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(Eddie) “We’re gonna do this. You and me.”
She had been a little apprehensive about asking Eddie to help her, but now that he had agreed to go with her she offered the young man a grateful, soft smile. “Thank you, Eddie. I didn’t want to have to do this alone.”
(Dana) “Oh. Looks like someone’s back in a good mood.”
Tyler rubber the back of her neck and smiled in surrender, looking a little sheepish and regretful. “I guess I was a little hangry earlier,” she replied in a subdued voice, pursing her lips slightly at her own stupidity earlier and sighed. “I’m sorry, Dana. I shouldn’t have lashed out at you like that. Do you think we can try again?”
BOLD ALL THAT APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE!
Eyes: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Black| Grey | Other Hair: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other Body Type: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular Skin: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored
Gender: Male | Female | Trans | Cis | No Gender | Other Sexuality: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other Species: Human | Ghoul | Synth | Other
Education: High School | College | University | Higher Education | None | Self Taught Living Situation: Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with friend | Drifter | Homeless Relationship: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated
I’ve been: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused I have a(n): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder Things I’ve done before: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone
Positive Traits: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless Negative Traits: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable
bold what applies to your muse.
PLACE IN SOCIETY
financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.
medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.
education: qualified / unqualified / studying / self taught
criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.
FAMILY
married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.
has a child or children / has no children / wants children.
close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.
orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).
TRAITS + TENDENCIES
extroverted / introverted / in between.
disorganized / organized / in between.
close minded / open-minded / in between.
calm / anxious / in between.
disagreeable / agreeable / in between.
cautious / reckless / in between.
patient / impatient / in between.
outspoken / reserved / in between.
leader / follower / in between.
empathetic / unempathetic / in between.
optimistic / pessimistic / in between.
traditional / modern / in between.
hard-working / lazy / in between.
cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.
loyal / disloyal / unknown.
faithful / unfaithful / unknown.
BELIEFS
monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.
belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.
philosophical: yes / no.
OPINIONS
pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t care / on the fence.
pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t care / on the fence
pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t care / on the fence.
SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION
sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / uninterested.
potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
ABILITIES
combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
HABITS
drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
“Layers” Character Meme
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Tyler Halstead
Eye Color: Bright blue
Hair Style/Color(Fur): Ginger, reaches the middle of her back. wavy. Usually tied up in a ponytail or half-tail.
Height: 5′5″
Clothing Style: Typically wears jeans, a knitted sweater, a denim vest or leather jacket, boots and occasionally a knitted beanie. Favors blues and earthy colors.
Best Physical Feature: Her smile and eyes.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Fears: Mirelurk queens; losing the people close to her
Guilty Pleasure: Spiking her morning coffee on cold days; singing along to the radio;
Biggest Pet Peeve[s]: People who talk down to her/belittle her; being consistently interrupted;
Ambition for the Future: She would like to settle down some day, maybe start her own family. Whether that is on the Island, the Commonwealth or someplace else she doesn’t know yet.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
First Thoughts Waking Up: “Morning already?”
What They Think About the Most: Her family, when she’s away from home; The current job/Next job and the preparations needed for them; plotting out safe passages along the coast.
What They Think About Before Bed: Tyler usually falls asleep as soon as her head hits the pillow, but she might occasionally spend her last waking minutes reading a book or snuggling with Popeye.
What They Think Their Best Quality Is: Her willingness to help others and her resourcefulness.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
Single or Group Dates: “Single I think. Haven’t really been on a group date so I wouldn’t know.”
To be Loved or Respected: “Respected.”
Beauty or Brains: “Brains I suppose? I guess it kinda depends on what I need from them.”
Dogs or Cats: “Dogs.”
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: “Not often, and I don’t like to.”
Believe in Yourself: “Yes. At least most of the time.”
Believe in Love: “I do.”
Want Someone: “No one specific right now, but I would like to settle down some day I think.”
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on Stage: “No.”
