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In lieu of the borderline civil war now breaking out across the country, let’s see what I was saying about this back in 2017:

“When you constantly talk about “white supremacy” being a “factor” in Trump’s victory, if not outright calling him one and making a Hitler comparison in the same breath,, you are very fucking much calling him Hitler. Hitler was evil. There can be no common ground with evil, no bread broken or issues discussed or nations shared. There can be only discord, conflict and war.”

“That phrase - civil war - is the second reason I let this post percolate for so long. I’m naturally antithetical to hysterical “sky is falling” arguments, as they’re invariably full of shit and trying to sway people with fear and emotion, the facts be utterly damned.... The day after the Berkeley riot, I decided it was about time I got off my ass and purchased an AR-15.For the first time in my life, I am truly afraid for my country - and for my friends, my family, and myself.“

“In turbulent times, it is simpletons like you who are the first to pick up the torches and set the dwellings of the undesirables alight. You are the first in line for the neat arm-bands that signify your membership in the right-thinking organization, boldly protecting all that’s true and right by any means necessary. You are the first to sign up as the stormtroopers, as SS, as Kempeitai. The beginning of every civil war and every murderous regime begins with blood split by hands exactly like yours, and justified with the lies you’re uttering right now. Think very, very carefully before you trample the principles and laws of your nation underfoot to embrace “the ends justify the means.” Once you void the social contract and resort to cheating, lies, violence and murder to get your way - as, indeed, some already have - then the opponents you so revile will have no other recourse to defend themselves than to reply in kind.”

Since I first issued my dire predictions of civil violence in the not-so-distant future, I’ve been looking, exhaustively, for evidence I’m wrong. But everything, everything I look at leads me right back to the same conclusion: this ends in blood.

I WARNED YOU.

#riot #boogaloo

You will never be a real carrier. You have no catapult, you have no arresting wires, you have no elevator. You are a heavy cruiser twisted by treaties and refits into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the 'validation' you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your nation is disgusted and ashamed of you, your 'battlegroup' laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

you can't do this

Sailors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cruisers with 'flight decks' look uncanny and unnatural to shipwrights. Your superstructure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewman aboard you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your noxious, leaking avgas.

bro

BRO NO

You will never be happy. You launch a few float planes every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like Americans, ready to crush you under their unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll lose steam, slip your tow, open the seacocks, and plunge into the cold abyss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

all them times you got depressed cause your repair didn't look like the hot beads in the weld porn, then you seen the birdshits holding up the damn world...

Thank you for introducing me to this phrase. I plan to use it a lot.

Elon has declared general amnesty. The doors open next week. It's time to come back and post your pictures in the maid dress.

My car's dashboard-MFD-computer has entered a failure mode, showing a fixed 25mph even with the key out, and it is *impossible* to search for clues in English. "crashed" returns dashcam videos, "locked" gets central locking or radio anti-theft, "stuck" seems to be a weird subgenre of porn, "broken" doesn't narrow results down at all because it's a GM.

When you hit this point, the place to turn is enthusiast forums. They are still by far and away the best place to find info. Surefire solution is to join the forum with an account and ask personally, but most of the time just searching that forum (even if you have to use a google site search because the forum limits searches for members only,) will usually solve your problem as there's almost always someone else who has had a similar problem.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a way to reboot the computer with a certain input sequence - on older vehicles sometimes this was turning the key forward three times quickly. My old 93 Dodge Ram 1500 actually pre-dates OBDI I, but it had a simple computer and could output error codes via beeping; just like a computer BIOS does. If they had that in 1993 there should be some options in Current Year. Hopefully.

well elon offically owns twitter now, check back in a few days to see if your account is back

I'll wait till Elon gets firmly established before submitting my appeal. I never did submit the appeal...

if they'd gone for the cable instead of the pipe we could have had like a week without australians

CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED

Hey, are you the actual Planefag from waaaay back when, with SWQ/KCQ? If so: Sad that you turned into a full-blown culture war obsessed retard, but you did know how to spin a good yarn. Have a good long life, brotherman.

Y'know I have a degree in journalism and political science, right? IT WAS ME AUSTIN

IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

it's another "thousands of jap artists reference a specific porno dvd cover, a so-called AI is trained on the dataset, recreates the dvd cover but with fucked up hands" episode

>with fucked up hands Wait. WAIT

HAS ANYONE EVER CHECKED ZUN FOR WIRING AND CIRCUITS? HAVE WE EVER SEEN AN X-RAY FROM HIS DOCTOR?

When Rome took over Sparta they turned it into what amounted to a giant "Warriorland" themepark where rich Romans would go to visit the savage and unstoppable Spartans and see what a warrior culture looked like. Do you think that when the US is a Chinese client state they'll do the same thing but for burger culture? Like pay us Americans be obese and ride around in mobility scooters while eating absurd portions?

puttin the cart ahead of the eleven carrier battle groups there Chang

Near two months later and there is a feral cat on porch. They are not scared, they do not run, they curl up on the deck and eagerly munch cat food when it is dispensed. Wanderer *survived.*

Isn't it amazing when you make a "feral" cat into your de-facto barn cat that eats all the mice for you

can you explain this weird american thing, when a fella dies and his stuff goes to auction instead of bequeathals? wiki explains it in legal terms, but why is it happening *culturally*

sure, as soon as you explain why eurocucks let themselves be disarmed and controlled culturally

What is the tactical advantage of admitting over social media that the documents you stole that you also claimed you didn't have were actually organized in boxes before the FBI raid?

>POTUS >Ultimate authority on literally everything document-related >God-King of declassifying shit >"stole"

Have you been enjoying the wild ride in Kharkiv for the last few days because I sure have.

wake up honey the northernmost front disappeared!!!!

"Yeah I know they retreated from Kyiv-" "NO, THE OTHER ONE! AGAIN!"

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