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evie’s hair looked the best in d1 and this is a hill i will die on

#descendants #evie grimhilde #that’s tea

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#descendants 3 #malvie #THAT’S SO PUREEE

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party casual descendants

#descendants 3

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#sarah jeffery

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okay so i made my (tired scottish) mother sit through the entirety of descendants 3 and these were her main talking points:

angry that all the girls were wearing heels ( “they’re gonnae break all their feet and ankles!” )

“aye this is shite love no offence (none taken ma this is a dcom it’s not exactly fine art) but the dancin’s not bad”

“that’s not a real accent” “it is, mum” “it’s not!” “it is!” *i have to pause the movie to bring up an interview of thomas doherty on youtube to prove it* “the fuck’s up with him then?”

“PUT SOME BLOODY TRAINERS ON YE FUCKIN TWATS”

somehow predicted that bit at the end with harry and audrey (????? a disney channel prophet)

“me and [sister] were so convinced [the kiss with doug] wasn’t gonnae work” “that’s because you’re a lesbian love” “is not” “aye well it’s coz you’re an optimistic lesbian then”

found it hilarious that dude could talk. every time he opened his mouth she’d start giggling

*gil and jay complimenting each other* “cam, love, are they… are they gonnae… are those two gays?”

“ohp. dad dancing that. never a good sign.” (in reference to the entirety of ‘do what you gotta do’)

“he is… that’s an ugly trumpet player that one” (doug) *later* “he’s screwing the blue one? seriously?? that’s got tae be illegal somewhere!”

“this jane lass, she’s doing well for herself. only goodun.” (by this she means jane is the only character she likes.)

(she also likes hades and the fairy godmother for being (and i quote) “camper than elton john”)

#descendants 3 #BEST COMMENTARY ON THE MOVIE YES

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deleted scenes — carlos and jay talk about the future.

#descendants 3 #jaylos #AAAAAAAAAAAAA #THIS IS SO CUTE I- 😭

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‘you, uh, might wanna think of a spell for that’ [descendants 3 (2019)]

#descendants 3 #jay descendants #CUTIEEEE

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#descendants 3 #audrey descendants #uma descendants #mal bertha

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jane icons.

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#descendants 3 #jane descendants #MY BABY GIRL!!!

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Doug in D3

#descendants 3 #doug #STOPDKEHEGSV

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Why do u hate doug so much😭😭

(jonathan van ness voice) so here’s the thing…..

doug is like…..the worst descendants character in our opinion like there isn’t really any Flavor to him and he’s only written to be the so called lOvE iNtErEsT to Lesbian Queen Evie Grimhilde which is a hate crime to evie HERSELF. (evie darling we are SO sorry 😔)

also in d2 he’s shown to be kinda toxic by being selfish when evie comes back from the isle and his rat looking ass had the AUDACITY to catch an attitude with her bc he thought she was cheating when in actuality she was risking her life in the hood dodging bullets while wearing heels to save ben. he’s just musty and we DONT stan!

#descendants #doug #i dont want to say that it’s tea but... i kind of agree #no one @ me

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d1 mal: i’m finally free from suffering now that i’m in auradon

d2 and d3 mal: bitch you thought

#descendants #descendants 2 #descendants 3 #mal bertha #THIS IS LEGIT

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The floor is heterosexuality

Core four :

#descendants 3 #I MESN WHEN U RITE U RITE

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mal: this is my crew!

uma: this is my squad!

mal: this is my turf!

evie: are y’all being deadass rn? literally auradon is about to DIE and y’all have the nerve to think it’s perfectly okay to sit here and argue??? at a time like this? literally what’s not clickin? what’s not clicking?