Done Drugs: “No, and I’d like to keep it that way.”
Changed Who You Were to Fit In: “No.”
LAYER SEVEN: AGE
DOB: November 20th
How Old Will You Be: “I’ll be 25.”
Age You Lost Your Virginity: “I uh.. I haven’t.”
Does Age Matter: “When you’re young at least. I feel like it impacts you more then younger you are, especially if the difference is really big.”
LAYER EIGHT: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best Personality: “Someone sincere and honest, and who’s willing to talk about things instead of just.. clamming up. It’s also nice if they know how to have fun, and are willing to try new things.”
Best Eye Color: “I don’t know. A warm shade of brown maybe?”
Best Hair Color: “I kinda have a thing for brunettes.”
Best thing to do With a Partner: “I think cooking together is fun, and just.. relaxing and enjoying each others company, and cuddling.”
LAYER NINE: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: “My family and friends.”
I feel: “Pretty content right now.”
I hide: “My stash of snacks so my siblings won’t find it.”
I miss: “My family when I’m away from home.”
I wish: “I don’t really wish for anything specific right now.”
“Meet me later tonight?“
[Prompt]
Ben raised his brows in surprised, not expecting the invitation, and unsure if he should think about it further than base level. Just because she was inviting him to her boat, at night, didn’t necessarily mean anything. After all, despite their interactions, Ben wasn’t really sure she was interested in him as anything more than a friend.
Dana would probably say Tyler must have plans on throwing him overboard.
“Uh, yeah, sure. Same dock you were at the first time, right?” Ben asked, trying to shrug off his uncertainty with a broad smile. “The one Garrett fell off, with the missing board near the end?”
Tyler had extended the invitation to him simply because she’d wanted to spend more time with him and hopefully get to know him better, and it wasn’t until the words had left her mouth and hung suspended on the air between them for a few seconds that she realized just what it might be perceived as. She had averted her gaze and pretended to look at what Popeye was doing for a brief moment, to stop herself from lighting up like a lantern, but was relieved when his response finally came and it seemed he hadn’t read too much into it.
“Yeah, the same one,” she replied with an affirmative nod and flashed him an amused smile, absentmindedly smoothing her hand along the side of Popeye’s face, who now sat leaned against her leg with his tail lazily beating the ground underneath them. “See you at.. five?” She suggested, drawing the number out of thin air on a whim and inclined her head a little before quickly adding, “We could make dinner together if you want.”
(Matthew) “ now, he’s badly hurt, but he’s alive.”
Tears welled up in her eyes so quickly she had no time to try to blind them away. Her lower lip trembled as the first set of tears spilled over and rolled down her cheeks. “Where is he?” She asked croakily, her voice thick and difficult to form words with. “Where’s Popeye? I want to see him.” The border collie mix had been left aboard the boat while Tyler tended to a few errands, but upon her return she couldn’t find the dog anywhere. It was pure luck that she’d stumbled upon Matthew in her search for him, because the man had apparently seen the dog and felt bad enough for him to take him somewhere safe to be looked at.
“ i was separated from the rest of them. got left behind.”
Tyler frowned slightly at the response she got, and took a moment to consider Holly’s predicament. It was late - far too late to traverse North Side and Cambridge safely. “If you want, you can stay here with me tonight,” Tyler offered, gesturing vaguely to the Nautilus, currently docked behind them. “I have a spare cabin, so you’d have your own bed and everything, then I can drop you off near the old brewery in Cambridge tomorrow morning. I’m headed that way for a delivery anyway.”
*: ･ﾟ✧ the walking dead season 3 episode 3.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ have faith, guys.”
“ don’t push yourself.”
“ you’d better sit.”
“ someone’s coming.”
“ any survivors?”
“ two dead. not sure about the other.”
“ save those rounds until you need ‘em.”
“ help me out here.”
“ he’s saving them. we should show ourselves.”
“ ah-ah-ah. easy does it.”
“ mine’s a whole lot bigger than yours.”
“ now put down your weapons.”
