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walking in on it

when i was 14 i walked in on my parents fucking. i use the word "fucking" to be descriptive here because they certainly were not making love. my mom was on her hands and knees and my dad was behind her, pounding away, and my mom was saying "fuck my pussy fuck my pussy fuck my pussy" very steadily, like a mantra, until she saw me and and got up. my dad's dick flopped out and i processed a lot of visual information right away, like how my mom's bra was around her stomach and he'd sort of been using it as a handle, and like how my mom had a tiny little patch of pubic hair that looked like a punctuation mark to her tanlines, and how my dad's dick was curved when it was hard, and how my mother had a lot of sweat or spit between her tits. she sort of swiftly walked me out of the room and was also wiping the sweat or spit off of herself and asked me what i needed, and i told her i forget and she told me if i had any questions about what i saw i could certainly ask but not right now, and so i went back to my room and my mom apparently went back to getting her pussy fucked.

i didn't have any questions about it but i remember my dad was very shy around me for a while. my mom wasn't really. i think she ultimately figured it was a healthy thing for me to see. 22 years of marriage and still having sex like that. i think now, i sort of agree.

when i was 15, i walked in on my sister kayla and her boyfriend fucking. kayla was 17, and her boyfriend was 25, and he had tattoos and muscles and they were on the couch in the basement and she was on top of him, naked, and when i opened the door and saw her going up and down on top of him, i watched for a while because they hadn't noticed me. kayla had big tits. i was jealous of her tits. and he appeared to be sucking them. i couldn't really see -- i could just see her ass and back and his balls and legs. he had a condom on and i could see the bottom of it and i remember being glad they were using a condom. and she wasn't talking like my mom. she weas just making tight, high-pitched little noises. but then he tapped her, and she got off of him onto the floor, and he pulled off that condom and started shooting his cum on her face. he noticed me watching in the middle of that, but didn't say anything. he kept stroking and waved me off with his other hand, so i left.

later, i was in my room with the door open and he walked by. "hey jenny. you like what you saw?" he gestured at his cock, now in his pants. i said "yeah," and he grinned and said, "show me what you've got. only fair." i pulled my shorts and panties down. he looked at my unkempt bush and said, "hot."

when i was 16, i walked in on my brother joe having sex with his girlfriend. joe and i were fraternal twins and i remember immediately being mad he'd lost his virginity first. they were on his bed and he had his pants and boxers down just enough. she was bottomless but with a sweatshirt on. it was like they'd been caught before. when she saw me, she hopped off, and i was absolutely shocked by the size of joe's cock when it was in the open air for a few seconds. "oh hey jenny," she said, no longer concerned since it wasn't a parent or kayla. she was sitting against the wall in a way that i could fully see her shaved pussy. it was a more detailed view than i'd even gotten of myself at that point, and she was lightly touching herself like she was keeping herself ready for when i turned around and left. i probably hesitated for too long. joe had a pillow over his dick. finally he threw it at me and told me to leave.

i shaved my pussy in the bath that evening, and then after i got dressed i went to joe's room. "do you know something?" i said. "you have a bigger dick than dad. and max." that was kayla's ex, the 25 year old, long gone. she was in college now.

"i do?" he said, surprised. "how do you know?"

i explained my career of walking in on sex-in-progress.

"huh," he said. "i didn't know."

"how big is it?" i asked. "have you measured?"

"no."

"we should."

"we?"

i blushed. "i just wanna know too."

he laughed. "that's weird."

"i guess but like, it's fine."

somehow that convinced him, and he pulled down his boxers and said "get a ruler." i went to my room and got one from my desk, and when i came back, he was stroking his cock.

"do you always stroke it that roughly?" i asked.

"not usually in front of girls," he said.

i was openly staring. "it's kind hard to get to full strength when you're just staring at me," he said.

"what should i do?"

"i don't know," he said.

impulsively, i took my shirt off. i wasn't wearing a bra.

