Joey. 18.

msg me 😝

[magicconchshell-deactivated2018]

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[melodyhansen]

[falaraz]

[vintagepales]

Hermitage Museum,  St. Petersburg 

[cherryberryann]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

[giovanniespinuevaa-deactivated2]

This makes me happy haha

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[fvvck--it]

let's play a game called reblog if you're a lesbian

[dksjfbp9i234rniowefn43ipg]

24,485 of y'all playing a really good game of hide and seek

[vxmp4eternal]

^ 😂😂😂

[earthdad]

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over

[daisybud]

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

[cutemutant-deactivated20151226]

Why is a porn blog following me

Ancient tumblr user proverb  (via mercurieux)

[falaraz]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[lattelesbian-deactivated2016091]

[falaraz]

me: completely detached and disinterested

also me: so clingy and loving and affectionate

[resting-sadface-deactivated2016]

what being alive is like

[emowesanderson]

pros of having a vagina:

no one knows when you are turned on

cons of having a vagina

your underwear knows youre turned on and so do you for the rest of the day

you have to use a mirror when you think something is wrong with it

chunks of your uterus coming out

bleeding

more bleeding

CRAMPS

when you think youre done bleeding but youre not

[falaraz]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go