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I’ve said to my friends I thought the fear factor in Sister Location from the previews seemed to be based solely on uncanny and bozophobia, which a lot more people from my generation seem to have than the one before mine because of It and Killer Klowns from Outer Space... But I’m starting to think Scott was literally watching KKFOS when he decided to make Sister Location. I mean come on the fucking face coloring on Fatso and Funtime Freddy are THE FUCKING SAME. You could say ‘that’s just clown stuff’ for the rest but COME ON. PUPPET + THE SAME FUCKING COLOR!

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So the first comic book shop near us EVER just opened and the little ones got their first ever comic books! Said they’re gonna be collectors! Also hello @choccaboo’s hand.

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The girls have good taste!

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Scott, you been watchin’ the Rock-a-Fire Explosion Documentary?

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FNAF World

I haven’t had a chance to really play it for a long time, I was having problems with a new Tablet Monitor I had, and was spending all my time fixing it.

But I know there’s been a lot of drama over what I see as... very very little.

When I was a kid, all that really mattered in game is that it was fun. This game has had some bugs, but nothing horrible. It wasn’t like it was unplayable and I had fun. All my friends had fun. Did it need improvements, should it have been released later? Yes. But it was still fun. Scott made a mistake, and now a loud, angry minority has driven him to take the game off the Steam store and encourage people to ask for refunds and ask stream to refund it no matter how long they’ve played it or owned it. He’s said he’ll release it on Gamejolt when it’s more finished. That’s terrible. This game isn’t unplayable or unfun. It needs more work but people are acting like it’s Sonic Boom terrible and making it out like the majority of fans hate it. This is a sad end to the franchise. Not because the game was released too early, but because so many people have decided to pile on a disproportionate amount of negativity for something that doesn’t deserve it and basically stabbed Scott in the back. I’ve been critical of Scott on how he’s talked about the subreddit simply because of Popgoe’s being critical of the danglers, the I6NIS keychain design rip offs, and I haven’t even publicly talked about what he did to the CASE: Animatronics developers yet which really took the cake for me... But this was undeserved and over the top.

Scott deserves criticism sometimes, like anyone does, it’s how we grow as people. But this has gone beyond criticism. As soon as Scott said that he should have waited and worked on it more, and was going to fix it, it should have stopped. He was excited, he’s one guy who wants to share his stuff with us because he knows we love it. And so many people took it too far and threw it back in his face. I can’t properly describe how wrong it is. Bad form, too far.

This should be one of the happiest times of his life. He has a new baby boy and he had a new game that was finished enough to be released. He had something new to make him happy. So he wanted to make us happy too. Think about that. That’s probably why he released it so prematurely. He had a fanbase he wanted to make as happy as he was right now because of the birth of his new son. If you’re one of the people who have been instigating this, and if you have spec of humanity in you, chew on that and choke on it.

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Thank you for the review on Silver Eyes. It doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy reading, esp due to my preference for a story about the bots (if sentient) or the children victims/kids. Even the guards, unless they're tied into the backstory, don't interest me. And an unnecessary romance subplot? Eugh. The points that threw off your suspension of disbelief (PG isn't a believable serial killer, technical explanation on bots, phobia) make me wary of approaching the book seriously. Again, tyvm.

Sorry for the late reply! I’m glad I could help.It’s sad, it really wasn’t a good read. As I was writing a script for a more coherent less sweary/emotional review, I realized it fails as a gift to the fans as well as a stand alone adaptation, even as a YA for girls, because it wouldn’t make someone care about the story of Five Night’s at Freddy’s, John isn’t an interesting enough love interest for girls to swoon over, and I think Charlie is even TOO bland for girls to even want to be and self insert into. it at least fails because of the story part. There’s no real reason to care about any of the victims. Or for Charlie to really have a crush on John still. Or trust him with anything. The worst part is later I found out Scott wrote the pizzaria stuff, so Purple Guy’s terrible characterization may have been his fault. As well as the stuff with the animatronics not working. I don’t think Aaron Fetcher would have minded a call for research from Scott so he could find out how animatronics really work. Aaron likes the boost in interest in animatronics the franchise has made. That’s what -really- kills me. I’ve been told I’m ‘sad’ because I ‘can’t enjoy things for what they are’ because of my comments on the book. Like having a critical eye or wanting quality is a bad thing. At least someone people understand and my reviews, even my unscripted ones or first draft ones, help people make informed decisions. This is what helps keep me going. Thank you very much, Again, glad I could help.

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FNAF World LP

I promised I was going to do it, and I am.

But I wasn’t anticipating recording until Feburary, my set up is still under piles of stuff, (This is why the video about the release date was in a text to speech voice it was done on the laptop) and ontop of that, I want to wait to see if Scott updates it at all. As it stands it’s kind of migraine inducing to play with all the effects going on, as much fun as I’m having with it. It’s not so bad that I think it’d stand in my way of playing it (it hasn’t on the laptop). So I want to see if maybe he makes any improvements as he likes to do when he releases something (though he should really get a second person outside of his family on his stuff to test, and work longer, instead of pushing up and updating, there’s other things the game could need.) Plus, everyone is going through right now, first reaction. With an RPG, I like to play it first, then LP it knowing a bit more so we don’t get stuck, so it doesn’t get tiresome. So that’s the state of that!

