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faepunkprince

[Fatal Attraction]

Once again @wraithsoutlaws spoils me!!!

willowcrowned

it’s so important to me I show you my birthday cake this year

the bakery forgot the s on shrimps so we added it on with a bit of apple

willowcrowned

the sequel

willowcrowned

finally... the trilogy is complete

babtest

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

persianpenname

fairy-3vil

🩷✨

ddeadbot

Fuk yea nature!

#so many gorgeous pictures 😍😍😍#so many friends!!!#💚🩷

ddeadbot

Slugs!

#you take such good pictures GOD !!!!!#heheheh slug friends!!#💚🩷

ddeadbot

Slugs!

#you take such good pictures GOD !!!!!#heheheh slug friends!!#💚🩷

catnippackets

ppl misunderstand me when I say "I want more [thing] in stories". I don't mean "I'm going to love every single one" I mean "I'm very picky and I want more of it in circulation so I can actually choose from a wealth of them and be discerning". I see ppl being like "you say you want more of [this thing] but you don't like [example of it]" YEAH CUZ I'M PICKY!!!!!!!! I have opinions and standards????? not all of them are gonna be the same I wanna be able to look at 100 of them and go "I want these 20" not "I only have 3 to choose from and I don't like any of them" you feel me??????

mypunkpansexualtwin

Second verse, same as the first!

A little bit louder and a whole lot worse!

So y'all may or may not remember that around this time last year I had a huge dental procedure and an equally huge bill for it.

Yeah, turns out the dentist's office fucked up my total when they handed it to me and six months later, they tell me I still owe about $3,000.

On top of that, a month later I had one of my four remaining molars crack and about a third of the damn thing sheared clean off of where it was apparently already mostly filling.

So I'm looking at $3,100 in debt (because they were kind enough to pause the interest on their fuck up for all of three months), as much as $1,700 for the fillings I need, and as much as another $2,000 to fix the busted molar.

Needless to say, I've put the GoFundMe back up. Same drill as before, every dollar helps and every reblog counts.

GFM link here!

PayPal link here!

mypunkpansexualtwin

Happy pride, help a queer gremlin afford teeth pls

wraithsoutlaws

SO SATURNINE

#oh these are so pretty helloooooo dagger hello babyyyyyy #😍😍😍😍😍

pngblog

#hehehe #my friend the forg

sweepingtree

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

wizardarchetypes

in concert in columbus, ohio last august (2024) someone in the pit was holding up a sign that said “do you want a snack?” and between songs Hozier stopped and asked them if they had silica gel packets, bc he already knew the joke was coming, and they said yes and he said “let’s have it” and they threw a silica gel packet on stage and he said “the safety manager doesn’t want me to have these anymore” and he put it in his pocket “for later.”

#hehehehe