the FATEST CATFISH in the gay pond

Mo. 30. a small gay. she/her. pacific northwest. i am actually several dozen cats in a large overcoat

[catie-does-things]

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

[copalcetic]

he was even at the club! and yet

[quimerical]

you must remember that while you are your mother’s daughter as well as your father’s daughter you are also a secret third thing beyond the reflex of memory and that third thing is entirely up to you

[kosmogrl]

[threeicedcreams]

Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[fairycosmos]

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[maxknightley]

okay guys we've all had a lot of fun with the whole "five day work week" thing but let's stop joking around. we only need three. four at the absolute maximum

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[kosmogrl]

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

[kosmogrl]

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

[samwisegamgeeee]

Quick! Put in the tags what you’re looking forward to right now!

I’ll go first: Im gonna go out to try a new restaurant this week with a friend!!

[gertrudlsnacht]

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

[aliensexdream]

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

[mewvore]

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[artificersarchive]

Needle felting, traditional and stumpwork embroidery, about 1/3 of Van Gogh's "Irises." The needle felted Monet I did didn't make it into the show, but this one did. "They Were Violet."