This week: KEEP THE MEAT HEALTHY!
Dr. Lecter probably doesn’t take insurance. Look at that office. Look at that waistcoat. You know he’s out of network.
He may be too busy Ripping the Chesapeake to deal with paperwork from AetnaUnitedShieldConglomerate, but he still cares about your coverage.
After all, if the meat’s diseased, he’ll just have to throw it out.
*Disclaimer: Please do not name cannibalism as a concern in your resistbot fax.
**Unless you are going to literally RP Hannibal for the entire letter, which would probably get a good laugh out of some very overwhelmed staffers.
What to do: use Resistbot and Trumpcare Ten!
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