❛ Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind! ❜
❛ Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that? ❜
❛ What’s that? It’s hideous! ❜
❛ Well, that’s not very nice. ❜
❛ It’s just a donkey. ❜
❛ That, would be my home. ❜
❛ I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. ❜
❛ You know, you’re really quite a decorator. ❜
❛ It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. ❜
❛ Well, I have to save my ass. ❜
❛ Where are you going? The exit’s over there! ❜
❛ What kind of knight are you? ❜
❛ We both have layers. ❜
❛ You know, not everybody like onions. ❜
❛ I don’t care what everyone likes! ❜
❛ Parfait’s may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! ❜
❛ That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do. ❜
❛ Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? ❜
❛ It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me! ❜
❛ They judge me before they even know me - that’s why I’m better off alone… ❜
❛ So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway? ❜
❛ Hey, where’re you going? ❜
❛ Oh man, I can’t feel my toes! ❜
❛ I think I need a hug. ❜
❛ Hey, don’t look at me, I didn’t invite them! ❜
❛ We were forced to come here! ❜
❛ Go into the forest and look for a blue flower with red thorns. ❜
❛ If you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light! ❜
❛ What’re the flowers for? ❜
❛ I’m not the monster here, you are! ❜
❛ Now tell me, where are the others? ❜
❛ I’ve tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! ❜
❛ Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? ❜
❛ You didn’t slay the dragon? ❜
❛ It’s on my to-do list, now come on! ❜
❛ See? There you are, doing it again! ❜
❛ All she/he ever did was like you maybe, even love you! ❜
❛ I’m about to give you today’s three eligible bachelorettes. ❜
❛ That’s brimstone… we must be getting close. ❜
❛ Oh, you can’t tell me you’re afraid of heights? ❜
❛ Well, why didn’t he/she come to rescue me? ❜
❛ Well, I’m sorry, but your job is not my problem. ❜
❛ All right, you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom. ❜
❛ I steal from the rich and give to the needy… ❜
❛ I’m not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I’m good! ❜
❛ When a beauty’s with a beast it makes me awfully mad! ❜
❛ Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends! ❜
❛ Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest! ❜
❛ ‘Cause I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me. ❜
❛ My problems have all gone, there’s no one to deride me! ❜
❛ But you gotta have friends! ❜
❛ I mean, we should really get to know each other first. ❜
❛ Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? ❜
❛ Wow. Let’s do that again! ❜
❛ Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. ❜
❛ But… how will you kiss me? ❜
❛ What? That wasn’t in the job description! ❜
❛ No, it’s destiny! You must know how it goes! ❜
❛ Let’s just say, I’m not your type, all right? ❜
❛ Do you know what that thing could do? ❜
❛ This is the part where you run away. ❜
❛ Back, ya beast! Back! I warn ya! ❜
❛ The first thing I’m gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. ❜
❛ I think this whole wall thing is to keep somebody out! ❜
❛ Oh, this is one of those onion things, isn’t it? ❜
❛ Oh, now we’re getting somewhere! ❜
❛ It’s… it’s been this way as long as I can remember. ❜
❛ Look, I ain’t never seen you like this before! ❜
❛ It only happens when the sun goes down. ❜
❛ Oh, that’s beautiful. I didn’t know you wrote poetry. ❜
❛ Only the true love’s kiss can break the spell. ❜
❛ Oh, that’s funny. Oh. Oh. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. ❜
❛ Mmmm… This is good… mmm… this is really good… what is it? ❜
❛ I guess I’ll be dining a little differently tomorrow night… ❜
❛ Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime… ❜
❛ Better out than in, I always say. ❜
❛ But that’s no way to behave in front of a princess/prince. ❜
❛ Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. ❜
❛ Cool! You handle the dragon, I’ll handle the stairs! ❜
❛ The wedding! We’ll never make it in time! ❜
❛ Never fear! Where there’s a will, there’s a way. ❜
❛ Oh, what large teeth you have! ❜
❛ I guess you don’t, uh… entertain much. ❜
❛ That’s another thing we have in common. ❜
❛ Can I stay with you? Please? ❜
❛ I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it! ❜
❛ I don’t understand. I’m supposed to be beautiful. ❜
❛ I was hoping this would be a happy ending… ❜
❛ If I treat you so badly, then why did you come back, huh? ❜
❛ I forgive you - for stabbing me in the back! ❜
❛ Now hand over that big rock, the one that looks like your head! ❜
❛ Shouldn’t we stop to make camp? ❜
❛ I’m scarier than anything we’re gonna meet in this forest… ❜
❛ You’ve had a lot of time to plan this, haven’t you? ❜
❛ Wait a minute, I know what’s going on. ❛ You’re afraid of the dark. ❜
❛ Uh… What’d I miss? What’d I miss? ❜
❛ Oh, really? You and what army? ❜
❛ What do I have to do to get a little privacy? ❜
❛ I can talk. I love to talk. I’m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. ❜
❛ Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything! ❜