“ that’s it. nice and easy.”
“ and let me see your hands.”
“ now, how’s about a big hug for your old pal, [name]?”
“ found them hiding in the woods.”
“ bringing a homework assignment for you, so open the lab.”
“ be at the gates in five minutes.”
“ well, what is it?”
“ why are we being held here?”
“ we want to leave.”
“ you’re not well enough.”
“ it’s dark. you should stay the night.”
“ where are we?”
“ bet you was wondering if i was real. probably hoping i wasn’t.”
“ i guess this old world gets a little smaller toward the end, huh?”
“ ain’t so many of us left to share the air, right?”
“ you know, when they found me, i was near bled out.”
“ thinking to myself a bullet might make a good last meal.”
“ take myself a nice long nap after.”
“ he went back for you.”
“ you were already gone.”
“ he wanted to keep looking, but things happen. people died.”
“ she was a good kid.”
“ i’m sorry to hear it.”
“ now he’s dead.”
“ we got run off by a herd.”
“ how long ago?”
“ i was separated from the rest of them. got left behind.”
“ i know what it feels like.”
“ what do you want from us?”
“ saved your asses. how about a thank you?”
“ you had a gun on us.”
“ ooh, she speaks.”
“ who ain’t had a gun on ‘em in the past year, huh?”
“ hell, i think i’d piss my pants if some stranger come walking up with his mitts in his pockets.”
“ that’d be the son of a bitch you’d really want to be scared of.”
“ how you feeling?”
“ we want our weapons.”
“ show us the way.”
“ you’ve kept us locked up in this room.”
“ you see any bars on the windows? you’re being cared for.”
“ to protect our people. we don’t know you.”
“ we know enough about you to want out of this place.”
“ we watched you drive a knife into the skulls of two dead men.”
“ what the hell was that all about?”
“ they turned.”
“ they weren’t bitten.”
“ doesn’t matter. however we die, we all turn.”
“ i put them out of their misery.”
“ it’s not easy news to swallow at first, but there it is.”
“ you’re not prisoners here, you’re guests.”
“ if you want to leave, as i said, you’re free to do so.”
“ draws too much attention.”
“ and you especially, you need a solid night’s sleep.”
“ you wouldn’t last another day out there in your condition.”
“ send you on your way. no hard feelings.”
“ come with me.”
“ are you military?”
“ got us a creeper.”
“ some nicknames stick, whether you want them to or not.”
“ we’ll get them in the morning.”
“ what people? there’s nobody here. it’s a ghost town.”
“ you’ll be more comfortable here.”
“ water is limited, so keep it short.”
“ we got food, water, fresh clothes. hope this works.”
“ i know you’d feel better with your sword, more secure, but you’re safe here.”
“ will he make it?”
“ now, i know you got a lot more questions, but i got work to do.”
“ it’s real.”
“ it’s still a work in progress, but rome wasn’t built in a day.”
“ i think we’ve earned it.”
“ how’s that possible?”
“ i won’t make excuses.”
“ everybody copes in their own way.”
“ the whole place went to hell in a few hours.”
“ how many of you escaped?”
“ let me go find the rest. bring them here, where they’ll be safe.”
“ tell me where they are, and i promise, if they’re still alive, i’ll bring ‘em in.”
“ did you finish your homework?”
“ what the hell you call me?”
“ hey, where are we, back in the school yard?”
“ what, you want to take his lunch money while you’re at it?”
“ maybe i’ve wasted my time with you.”
“ maybe you haven’t learned anything at all.”
“ and you, i expect better.”
“ keep poking the bear and you’re bound to get mauled. remember that.”
“ walk with the biters, they think you’re a biter.”
“ low profile. that’s smart.”
“ feels like we’re trying to impose logic onto chaos.”
“ that is not a bad thing.”
“ no, but what does it buy us? more questions, more theories, no answers.”
“ i don’t want to question your judgement.”
“ sure you do. that’s why i need you.”
