yaoi lovers pizza

its like you put faggot sauce on a gay plate of sodomy

[neurotypicalite]

21 he/it nb

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[martinlacko]

[iloveworldpeace]

avex trax pure trance compilations

art by junko mizuno

[notahorseindisguise]

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

[dungeonsex2026]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[dungeonsex2026]

what if you FELL DOWN and had NO SHOTS ON GOAL and you were WASHED and FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

You can meet any of your online pals instantly with two clicks flat

[love1827472]

Beaten cucked robbed

[badassdemonsword]

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[str-ngeloop]

"Pillars and crossbeams can be used to ram down a wall, but not to plug a hole, for this requires a different kind of tool. A great stallion can gallop a thousand miles in a day, but it cannot catch mice as well as a cat, for that requires a different kind of skill. Kites and owls can catch a flea or discern the tip of a hair on a dark night, but in the daytime they are blinded and cannot even make out a mountain range, for that requires a different inborn nature. So if someone says, ‘Why don’t we make only rightness our master and eliminate wrongness, make only order our master and eliminate disorder?’ this is someone who has not yet understood the coherence of heaven and earth and the realities of the ten thousand things. That would be like taking heaven alone as your master and eliminating earth, or taking yin alone as your master and eliminating yang—an obvious impossibility. If someone nonetheless insists on talking this way, he is either a fool or a swindler." - Zhuangzi 17, Autumn Waters

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[deadelated]

I got a sous vide bag and ten or fifteen grills what the hell I wanna go off and use a wok for. wok for what, yummy? I got all the yummy in the world

[jisuto]

[lamignonette]

[randumbkatt]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia