
OH HEY
I'm taking commissions! I can be reached regarding them here, but Twitter is better for it AT THE MOMENT.
Trust me, just because I neglected Tumblr doesn't mean I'm not active.
G'day Tumblr, we meet again.
I am really bad about this site these days. Once upon a time, I was on here constantly.
Then something happened. They banned a certain type of content, that oddly saw a hefty chunk of my posts not part of that particular content type get banned and blocked. But now, I hear that good 'ol Tumblr might have untightened the belt a little. So, perhaps I will get back to posting here. Perhaps even share NSFW Twitter art through cleverly made censors.
Or maybe I'll post this, and then vanish into the void again, nary to be seen again until I remember to post here in 6 months time.
Enjoy the mystery, loves.
oh my god
“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”
This was a live-action Looney Tune…
The next painting preview,Princess Zelda!
I haven’t made a post on here in like.... 5 years. Is it better now? If I post a titty will someone come and slap the shit outta me?
This page wasn’t full of me sharing dongs and what not, but since a LOT of my art that I had shared got slapped with the ban back a few years ago, I pretty much gave up on this. If the leash is off a bit more, I’ll start posting on here again.
I’d like to, but again. I don’t wanna share a pin up and suddenly have the Tumblr fuzz come down on me.
The true humor in the Yeetus Vanitas scene stems from how fucking fast he flies.
Just look at that empty bitch go.
I wish I had the measuring skills to calculate exactly what his velocity was because fuck me, that boy is a blur.
okay so bc it’s 1 AM i said screw it and decided to calculate the velocity because i can.
since it’s late i decided to just eyeball the distance and the time it took for vanitas to travel from sully to the door. as you can see by this diagram:
i determined that it takes approx 0.5 seconds for vanitas to travel from sully to the door, which is about 3 yeetuses apart (1 yeetus is vaintas’ height). now assuming vanitas starts the yeet at an initial velocity of 0, we have everything we need to calculate his final velocity and constant acceleration.
using the kinematic equations i concluded that vanitas travels at a rate of 24 yeetus/s^2 with a final velocity of 12 yeetus/s.
and since we officially know Sora’s height from the word of god (it’s 160 cm), and Sora and Vanitas have the same height, i determined:
vanitas final velocity @ door = 19.6 m/s = 43.8 mph = 70.6 kph
yeet acceleration = 38.4 m/s^2 = 85.9 mph/s = 138.2 kph/s
which is a pretty fast yeet.
You fucking mad individual, I love you.
Also,YEETUSES!
same.
talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”
he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.”
wtf dad
latest edition: me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine.
my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while.
is your dad an ex-assassin