“ you’ve always said, every tool kit needs a hammer, but do you really feel the hammer is the right tool for that job?”
“ hard to believe you lasted so long out there.”
“ two against the world. it’s long odds.”
“ survival in the wild is tough sledding.”
“ wake up every morning on the ground wondering if today is the day.”
“ will it be quick and final or slow and, well, without end?”
“ will someone have the good sense to kill my brain or will i come back as one of them?”
“ do you think they remember anything? the person they once were?”
“ surely it must have crossed your mind.”
“ you did know them, didn’t you?”
“ so, what you have here. you expect it to hold? what if a herd comes through?”
“ what’s your secret?”
“ it’s about getting back to who we were. who we really are.”
“ compromise our safety, destroy our community… i’ll die before i’ll let that happen.”
“ looks like you’re sitting pretty at the end of the wall.”
“ do i strike you as the kind of man who sits pretty?”
“ you reap what you sow. we’re the seed. now winter has passed, it’s time to harvest.”
“ time to hope?”
“ we’re going out there and we’re taking back what’s ours. civilization.”
“ we will rise again. only this time we won’t be eating each other.”
“ you should take time to relax. get your strength back.”
“ have a look around, and who knows? maybe you’ll like what you see.”
“ i don’t trust him.”
“ have you ever trusted anybody?”
“ all we’ve been through, i still feel like i hardly know you.”
“ you know enough.”
“ it was easier than you think.”
“ hey, hey, hey, hey, don’t shoot!”
“ identify yourself.”
“ no, hey, hey, hey, hey! we found your guy.”
“ now, he’s badly hurt, but he’s alive.”
“ the other guys didn’t make it, i’m sorry.”
“ he told me i would find you here. wants me to bring you to him.”
“ never waste a bullet, son.”
“ pick up the rest of these weapons.”
“ go put a merciful end to that young man’s days.”
“ i promised that i’d bring them back here alive.”
“ they didn’t have our walls, our fences. biters got there before we did.”
“ we didn’t know them, but we’ll honor their sacrifices.”
“ be thankful for what you have.”
“ you’re still here.”
“ anything i can do?”
“ long day?”
“ so, what’s your real name? if it’s not asking too much.”
“ i never tell.”
“ never say never.”
DETECTIVE PIKACHU;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“You hear that? Something’s close.” “See? This is what I’m talking about. My heart is pounding.“ “Dude, I thought you wanted to, you know, hang out and relive the good old days.“ “Just look at it. That is the perfect Pokemon for you.” “Okay, thank you, [NAME]. Thank you for that. Are there any other emotional truth-bombs you wanna drop on me?“ “I’m worried about you.“ “Please don’t put this all on yourself. No one should go through this type of thing alone.” “Are you trying to rob me, or just annoy me?” “Something’s rotten, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.” “Okay, okay, okay. Whoever you are, I know how to use this.“ “Okay, I’m gonna get a knife.“ “Okay, bad idea with the knife. I’ll find something else.“ “No! No! I’m not going in the trash chute.” “Oh. Looks like someone’s back in a good mood.” “You’re adorable.“ “It’s like destiny.“ “It’s not destiny.“ “You want a coffee? 'Cause I could use a coffee.“ “I could stop whenever I want. These are just choices.” “Look, I’m a great detective. But I can’t solve my own mystery if I have no memory.” “It’s the jellies. It’s that thing, you know? You feel it when you really believe in something despite everyone telling you you’re wrong.” “No, I’m gonna go. We’re done here.” “Hold up a sec. We’re gonna need each other.” “I don’t need a Pokemon. Period. Got it?” “There’s magic that brought us together, and that magic is called hope.