dad hater number 1

low activity EXE / faker blog follows from anaerchy

[faekers]

      ❛ I WILL PUT YOU TO REST. I WILL NOT LET MY EXISTENCE BE REPLACED , I WILL ECLIPSE YOUR GLORY. FEAR THE BLACK SUN FOR I AM GOD. ❞ EXE / " FAKER " your former vessel tossed aside. #FAEKERS.

low activity selective + independent EXE / faker rp blog. side blog to @anaerchy. minors & personals dni. headcanon + personal interpretations. please read my rules on my main blog. written by akira. divider credit. psd credit : shuji. * disclaimer : EXE is mute until he transforms into his true form. Italic are his thoughts. He will communicate by writing or by other means as an eldritch horror being.

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[faekers]

One peep. Two peeps. Oh hey, look at that. There's a hoglet behind EXE. Ears perked forward and peeping at the side of another hedgehog! (Baby Shadow to EXE)

＊ He can hear noises unusual from any place & looks down. Is that . . . a child ? Okay. Interesting. He can't help but think on a few questions.

What the . . . Who is this ? I don't recall ever meeting this one.

＊ Pat pat. He's got stuff to do so hopefully that's enough to make the child happy.

[faekers]

there's something so terrifying about this still.

[faekers]

＊ Puts @agodlikehog in his mouth & does this.

[faekers]

WHEN I GET YOU, X. WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU !!!!

[enaergy]

                      what  the  FUCK.  why  is  EXE  back  here.  ❝  don't  make  me  send  you  back  into  another  dimension,  boy.  ❞ spritzes  him  with  a  water  bottle.  tsss,  tsss.  bad.

[faekers]

DON'T SPRITZ ME WITH WATER, YOU KNOW I HATE IT !!!

[faekers]

do you think faker knows he has the same eyes as his creator-

[faekers]

i felt like being a hater today.

[einopluto-deactivated20260407]

father and son

[digglesgiggles]

"i would wanna k/ll my dad in 2011."

[faekers]

@asktheevilgeniusesson replied: Sir i am six feet you are small to me /aff // “ Alright , since you dont want to be pet , what form of affection do you prefer ? “

＊That struck a nerve.

. . . Enough. I am not pathetic & small.

＊ Shape shifting to become taller, the cute little hedgehog shifts to a taller form. A mouth forcefully opening itself. Despite the language coming out of it's mouth, you seem to understand it through some black magic.

" ᛁ ᛁ╮╵⸍ ╮⸝⸜⸍ ⸍ˎ ⸍⸝⸌ᛍ ⸍ˎ ╵ˎ⠃ᛁˎ⸜ᛁ " I JUST WANT TO TALK.

[faekers]

Proceeds to kneel down and very slowly , attempt to pat his head .

“ Thats horrible , i dont blame you for not being very fond of him for that , but even if you cant use your voice — i’d be happy to still chat in some way , its not a big roadblock . “

(For context — yes i am using my sona LMAO)

Seriously, I'm not that small . . .

＊ EXE remembers something he doesn't like about Lord X. He begins scribbling again with more messy handwriting : Do not pet me like a child. I am not to be treated like one. I am a monster. I just want my peace in this world & I am not like him. I will never be like him. I am more than him.

[faekers]

ooc. I'm enjoying EXE a bit too much. ah.

[faekers]

@asktheevilgeniusesson replied: Speak to me lil guy, write it down…….i listen to u prommy

. . . Alright. Reasonable enough to ask me to do so. But where do I start ?

＊ Picking up a pen & a random notebook he manifested into existence prior, he begins writing : I am simply not fond of him. It's complicated. Very complicated. He even made me mute. I can't even speak unless . . . Nevermind. But I would love to talk. I am mute because I disobeyed him once & he took my mouth as a punishment.

Hopefully that will be enough to explain everything. EXE lets out a huff.

[faekers]

@asktheevilgeniusesson replied : YES. YES. YES. YES. TES. YES. YE-

. . . Ah. EXE suddenly likes you a lot less. If only he could speak, you'd hear what his father did to him.

[faekers]

. . . do people thirst for lord x. EXE wonders.

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Kisses him (consensually) and squishes his wittle cheeks……

? ! EXE doesn't have a mouth. Instead he will just stare at you. However he does not really appreciate the squishing & just pushes your hands away. Local 3 feet tall hedgehog refuses love.