are we not all, spiritually, full of walnut hulls?

Old-Ass Fandom Trash | Same name on ao3 | I'm not good at tagging, but if you poke me about something I'll try to remember? | queer, trans, pro choice and pro ship

[thehmn]

I don't ship Grace and Simon but the shippers did make me speculate on how it would work.

I don't think Simon is some natural aggressive alpha top (I can only see him as a switch) but he wants to survive more than anything and he spent years in a hardcore prison where he probably learned some unhealthy things about sex between men. So what does Grace (whom I can only see as a demisexual switch) who clearly doesn't care about power dynamics and masculinity do when a man like that is dumped into his habitat?

I imagine it would be an extremely slow burn where it takes a lot longer for Grace to show interest in Simon than Simon expected, and Simon has to learn that sex between men doesn’t have to be transactional and being guarded and aggressive won't do him any good on Erid.

[thehmn]

I’ve had three people DM me now asking if they can write a fanfic based on this comic and they all sounded very apologetic for DMing me so this is a blanket approval for everyone to do whatever they want based on this comic. No need to ask. It’s all good.

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[exercise-of-trust]

playing around with some more radial-symmetry socks and man i'm so happy with how these turned out :D might do some more tweaking but i think i've got the basic structure ironed out!

(also i'm working on writing up a proper pattern for these and would love to get some feedback/concrit, so if you'd like to give these a test knit, lmk and i'll send you a draft of the pattern!)

[ebearcrochet]

i would love to test knit these if you'd like

[teslafactory]

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

👀🤩😍

[theconcealedweapon]

[tamvmat]

Oh I think I deleted it by accident..

My meme-ish poster about executive dysfunction, or "The Sits" as we call it in our house. This is to share my experiences with exec. dysfunction, everyone's a little different ☺️

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[willowofthehearth]

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

[lilisonna]

The aging of the Tumblr userbase does more for my stretching routine then anything else.

Thank you, my generational cousins. I will go and stretch now.

[deadgenerations]

90k hahahaha get fucked cunts

[deadgenerations]

i was lazy and didn't post the full context but people are interested in this one. tl;dr under new Australian laws customers can be held liable for workplace harassment, not just employers, and can be taken to court for essentially the same behaviour you'd expect a manager to face court for

also: homophobic harassment is considered sexual harassment in Australian courts, which apparently is not really the case in the US I guess?

The sexual harassment case that left a customer with a hefty damages bill

This court decision has major implications for employees in public-facing workplaces, including retail, hospitality and health.

this is a big win and gives workers another avenue of protecting themselves, as they no longer need to rely on their employer deciding to give a shit.

[sistersorrow]

Fanmade Witch Hat Atelier spells come in two flavours

Magic air fryer

This is why magic is a trade secret

A Kugelblitz is type of black hole formed by concetrating a sufficiently high concentration of light, heat, or radiation into a given space to form an event horizon

[razielim]

magic war crimes georg

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[silvermoon424]

[glacecakes]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[cheese24k]

[beawtybrat]

anjefkjdjhff 

[rose-valhalla-blog]

lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

they are teenagers now

[persianpenname]

How long until some chicken place introduces 'the cluck chair' in a commercial

[gunsandfireandshit]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[nightvaleofficial]

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]