Eslee Knightimos

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[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[fil3t]

monday

[fartspawn]

I shall never ever underestimate a republican's ability to say some absolute bullshit, with their whole chest, have no idea what they're talking about, and then double down on it with complete and utter confidence.

[fartspawn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~~

BLESS YOU ❤️

[fartspawn]

telling my nephew that Hercules' dad was named Bruce

[fartspawn]

Con Air day tomorrow.

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[evengirlierballs]

THE MOON IS GAY!! 🌙🌈

[fartspawn]

I put a "no spraying" sign on my yard and the amount of bugs in my yard this year is..........off putting.

HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!!!!!!

[fartspawn]

[neurotypicalite]

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

[neurotypicalite]

call that a transplant

[fartspawn]

approximately 50% of my plants are in spaghnum moss now. Still no idea how to spell it bc spell check doesn't suggest it to me. Spauhgnum, spaghettinum. Sphagnum. idfkf

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

the teen elle woods tv show completely won me over in the end btw. they solve law mysteries. they don’t skimp on the 90s music. there’s a lesbian who flops around watching xena warrior princess. the mom is super hot. malibu barbie in grunge seattle is as fun a fish out of water as throwing her onto the harvard campus. and that little vanilla bean playing elle is genuinely nailing it putting her whole pink pussy into channeling elle woods

[fartspawn]

the vanilla bean totally deserves 77 jimmy choos, too!

[fartspawn]

[fartspawn]

"I have no idea why my cat died of a sudden unexplained illness last year"

FB post:

[fartspawn]

THE KID THAT PISSED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AT WORK LOOKED LIKE THURMAN FUCKING MERMAN IS2G

[fartspawn]

I was going to post the security video of the guy that broke into my car to hide from the cops and trying to break down the store doors to get inside while still closed and I was all alone there at 2:30am BUT he had his dog with him and it is sad.

Anyway that's what happened within 30 minutes of getting to work

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact