A Right Lurker

Middle-agéd, bi, girl, cis, super!mega!death!fat. Adult person posting adult content, view at your own risk.

[bigmouthlass]

BJ's Fic Library, a masterlist

Last Updated: 6/23/2026

A Tumblr based repository of my fanfiction. My main archive is on Archive Of Our Own, under username darali_starscream. Subscribe to me there for real-time updates. Links will be added here as I find time to post my backfile.

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Supernatural

Series: Holler Me Home, in progress

Series Masterlist

A Strange Detour -- complete

Belonging To A Screwed Situation -- complete

Stops Along The Way, exit 1 -- complete

Calculate And Pray -- complete

Stops Along The Way, exit 2 -- complete

Finding The Groove -- complete

Stops Along The Way, exit 3 -- complete

Regarding The Road Ahead -- complete

Stops Along The Way, exit 4 -- complete

Ablaze With Hope And Free, part a -- complete

Ablaze With Hope And Free, part b -- complete

Have A Drink On Me -- complete

Stops Along The Way, exit 5 -- complete

Company's Coming -- in progress

Series: Supernatural B-Sides, in progress

Series Masterlist

We're Counting On You, Lord -- complete

Artificial Lullabye -- complete

I'll Gitcha Fixed -- complete

Full Of Broken Thoughts -- complete

Make It Do (Or Do Without) -- complete

Stairwell Drums -- complete

Slow And Sultry Beats -- complete

Series: Professional, complete

Series Masterlist

Calling A Professional, part a -- complete

Calling A Professional, part b -- complete

In Soviet Russia, Professional Calls You -- complete

The Professional -- complete

Series: Switching Up, complete

Series Masterlist

The Patches Didn't Work -- complete

Lipstick On Your Belt Buckle -- complete

Series: House Rules At The HQ, in progress

Series Masterlist

The Personal Improvement Plan -- complete

Relax And Float Downstream -- complete

After Closing -- complete

Hosing Off The Muck -- complete

Two Big Beds -- complete

Chaptered Fics

Double Booked, in progress

Chapter Index

Chapter 11, and its podfic read by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

The Days Of High Adventure, in progress

Chapter Index

Singular Fics

Snow Bound -- complete

Crazy Ways Are Evident-- complete, podfic by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

God Save The Queen, And Her Handmaids

A Moosey Fate -- complete

Overdone -- complete

Not My Fault -- complete

A Borrowed Life -- complete

Ambush! -- complete, podfic by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

The Ways Of Childhood -- complete, podfic by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

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The Boys

Series: Vices And Indulgences, in progress

Series Masterlist

Training Films -- complete

Housekeeping -- complete

The Three'O'Clock Slump -- complete

Singular Fics

As It All Burns -- complete

Of Constant Sorrow -- complete

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Big Sky

Walk Right In, It's Around The Back -- complete

Shoplifter -- complete

An Errand And A Favor -- complete

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Big Sky/Werewolf The Apocalypse

Weeping Into Our Beers -- complete

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Welcome To Night Vale

Dangerous Librarians -- complete

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Countdown

A Touch In Passing -- complete

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The Pitt

Banging My Heart On Some Mad Bugger's Wall -- complete, updates every other day

Chapter Index

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[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

i hate him i hate him worst song ever gonna throw up i can't stop im going to eat him

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

WAIT IT'S FUCKING BLONDIE

[bigmouthlass]

Oh yeah-- that scene. 🤦‍♀️

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[bigmouthlass]

"My cause is obscenity-- I'm for it."

-Tom Lehrer

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[whitealbum]

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

you might be on to something, I've never heard Miss Piggy being called problematic either

[bigmouthlass]

. . . she beats up her boyfriend on a regular basis.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people should be able to exist in public without worrying about being recorded and posted online, even if they're being "weird", and I also think that if you see someone recording you without your consent then you should be able to legally spray paint their camera lens.

[agam-shel-barvadim]

!!!!!!!

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[doctor-yoshi-soul]

I'm usually lukewarm on "fandom + text posts" but the thing about M*A*S*H is that Hawkeye literally just talks like that. The posts will work for the other characters but so often I will see a post pinned on a screencap of Hawkeye and I can so clearly envision him saying the whole thing, with only minor edits for slang/cadence, if any in the first place. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't seen the show, but I know if you have you'll understand intuitively. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce was born to be a tumblrina and instead he was stuck in Korea a hundred years ago.

[bigmouthlass]

Hawkeye is Tumblr's patron mensch.

[hungry-hobbits]

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

[dean-ness]

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[jackiefour]

People who walk into a business in the last five minutes they’re open, just to “look around.”

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[bigmouthlass]

There is a place reserved in Hell for people who pull that shit.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"Not dating or having sex isn't even a source of discrimination in real life-" How many rights and benefits are tied up in marriage contracts though? How much of our economic and societal structure is built with the clear expectation that people couple up and support each other? Where's the security nets and affordable options for people who will never have a partner/spouse to take care of them? How many people save serious commitment only for people they have a romantic and sexual relationship with? How many people will unquestionably prioritize their sexual and romantic relationship above all other social connections in their lives? And where does that leave the people who don't want that at all, ever?

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[taraljc]

omg the way I just CACKLED at the lift/sliiiiiiiiiiiide/deposit

[bigmouthlass]

"Move it human I am HAAAAAAAAANGRY!!!"

[blumineck]

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

[noctumsolis]

Maybe film would be better if everyone who wants to become a director were expected to first produce a silent film. Without intertitles. A film where the only tool they have is the moving picture.

Maybe then they'd learn to make films where WE CAN SEE.

[noctumsolis]

It's not that I don't appreciate a bit of chiaroscuro, but there has to be enough chiar to o the scur.

[appendingfic]

love watching pre, idk, 2000 movies where there is "night lighting" that tells you it is dark but the director has paid lighting engineers enough that you can also clearly see everything

[bigmouthlass]

"But it's pre-electric! Everything was candlelit!"