"oh," he said.

i sort of liked the tenor of that oh, and so i also pulled down my shorts and stood there in my pink target panties.

he gestured for the ruler so i brought it over. i had my face kind of insanely close to his cock while we measured. 9 and a quarter inches.

"it's impressive," i said.

"thanks," he said. "you have nice tits."

i remember like a couple of days later i was in the shower before school and he just came in to piss. and i opened the shower curtain like what the fuck, you know? and he was like, "you've seen it now."

"okay but i'm naked," i said. and he turned and looked at me, looked me all over, looked at my now slightly-stubbled pussy, and my soapy tits, and then he said, "turn around so i can see your ass."

for whatever reason, i did as he asked instantly. i even put my hands against the shower stall behind me like, literally assuming the position.

"you're hot," he told me. "you don't act or dress like you're hot. you should."

when we were 17, joe walked in on me having sex with my best friend caroline. we were naked on my bed rubbing our pussies together. at this point i had a bush again, a very trimmed one on top, and caroline had one that more or less matched, so when we scissored it was like two arrows trying to meet each other at the tip.

in the past year i'd certainly taken his advice, and started wearing skimpier clothes and carrying myself with an air of confidence. this led very quickly to having sex with two boys from school and realizing it wasn't really for me, which led to me telling caroline, which led to caroline telling me she was gay, which led to me saying "oh, maybe i'm gay." and guess what? i was.

joe took a long look at caroline's incredible body before apologizing and leaving. at that point he was seeing me naked all the time. most of our boundaries with each other had sort of evaporated as we'd both become sexually active and both got into smoking weed and as i developed a habit of showing him how slutty i was dressing, lifting my skirt to show him my thong, that sort of thing.

we also sometimes watched porn together, stoned in his bedroom, and he'd stroke that huge snake of his and i'd play with my clit with my panties and shorts pulled aside.

that night joe told me he'd jerked off after seeing caroline naked and i told him all about how much i liked fucking her, how wet her pussy got and how she would shake when she was cumming. joe was seeing a girl who was already 18, and he showed me the nudes she was sending him, and we both jerked off looking at them.

toward the end of that, when joe was clearly about to cum, i reached over and took over. it was a spontaneous horny gesture, and joe didn't mind at all. he laughed and grunted and said "fuck yeah" and then i spit on his shaft and he said "damn" and then he started to shoot his cum all over himself and all over my hand. i laughed and wiped it on the bed.

"did you cum?" he asked me.

"not yet," i said. and he reached over. he pulled my shorts and my panties off, even though they were already stretched out and pulled to the side, and for some reason that made me want to take my top off. i was naked in his bed.

joe's fingers were thicker and rougher than i was used to, and i made a surprised, pleasured noise when he found my clit. he put one finger inside me at first, and then another when there was room, and used his thumb to rub my clit while he pushed inside me. it was a very intense sensation. if i had not already been touching myself it would have been too much. too much stimulation, too much pressure. but now it was rather appealing. he started sucking my tits while he did this -- another feat of coordination -- and i moaned my approval.

my orgasm was very intense, very long, and very wet, and as joe slowly removed his soaked fingers, he stuck them in my mouth. i think he was being playful, but he found a secret switch inside of me that turned off my brain and let my pussy take total control. i climbed on top of joe and -- he'd gotten hard again while touching me -- and i pushed him inside of me. he groaned, surprised and delighted. i ground myself hard against him, back and forth and up and down, not so much cumming again as i was somehow extending my previous orgasm. he was all the way inside me, which i didn't even think was possible. i fucked him like i was trying to tear myself in half. i don't even know when he came inside me, i just know that he did, and eventually his soft, soaked cock flopped out.

i got dressed very quickly, and we kind of stared at each other laughing but also horrified. i was on birth control, despite generally playing for the other team, just for period-regulation reasons, and i remember blurting that out so he'd know it was OK that he'd cum inside me. it was leaking out now, i could feel it, and it made me feel like a god.