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While I’d like to come on here today and mention FNAF World being pushed up and make a joke about feeling bad for Scott’s wife, premature releases, etc, this is more important. I Hate Everything’s Youtube Channel was taken down, as you can find out from the video.

The video in question wasn’t spam. It was him creatively destroying 5 (well 4) DVDs of a bad knock-off movie.

This is actually a lesser known way that Youtube’s guidelines system is broken. In comparison to spam, fighting copyright claims is easy. This is a malicious way people try to destroy and get rid of channels they don’t like.

IHE has a hyperbolic humor and makes videos about hating various things. Minions, Minecraft, Frozen, Hypeculture, Reaction Videos, Pewdiepie’s Fans, FNAF, Furries, Aquaman, lots of things.

Does he actually really hate those things? No. It’s for the joke. Like when I said The Silver Eyes was as bad as Jar Jar Binks and made me want to kill myself. Besides I’m a FNAF loving furry whose favorite superhero is Aquaman. If he was seriously malicious and hated those things and was trying to make people not like them (That is -never- the theme of his videos, just jokes about over exposure or how he may not get it.) would I be supporting him?

He also has a series called The Search for the Worst where he watches and reviews movies on IMDB’s 100 Worst movies all time list in the, well, search for the worst movie ever made.

These reviews, as well as YMS’ reviews have made me have a more critical and think more about the things I watch. So if you’ve liked my Turkey Hollow review or even my First Thoughts video on The Silver Eyes, he’s a big reason for that. There’s pretty much nothing he can do, he doesn’t know what to do, so he asked people to make a fuss. So I’m making a fuss and spreading the word as much as I can. It’s hard to find a lot of original and unique channels on Youtube anymore and he has one of one them. Or had. He just hit over 300k, and he JUST MOVED and lost his lively hood. It’s far too easy for Youtube to screw over big Youtubers. I can bet there’s Youtubers you all like that are at this level that this could happen to. So please spread the word too.

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You may have figured out that the post was fake...

But you’ll never be able to catch me!

I’m hiding behind the Internet™!

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these meddling kids:

@midwaycj

@ginacartoon

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Haha, seriously though, kudos. It was a pretty good fake, it fooled most people I knew who don’t look at the official and fan models as much as I have do for SFM and video editing purposes.

If I didn’t have any sort of fanbase for FNAF news, no matter how small, I don’t think I’d have said a thing.

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OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOOH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GET HYPE FNAF FANZ~!!!

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IS THAT THE FNAF MOVIE?!?!

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I DUNNO~!! 😄

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@parts-and-services BON BON SHOWED UP.

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When was this? It’s still the Silver Eyes for me.

Unless I’m just failing to realize this was fan made. Lol.

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No mention on the subreddit, where people have Scottgames.com on a program to alert them to any changes on the site. No mention on the Steam forums. Under 100 notes.

Scott rarely puts his name on teasers, and when he does they’re slightly transparent.

The Bonnie model doesn’t have quite the right color or texture, or shape.And the guitar model is too small and clean. It’s not even Toy Bonnie’s correct guitar model size, though it is the correct color.

Fake. Reblogging this here and not my personal account since this seems to be solely on tumblr to say this to the people who follow me and my videos and so I can in general say this to everyone in the FNAF tag:

Again, it’s fake, the guitar looks exactly like the SFM Toy Bonnie guitar.

Scott said FNAF World is his last planned FNAF game. Sure he could be a troll and say something like this would be a ‘Bonnie’ game or something...

But there’s no way you want the FNAF movie to come out this year. If it comes out this year it’ll be a shitty generic crap horror movie with no effort. They’ve only just really wrapped up writing from what Scott has said, and they’re going to Jim Henson Company for animatronics which will take maybe a year or two unless they decide to go cheap or rush or use someone else to make things faster. So I doubt he’d be teasing so soon. If he’d be teasing this soon because they’d expecting a 2016 release, I’d be scared and if that happens, everyone else should be too.

Oh by the way THE PICTURE SAYS IT’S FAKE AT THE BOTTOM TOO.

Yeah I didn’t have to go through and say why it was fake even if it didn’t say it was fake in the picture but even one person believing it, is too much. I know some are fake believing it but seriously and it’s a good reminder on how to look at things critically, to seriously not get too hyped or want the movie to be rushed.

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FNAF World Release Date! Scott had a baby! Also there’s a demo that’ll be out who knows when?

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I’m on a little video hiatus trying to work on stuff for the channel, but from time to time you know I like to showcase people who are far more talented then myself here, and Jonathon Jones definitely falls into that category and then some!

It’s really hilarious, eerie, and interesting to hear the bots talk to one another and him as they try to get into the office.

