A personal gripe with The Silver Eyes
Not only is this book poorly written,
Without giving spoilers, at one point in the game, the book pretends that the Freddy Fazbear animatronics, work like real animatronics, or at least, they CAN work like real animatronics.
This was a big mistake the book made because it looked like they kind of sort of looked it up but didn’t follow through.
Animatronics are not programmed just by pushing buttons on the MAC valves. You can make them move by pushing MAC valves but animatronics are controlled by special machines, CEC are called Cyberstar Control Decks, that are hooked up to, DVD players, VHS players, or for the time period the pizzaria was open in the book, a Reel to Reel. They have TVs but not CCTV. AND NOT FUCKING EIGHT.
I’m also not an -expert- but from what I know you cannot control individual movements of animatronics there. It’s how you run the show. You want to move one part at a time, that goes to the MAC valves.
MAC Valve controls are under the stage for CEC animatronics. I can overlook that and say they extended the air tubes or controls or something even though it’s stupid...
But you would never not be able to find the controls for one animatronic when diddling their personal controls because they all have individual controls. (this isn’t even a spoiler this never fucking goes anywhere) They’re all marked very well, even after 30 years there are still MAC Valve controls that list the names for the old animatronic’s cosmetics they held. Example: former Showbiz Pizza Locations Jasper T Jowls Mac Valves will say ‘Beach Bear’ not Jasper T Jowls.
Animatronics are not moved by electricity. They’re moved by pressurized air.
I know for the stupid bullshit in the book they changed it but think of the cool shit they could have done with a pressurized air tank in a room somewhere in there.
Knowing how brain dead all the characters in the book are, nothing.
I know that the FNAF animatronics don’t work like real pizzeria animatronics but whoever wrote this fucking book, pen name or not, Scott or not, fucking TRIED to pretend they fucking KNEW how a real animatronic pizzeria animatronic like the ones at CEC work.
You do not make me read a fucking shitty bad fanfiction piss poor excuse for fucking literature then come into my fucking house and then fucking pretend these fucking things work like real fucking Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza animatronics and then barely fucking research how the fuck they work and then make me fucking read your fucking shit smear stupid ramblings about it.
Fuck you.