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@fangirl-facts
Hi I'm just letting you know that I am going to be using your page as a reference on my article on fangirling for class... I just wanted to let you know. -SanDiegojuliet (sorry i'm not logged in)
hfhsfhshdfjhadhflkjahfkahs OMG I am both honored and scared. XDDDD
hshfjahfl OH man, well I'm glad I can help with your class.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient
GPOY of Every Fangirl on Tumblr
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
Six words you NEVER say to a fangirl
English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What
Being a Fangirl
me: lol no i'm not a fan i'm his wife
If fangirling burned calories, I'd be so skinny.
I would be dead
If fangirling burned calories, it would cause massive health disorders across the entire planet.
Yeah. all of this. I would die. I’d need to have a constant IV on me pumping in FAT to live.
Fangirl Fact: Ovary Destroyer
Someone so unnecessarily sexy, fantastic, delicious, and or mind bogglingly gorgeous that fangirl ovaries simply explode from a single image of them.
These creatures of uncanny sex appeal have "blue steel" down, can shift the weight of their body in such a way that fangirls simply sway in their computer chairs, and evoke a force so powerful fangirls are literally brought to a keyboard smashing, ovary exploding, stupor that will leave them twitching on the floor.
WARNING: These individuals are highly dangerous as an inexperienced fangirl may run the high risk of ruining her favorite panties. Approach with the utmost caution.
Fangirl Fact: Husbands
see also: husbando
A husband in fangirl terms is generally referring to a character or actor that a fangirl is insanely attracted to and has claimed for life.
Generally a fangirl may have many husbands. The duty of a fangirl wife is to collect anything and everything with their husband's face on it and to score the internet for any quote or tidbit of information they can find. A fangirl wife generally will know twice as much about one of their husbands than any other man in her harem.
side note: many fangirls will make jokes about their husbands expressing their hidden sadness that the relationship is not real or will joke that their future children will in fact be the by product of her and her husband. DO NOT TEASE HER ABOUT THE FIRST JOKE AS IT WILL CAUSE HER TO BURST INTO UNCONTROLLABLE TEARS! DO NOT REFUTE THE SECOND JOKE AS IT WILL BREAK HER ALTERNATE REALITY BUBBLE AND AGAIN CAUSE HER TO BURST INTO UNCONTROLLABLE TEARS!
Fangirl Fact: The Keyboard Smash
A random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.
With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
Fangirl Fact: Ear Porn via Drama CDs
A fangirl with headphones in is at the most risk for ovary damage. Having the headphones plugged into an iPod or computer usually means she’s listening to something highly inappropriate and deliciously bad for her in the form of a drama CD.
Over the course of her session she may be prone to hitting the pause button repeatedly, rolling around, squealing, covering her mouth, or becoming so red it’s almost radioactive.
Warning: Removing headphones from the device will result in you being mauled to death by said fangirl. Boyfriends, husbands, or lovers proceed with caution whilst handling an earporn entranced fangirl.
Fangirl Fact: Ovary Explosions
fangirls are prone to Ovarian Explosions on a regular basis. These can be brought about by any number of things from ear porn to seeing one of their husbands.
In the event your fangirl's ovaries explode or implode do not panic. Fangirls have the miraculous ability to grow back ovaries instantaneously. This makes it easy for a fangirl to suffer multiple Ovarian Explosions through the day.
Welcome to the Fangirl Facts blog
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But mostly it's just a blog about fangirls and the various crazy shit we do. All of this is made up and just for fun.
If you are allergic to fangirls you should exit this blog immediately and go about your business.
