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Girl finally finding out what 'too much' entails

Even though she's still eating of her own volition while she complains.

"N-No.... bbrruuuuuuuuuuuaappp... more..."

She's been eating birthday cake for hours.

I had to walk my dog before bed giving me the clarity to reiterate that Weiss should eat a marshmallow as big as an Alaskan King mattress and chase it down with a swimming pool’s worth of vanilla milkshake.

Also all women should o my eat giant novelty food that’s 20 times the size it’s supposed to be

I wish I looked like Weiss-

#falling asleep but just fhchvvjdfiu

Woman that can *buy* new terms of endearment for her dates.

"Please, do not call me a pay pig just because I bought this meal."

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I also like Weiss because her forehead is big and that's very relatable.

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Also, maybe I'm a prude, but I really like Weiss because she's rich and fashionable enough to wear fancy clothes even at absurd weights and that's cuter than nudity to me-

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Obese tsundere.

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ruby-rolls

The force of her cheeks hitting your head

Angrily hipchecking when you say she weighs more than a pickup-truck.

Even though that's just a fact, not a joke.

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Hitting my brain like an atom bomb.

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Telling Weiss that I love her personality and opinions and clarifying that I DO mean her personality being all about eating more and showing off and her opinions being that she should have food at all times.

"...Mmmgh..."

She's folding her arms over her gut and looking away, because she was expecting a one word answer.

And when you go and gush about how much you love all those parts of her, how is she supposed to be mad?

"That's not fair..."

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I can’t remember if it actually happened or if I’m making it up in my head but Weiss learning that Hikari is more than just a silly actual little fox she can hold in her arms when she wakes up in the middle of the night to clear her fridge and Hikari is already doing that.

Staring at the obese pet fox she adopted as it poofs into an obese fox girl when she thought Weiss wasn't looking, raiding her fridge, and then going back to hop onto Weiss's belly.

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