“ “Oh, you feel it. You feel it in your jellies, don’t you?” “There’s nothing in my jellies.“ “We’re gonna do this. You and me.” “Should we talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?” “I’ve never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.” “Uh, I was drinking that.“ “Just step anywhere. It’s only my life’s work.“ “I can see why you were so excited.” “I was… [scoffs] Okay, I was not that excited.” “Hey, again. Uh… Yeah, I know this seems weird but I actually needed to ask you something.” “This isn’t an office. It’s a coffin with pencils.” “The docks can be dangerous. It’s not the sort of place you want to visit alone at night.” “I’m actually pretty good at being alone at night.” “That’s not… That’s not what I meant to say. Um… I’m just gonna…” “We need to get some ground rules if this partnership's gonna work.” “You’re not my partner.“ “My problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.” “He’s saying you can shove it.“ “Real cooking is about following your heart, not a recipe!” “All I hear are consonants, and all I see are nipples.” “Here. Hold my hat. I’m about to rock this place.“ “What are you doing? What is your plan of attack?” “I forgot everything you said! I forget things, it’s what I do! I have amnesia!” “It’s not working. I forgot how to use my powers.“ “Are you crazy? Get out of there!” “No, I’m not in denial! I’m right, I know it!” “It wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t anybody’s fault.” “I haven’t been really nice to you.” “Well, there’s no such thing as “daddy issues" without “daddy”.” “What’s with the sunglasses?“ “There’s nothing really casual about this.” “Eh, that sounds like a waste of coffee.” “So let me get this right. We’re forced to listen to this spa music so your head doesn’t explode and kill us all.” “Hey, you put that down. I am not giving you a massage.” “I may have amnesia, but I’m pretty sure this is the worst idea anyone’s ever had.” “This is no time for your stupid headaches.“ “I officially hate this forest.“ “That’s a great fifth option. Let’s work on the first four.” “I’m here, partner. I’m here.“ “You’re gonna be okay.” “You have to go on without me.“ “You’re better off on your own.“ “No! No! I need you. Please.“ “You have to stay away. It’s for your own good.” “No. I’m not letting you go.“ “You see? I can’t help it. I hurt the people who need me. That’s who I am. I’m sorry.“ “You tried to kill him!“ “You think you can stand in the way of the future?” “Give me your hand!“ “I didn’t need to defeat you. I just needed to distract you.“ “I’m sorry. I’m sorry I pushed you away just when you needed me the most.” “I’m just happy you’re back.” “Meet me later tonight?“ “You think I can stay with you for a while?”
We don’t have police. Or really any law. Just custom and popular sentiment.
[Prompt]
“Well, so the popular sentiment seems to be that I’m a filthy main-lander who needs to mind my business... but also that the town is in need of serious help, so, you know, mixed signals.”
Tyler heaved a sigh, letting her shoulders slump slightly. “Yeah, sounds about right,” she admitted with a subdued nod. “I can’t help much with the popular sentiment, but I can offer you a drink somewhere you’re less likely to be given the stink-eye,” she offered, looking over at him expectantly.
“Tell me something; do I stink?”
Unperturbed, Tyler leaned in closer to him and gave him a thoughtful sniff, bracing her hand on his lower arm for balance.
“Maybe a little?” she replied with a casual shrug. “Thought I don’t think it’s you, as much as it’s probably your clothes. A quick change and you should be all good.”
Grumpy Old Men Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns as needed/desired!