we didn't do it again. it was just a one time thing, and honestly? i don't regret it. it made us closer, and we're still close. it also made us both very confident, which was huge in college. my dorm had communal showers, and more than once i forgot a towel after a shower, and just walked nude back to my room, dripping wet. people saw. they loved it. i remember going home for spring break my freshman year, and showering with the bathroom door wide open. my dad and kayla were in the kitchen and kayla whistled at my nude body. my dad said, "i echo kayla's sentiment." kayla was the hot one in the family, so that felt great.

later that same week, my mom walked in on me and joe masturbating in his room watching porn. she laughed.

"wow," she said. "i knew you two were close but, this is impressive." she left again quickly. but a few days later, she and i were at the beach.

"how often does that happen?" she asked me.

"well, in high school we used to do it pretty often," i said. "but that was the first time in a long time."

"your brother has an enormous cock," she said. "no wonder you decided you didn't want to deal with all that."

i laughed. "i suppose it might have been a factor. but i still hook up with guys sometimes," i shared.

"wow, really?" she said. then she paused. "my friend anne -- um, once she was having some marital problems. and she joined your father and i in bed a few times."

"hot," i said. "did you get all up in that pussy?"

"i did," she said. "and i really enjoyed myself."

"what about watching her fuck dad?"

"i thought it would be hard for me. but it was actually a turn on."

i was thrilled she was talking this way with me. i wanted to keep it going.

"a girl i'm seeing at school has another girlfriend, so sometimes we all get together."

"is that fun?"

"it's really fun. and i think the other girl hates me, so it's really fun to make her cum."

my mom laughed. "you're so bad."

"do you prefer having orgasms or giving orgasms?" i asked.

"giving," she said immediately. "i'm addicted to making your father cum. i've done it thousands of times and it's not enough."

"ejaculation is the best part of sex with guys," i said. "where do you like it?"

she didn't seem scandalized by my question at all. "i like to taste it, but i don't love swallowing it, so on my face is a great option. but also, your father loves to cum in my pubic hair. and so i like that and the mess it creates because he likes it so much."

"do you still have that tiny landing strip?" i asked.

"oh you remember that? no." she held open her bikini bottom to show me her trimmed, shaped triangle.

"that's like mine," i said, also lifting my bikini bottom.

my mom giggled. "just two women showing each other our pubes on the beach. nothing to see here, folks."

we laughed.

"your sister always shaves everything, which i think looks good on her but it makes me feel like a teenager in a bad way," my mom said. "sometimes your dad asks me to try it so i do for him."

my sister kayla had moved back home after a breakup, so it made sense that my mom would have seen it.

"does dad know kayla is shaved? he probably wouldn't ask for it if he did."

my mom laughed. "that's true. i should tell him."

"speaking of incest," she laughed. "you know, i found myself a little jealous of the intimacy of you and joe. and i actually," she was blushing. "i told your uncle"--her brother--"about it."

"that's fine with me," I said. i thought she was apologizing for putting my weird sexual behavior out there, but i was unashamed. i imagined making knowing eye contact with him at thanksgiving. as a person who was having increasing amounts of ill-advised sexual contact at college -- i was cheating on my girlfriend with two professors -- illicit, shared, unspoken knowledge was becoming my favorite part.

"yeah no, i just... i told him i wish we were that close," my mom was looking at the water now, unable to meet my eyes. "and he was like, we can be if you want. so i um, i went over to his house yesterday."

"hot," i said.

she looked at me, gauging my seriousness. i was serious. "i know," she said. "his wife was at work. we went into their guest room. i stripped down to my bra and panties."

"nice ones?"

"just casual honestly. a gray bra and pink cotton panties. i hadn't really been sure anything was going to happen so i almost treated myself like it wouldn't. although i did shave my legs and bikini line."

"what happened when you stripped?"

