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phantxmthief:

“I wouldn’t mind training with you in bed.” Don’t mind Delta, she’s just doing this to mess with BB and make Seras jealous.

“...Is that the only offer on the table?”

“It’s... not quite what I had in mind...”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#phantxmthief

“...do I need to train?”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)

#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)#I Got Lost on a One Way Street... (crack) [Sakura Matou]

“Why choose only one?”

#Outer Acts of Insanity; Driving You Off the Earth's Edge (ic) [Nyarlathotep]#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)

>”thighs beats boobs”

My Mind, Immediately:

#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)#Mun Rambles (ooc)

Fucking Timing

#Mun Rambles (ooc)#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)

“Excalibur’s blasting off again.”

#The Matters of Heaven and Hell (Dash Commentary)#Outer Acts of Insanity; Driving You Off the Earth's Edge (ic) [Nyarlathotep]

phantxmthief:

“Aye aye fine.” Still, the Nonexistence finally created the infinity smoothie, giving it a patented Ruby sticker and handing it over. “There you go. The smoothie that never runs out….also I decided to call it the BBQ, in honor of you my friend.”

Well, that was rather easier than expected, not that she’d complain about that, though...

“If I ask what the Q stands for, will I regret it?” Even so, she took it gladly.

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#my tastes are fucked up enough that I would legit at least try a barbeque smoothie though

phantxmthief:

“There’s also an infinite amount of Outer Gods and reality still exists, so therefore we definitely will do it!”

Darkness grinned, deciding to text message Yog-Sothoth. “She’ll reply in a bit, but for now I need to know whether or not we should create infinite smoothies…or maybe even Infinity^2 smoothies.”

“Better not to be greedy and make Infinity^2 Smoothies.”

“Maybe others will want some as well.” Or so she says, but she just wants to see the chaos, really.

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#RIS: Rest In Smoothies ; Because we sure as hell aren't going to be resting in peace

phantxmthief:

“Kid, I’ll be honest. I don’t know what goes on in your head and I won’t pretend to understand either.” Last time she did, she got a confusing headache because of Nyrlathotep.

“But about that statement…you know, I could just ask Yoggy to make enough smoothies into existence to supply the demand. It would be chaotic and hilarious, so wanna do it?”

“...I am pretty sure there are an infinite and one amount of stories and cautionary tales against accepting something like that.”

“But I haven’t tested my hubris in a while. So very well, I accept! ...as long as I don’t have to pick up any bills or pay for anything. I really don’t know nor want to find out if I’m broke or not.”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#BB vc: This can only end badly; therefore it must happen

“...without that last part I felt like I would be implying myself to be no more than a common bitch.”

“Thus, the name acknowledgement. But both can be trained, one is just less offensive.”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]

“Probably the worst thing is that I’ve come to expect sweets whenever I see one of them. Like I’m some dog they trained or something.”

“I know I say my name a lot already but that hardly counts.”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]

phantxmthief:

“I could go into the technicalities child, but I don’t feel like it. Let’s just say that as things are right now, Blair and me are far and away from being your average Vacosian.”

Not even reacting to the pity, she held out the smoothie to the Ai. “You look down, want a sip?”

“...” BB just looked like she wanted to be offended by the offer, yet failing to do so, or even really say anything for a while.

“...even if I had a sip of a smoothie every time I felt down, I doubt there would be enough smoothie in existence to support the demand.” Well, at least she settled on what to say, even if she seems to have pretty much lost a major chunk of her pride. “So let’s not start making bad habits yet.”

#What Remains when the Moon is Empty? (ic) [BB]#BB vc: Oh I survived? Totally love it when I do that

BB quietly screams in her head pretty much every time she meets most non-earth based races

Humanity abandoned her, the Moon Cell tried to kill her and then just used her afterwords, most other Terran races aren’t intelligent enough to be of any value

And then, after everything and setting up an image, mostly for herself to follow and not get hurt...

Pretty much every God, Angel, Demon, Vacosian, Hybrid, Outer God and so on has offered her a shoulder to cry on or food

And she wants to slam her head against several walls across multiple dimensions in sheer frustration because nothing is supposed to be that nice and yet most of the time when she turns around, someone or something is shoving sweets in her face

#What Goes On Beyond the Shining (Headcanons)