Inhale Love, Exhale Hate.

Remember to count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.

[jennamarbles]

Treating My Dogs Like Babies For A Day

[wholesomethemedmemes]

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

when will people realize that my opinions are facts

[sixpenceee]

Kids say the darnest things! (Source)

[masha-russia]

From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[hand]

when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Dude, stop following me.”

[bitchycode]

I’m Janet

[harmed]

[primegifs]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

[cc-h79]

[b0ggyb1tch]

baby want SNACK

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[imactuallytrying]

I gasped!!!

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

are u kidding me 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”

[lauraaan182]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[kars]

I am awake but at what price