Drabble Prompt Challenge!
Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence in your piece! Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!
You should’ve known better
I’m not here to win any popularity contest
I was gone a week and you managed to dirty every dish in the house!
You can hit me, but you can’t kiss me
I saved you, but you couldn’t save me
What do you mean you’re closed?
I don’t hate you, I just strongly dislike you.
You remind me of my grandfather.
One more step, I dare you.
I fricken told you this would happen.
It’s pitch black in here and I can see you’re blushing
That’s why I’m here, you don’t like it? Divorce me.
I wouldn’t change a thing..except when you vomited on my shoes
If I die, tell the girls I love them
‘Must be this tall to ride’, my ass!
It’s midnight, we’re not getting doughnuts
I’m not watching another scene of that crap
You say you don’t want to, but I know you’re lying
Why are we even doing this anymore?
That cashier is staring at you
Don’t bother coming to find me, I’ll be knee deep in Cheetos and Netflix
Just let me explain…there was this guy and…
Daddy used to tell me ‘never…’
And since when do you wear the pants in this family?
I don’t like you, get out of my fort.
I’m not going to change, you’ll have to deal with it.
One-on-one. Right here, right now.
Thanks for texting me, means a lot.
That’s not how I said to do it, do it again
Can you just give me a hug? Just once?
If you stepped foot in that building, you’d go up in flames.
It’s a zombie, not an alien. Know the difference.
Are you thirty-five or five?
She ran from me, I couldn’t catch her, she just grabbed the…
I’m scared and I don’t want to be alone.
How did that thing get in my living room?
Mow the lawn. Take out the trash. Trim the hedge. Fix the window. Got it?
I said two, not twenty two
Wait, if Melanie likes David then why is Brenda…oooh…I got it
Twinkies and cotton candy is not dinner!
I thought this would make up for it
You borrowed my truck for what?
I said no, three times to be exact.
Waffles or pancakes? Or wine? Oh..or beer?
Why don’t you try it if it’s so easy?
I didn’t know we were keeping score.
You’re so cute when you’re upset.
Call me that one more time, see what happens.
Put some clothes on for the love of God.
If you don’t go, I’ll (insert threat here)
If I have clothes on, it’s not technically sleeping with each other.
I’ll be back at noon, clean this up.
It’s only been two weeks.
Sometimes I forget we’re married and not just best friends.
Why is there no hot water?!
Don’t you think it’s a little…much?
It’s relaxing. You should try it.
Do you want this? Is this what you really want?
It was all him. I had nothing to do with it.
First the washer then the dryer!
How could I stay mad at you?
I just wanted a sandwich, I didn’t mean to start a fire
It’s almost midnight and you haven’t said anything cute at all.
You’ve been watching it for seven hours, I’m asking for five minutes…fifteen minutes tops.
Wait..you can’t tie your shoes?
Do you always look at me like that?
What would you do if you never met me?
We’re playing checkers or you can get the hell out.
Sorry I have feelings too…
The power went out, it’s not the end of the world.
I’ll buy you a new one, just stop pouting
I’ll tell your mom on you
You’ll be homeless if you keep it up.
I may have dropped your ring in the lake
If he does that one more time, you’re cleaning it up