If you like this video please go to youtube and share it to your own blog instead of reblogging it from me because only after 100 shares will Johnathon make part 3, just as many other youtubers go by likes!

be sure to ask your followers to share the video themselves too! But don’t spam it. Please follow Jonathon’s rules.

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New toys and where to get them!

I kept forgetting to post this so it’s old and most everyone knows by now. For the 1% that doesn’t.

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I couldn’t review this book until I made a video with just my initial reactions on it because I had too many feelings at it. A more formal review where I don’t rant and rave will come when I do my One February at Freddy’s event.

This video could really do with an offensive content warning, not even just talking about swearing.

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A personal gripe with The Silver Eyes

Not only is this book poorly written,

It’s poorly researched.

Without giving spoilers, at one point in the game, the book pretends that the Freddy Fazbear animatronics, work like real animatronics, or at least, they CAN work like real animatronics.

This was a big mistake the book made because it looked like they kind of sort of looked it up but didn’t follow through.

Animatronics are not programmed just by pushing buttons on the MAC valves. You can make them move by pushing MAC valves but animatronics are controlled by special machines, CEC are called Cyberstar Control Decks, that are hooked up to, DVD players, VHS players, or for the time period the pizzaria was open in the book, a Reel to Reel. They have TVs but not CCTV. AND NOT FUCKING EIGHT. I’m also not an -expert- but from what I know you cannot control individual movements of animatronics there. It’s how you run the show. You want to move one part at a time, that goes to the MAC valves.

MAC Valve controls are under the stage for CEC animatronics. I can overlook that and say they extended the air tubes or controls or something even though it’s stupid...

But you would never not be able to find the controls for one animatronic when diddling their personal controls because they all have individual controls. (this isn’t even a spoiler this never fucking goes anywhere) They’re all marked very well, even after 30 years there are still MAC Valve controls that list the names for the old animatronic’s cosmetics they held. Example: former Showbiz Pizza Locations Jasper T Jowls Mac Valves will say ‘Beach Bear’ not Jasper T Jowls.

Animatronics are not moved by electricity. They’re moved by pressurized air.

I know for the stupid bullshit in the book they changed it but think of the cool shit they could have done with a pressurized air tank in a room somewhere in there.

Knowing how brain dead all the characters in the book are, nothing.

I know that the FNAF animatronics don’t work like real pizzeria animatronics but whoever wrote this fucking book, pen name or not, Scott or not, fucking TRIED to pretend they fucking KNEW how a real animatronic pizzeria animatronic like the ones at CEC work. You do not make me read a fucking shitty bad fanfiction piss poor excuse for fucking literature then come into my fucking house and then fucking pretend these fucking things work like real fucking Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza animatronics and then barely fucking research how the fuck they work and then make me fucking read your fucking shit smear stupid ramblings about it. Fuck you.

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I finished the book

Don’t read the book. The book is Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

The book is Zelda CDI

The book is Jar Jar Binks

Scott even said the book doesn’t even matter. It doesn’t solve anything. It’s not meant to. It’s just a shitty, bad fan fiction re-imagining. No one proof read it. I doubt Scott even read it.

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“Right!” Jessica burst out laughing before quickly thinking of something to share. “Last year there was this guy Donnie,” she said. “I was gaga for him, like really. He was so sweet to everyone. He wore all black all the time, and he had this black curly hair so thick all I could think about when I sat behind him was burying my face in it. I was so distracted I ended up with an A- in Trig. He was super artistic, a poet, and he carried around one of those black leather notebooks, and he was always scribbling something in it, but he would never show anybody.” She sighed dreamily. “I figured if I could get him to show me his poetry, I would really come to know his soul, you know?”

Cawthon, Scott; Breed-Wrisley, Kira (2015-12-16). Five Nights at Freddy's: The Silver Eyes (Kindle Locations 861-865).  . Kindle Edition.

I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW THIS IS IN MY FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S BOOK SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT ABOUT SOME 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BOYS IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL I WAS SAYING EARLIER THIS READS LIKE BAD FANFICTION OR THAT IT’S BY SOME FUCKING AUTHOR THAT WRITES YOUNG ADULT NOVELS BUT THIS FUCKING IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE

DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MAD EGORAPTOR GOT DURING NICKELODEON GUYS BECAUSE JON COULDN’T TEACH HIM HOW TO RIGHT HIMSELF AFTER TAKING A SHOT? THAT’S HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW. IF FOXY DOES NOT SLIT JESSICA’S THROAT I AM GOING TO BE SO UPSET

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Did anyone proof read The Silver Eyes?

Not really a spoiler, it’s in the first chapter, but below the cut

Theodore is refereed to as a purple rabbit when we first see him, obvious a prototype for Bonnie. But later in the chapter when Charlie goes back looking for her keys, he’s reffered to as a bear. Is the book fucking with us on purpose for something later or did they just not proof read I mean seriously. Is Theodore Freddy and Bonnie’s lovechild? Is he a rabbit-bear?