"he pulled out his dick, and i just sat on the bed watching him stroke it. like he was standing, stroking, and i was sitting, just watching, and he was like, 'you need to meet the moment here' so i took my bra off, and he told me i had really amazing tits."

"you do," i said.

"well, him saying that worked on me. i slipped my panties off, and i opened my legs a bit to start touching myself. and i watched him look me over. and i felt really amazed and shocked at myself for being naked there, in front of him, and i just..." she looked at me sort of wildly, like she wasn't sure if she could admit this to me.

"tell me," i said.

"i pulled him closer to me and i sucked his cock," she blurted. "he held my head and he moaned and i felt soo soo good and he came almost immediately, shot his cum right down my throat, and i just kept going, just kept sucking until he was totally soft. and then he put me back on the bed and he licked my pussy and made me cum almost as fast. and i sort of immediately jumped up and like, almost ran out of his house putting my clothes on."

"that's so hot."

"you think so?" my mom giggled. "i mean. i agree. but i think something is seriously wrong with us."

"i think it's nice to sexually take care of the men you love. men think with their cocks, right? if we love them..."

she considered it. "if your father wanted you to suck his cock would you do so?"

i looked her in the eye. "i guess that would mean you were not fulfilling your duties as a wife. so... i'd sort of have to."

she laughed. "to cover for me?"

"yeah," i said. "would you? if grandpa asked you?"

"without hesitation," she said firmly. and then she barked another laugh. "i'm surprised how easy that was to answer."

"i'm not surprised," i said.

"so i'm guessing you've sucked joe's cock." she said, somewhat grimly.

i decided to rip the band aid off. "we fucked. but just once. years ago."

"huh," my mom said. "i am probably compartmentalizing. but the fact that it only happened once strikes me as more or less healthy. youthful experimentation?"

"honestly yes," i said. "plus also think about how i was trying to figure out my sexuality. it was a confusing time."

"totally," my mom said. "what's my excuse?"

"midlife crisis?" i offered.

"that works for me," she said.

"would you fuck him?" i asked. "uncle pete?"

"i asked him to fuck me the whole time he was licking me. so, i think yes."

we were headed back to my mom's car when a tall, wiry but handsome older man said "you two must be sisters."

"how often does that line work?" my mom asked him.

he chuckled. "work how?"

"like... how often do women offer you to come watch them shower in the bathhouse?" i said, gesturing toward the building we had not even been heading toward. it was getting dark, and there were not a lot of people around.

"never," he said.

"first time for everything," i said. and i pulled my mom by the hand and gestured for him to follow.

we did have our clothes, but we'd been planning to just drive home in our bathing suits. change of plans. i got naked quickly, and my mom followed. the man sat on a wooden bench next to the stall. "god, look at you both," he said. "perfect specimens."

"you can stroke your dick if you want," i told him as i turned on the water. we didn't have soap or towels or anything, so we just kind of splashed water on ourselves, and then turned off the water, and then as we watched this guy stroke his bent cock, my mom started touching herself. instead of doing the same, i reached over to caress her tits while he watched us, groaning. he shot his cum on the floor, and my mom said, "impressive" and then started getting dressed.

in the car, she told me she loved this wild side of me. i said i felt the same about her.

in the morning, i was in the shower. my dad was in the kitchen, and when my mom came down, she just stripped naked and got in the shower with me.

"are you both in there?" i heard my dad say.

"yeah," my mom said. "saving some water."

he walked into the bathroom to look at us both inside the glass stall. my mom opened it to give him a better look. "we match," my mom observed, gesturing at our bushes.

"you do," my dad said, grinning.

kayla poked her head in. "family shower time?"

"come on in, the water's fine," my mom said. kayla started getting undressed. "she doesn't match" my mom observed as soon as kayla's panties were off. my dad looked at the three of us naked in the shower and said, "you're so beautiful."

"take a picture," my mom said. "this would make a great christmas card."

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