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Mice have been reclassified as a species of microorganism, in a move which has enraged animal welfare experts internationally.

Scientists have been quoted as saying

"After what happened with fish, we've just started making it all up. Mice are pretty small. Anything under the size of a 6 month old alsatian is up for reconsideration, we'd say."

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Crazy how America didn't invent tennis until 2004.