“I know you’re in there!” “Hello, moron.” “Mind your own business, will you?” “You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker [NAME]?“ “Tie your shoelace before you fall on your stupid head.” “I think – perhaps – uhh, no. No.” “Hypothermia’s a bitch. Not quick like a stroke.” “How is the Grinch today?” “Ain’t got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.” “How the hell should I know? I just got here.” “I tell you what’s on my mind; it’s butt cold out here.” “My god, they’ve come for me.” “Now, don’t you think it’s time you introduced yourself?” “Have I upset you?” “Would you like me to leave?” “Don’t be a stranger, neighbor.” “Isn’t it a peach of a day?” “Who is that?” “She seems to know you.” “Take that you criminal!” “Up yours [NAME]!” “Pew! What’s that smell?!” “Watch it, bonehead.” “You’re just plain chicken.” “Tell me something; do I stink?” “Stay there you little bastard.” “C’mon love muffin.” “Thanks, you were always there to save me.” “So, you seein’ anybody special?” “Sounds like a wacko to me.” “I got zip to offer.” “Looks like he’s takin’ old one eye to the optometrist.” “Colder than a witches tit out there, isn’t it?” “Ahh yeah big man with the axe huh?” “Do you believe in angels?” “Aw you have a wonderful smile, you should wear it more often.” “Of course it’s [NAME], he’s ugly isn’t he?” “It’s time for bed.” “God, you are dumb, dumb, dumb.” “When was the last time you made love?” “Oooh, I think we’re safe.” “Oh, are those for me? They’re just beautiful!” “I fixed your fishing pole!” “I didn’t break your damn nose.” “She was no prize.” “Don’t make me have to separate you two again, dammit.” “Damn kids.” “Can’t live with ‘em, cant shoot ‘em.” “I can’t wait around for another [NAME]. I ain’t got time.” “Why don’t you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?”
Grumpier Old Men (1995) Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns as you like!
“You couldn’t catch crabs from a $10 hooker.” “She doesn’t hate you. She just doesn’t like you very much.” “It is nice to see them getting along for a change.” “You don’t win, I quit.” “I got better things to do than dick around with you all day.” “Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.” “No, there ain’t no moral. I just like that story.” “I’d rather kiss a dead moose’s butt.” “I’m gonna whack him!” “I’ll whack his head like a melon!” “Holey, moley.” “You can’t be serious.” “You shoulda let me whack him.” “If I die today, I die a happy man.” “If you die today, I’m taking your motor.” “Yeah, well, he deserves to be happy.” “Hmmm. Well, whaddya wanna do now?” “I am the gangster of love.” “Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?” “What’s the matter, beautiful? You’re meaner than a dog shitting tacks.” “Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first.” “Here’s some matches. Set yourself on fire.” “I find you disgusting.” “Well, just as long as you find me.” “If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.” “He was a good man.” “You wanna get drunk?” “Well it just goes – what the hell are you talkin’ about?” “You won’t even know I’m here.” “Eat my shorts.” “At last! I get to whack him!” “I am cursed in love.” “I know I’m no great prize, but I’m loyal. I’m honest. And I know how to treat a lady.” “That sounds wonderful.” “Biggest damn fish I’ve ever seen.” “Don’t even think of it.” “It’s too horrible to think about.” “Let’s get the hell outta here.” “Will you sit down for cryin’ out loud!” “I think you pissed him off!” “Maybe it’s not a fish. Maybe it’s something from outer space!” “He better be dead. That’s the only excuse I’m takin’ right now.” “The only think you ever caught in your life was a virus.” “Is that the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen in your life?” “Get me to the church on time~” “Don’t sing that.” “What’s with the boots?” “See what we missed?” “Thank god we eloped.” “He’s got the face of a mackerel.” “Ugh, what’s that smell?!”
Popeye
Popeye is a five year old male husky/border collie mix, and has been Tyler’s companion since he was a pup. He’s a happy, inquisitive and friendly dog, and loves to tag along wherever Tyler goes, and he’s eager to please.
He knows a lot of commands, most of them having a proper use like sit or stay, but also fun tricks. Tyler has trained him to recognize several objects that he can fetch, or places where he can put them (like ‘put the ball in the basket’, ‘go get the blanket’ or ‘where is your bowl?’. Items and locations can be swapped out of other things.)
Popeye usually wears a blue bandana around his neck. Image found here [x]
The Nautilus
A 40″ ocean trawler with extra rigging, winches and pulleys to support fishing with nets, poles and pots. The boat serves as Tyler’s home, and is big enough for her and Popeye to live comfortably. The main deck houses the galley and saloon/dining area, and pilot house + map room. Below decks you’ll find a guest room with a bed, and across the hall there’s a bathroom with a sink, toilet and freshwater shower. At the front is the captain’s cabin, and Tyler’s bedroom. Images found here [x]
