Broken Dreamer

Faye. Just stay the hell away from me, alright?

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[roy-guevara]

Would you if it wasn’t one?

[faye-tanner]

Do you really wanna find out?

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[roy-guevara]

You mean I’m not in my own body? I thought this was a weird dream.

[faye-tanner]

Don't joke around about this.

If this was a dream I'd hurt you for being so stupid.

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[roy-guevara]

You caught me.

[faye-tanner]

So what? This whole body switch shit happened to everyone?

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[roy-guevara]

I hope it doesn’t get stuck. This butt is a bit bigger than I’m used to.

[faye-tanner]

You're that little shit! The creepy one!

[oliverxadamms-blog]

Woohoo!

I’m not letting this weird body switch thing ruin Bora Bora for me. I’m going to the beach. Maybe go diving and do..other…fun stuff. Um, yeah. Anyone want to come with?

[faye-tanner]

No. No one wants to go anywhere with you. 

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[roy-guevara]

I do? I guess you’re right.

The more you know.

[faye-tanner]

I'm gonna kick your ass just for that.

[roy-guevara]

I always wondered what it was like to be a girl.

[faye-tanner]

You're a guy. You have a dick down there, dumbass.

Though you don't act like it.

[anniedrake]

I-I don’t th-think I-I have that many… B-But then again…

[faye-tanner]

You aren't being funny.

[angharad-floyd-deactivated20140]

I've been reincarnated!? Din't even know I'd died...

[angharad-floyd-deactivated20140]

Babes, if that were possible, my hands would be no where near Jude’s body…

[faye-tanner]

Are you trying to start shit with me?

I'm not in the mood for this bullshit.

[anniedrake]

W-Warmth once again! H-Hello Bora-B-Bora! And s-sun, how h-have I missed y-you? Y-You’re the b-best. 

[anniedrake]

[faye-tanner]

You have some serious problems.

[tristansriot-deactivated2014010]

So... this is what having boobs is like?

[tristansriot-deactivated2014010]

I’m a curious lad. If you were a girl then went into a man’s body, you wouldn’t be curious?

[faye-tanner]

I am a girl in a man's body. Actually, a fucking kid's body.

There's nothing to be curious about. I know what's down there.

[springtownrp]

At least you don’t feel guilty about looking in the mirror like I do.

[faye-tanner]

Shit... Just don't look down there, alright?

I can take care of all that.

[tristansriot-deactivated2014010]

So... this is what having boobs is like?

I feel very powerful.

[faye-tanner]

You're disgusting.

[springtownrp]

Obviously.

I’m not too happy about this either.

[faye-tanner]

I can tell... but at least it's me, right? I don't even know this kid!

[springtownrp]

…Faye, it’s Jude in here.

[faye-tanner]

Jude? 

I'm so sorry, Jude. God, I can't do this. 

[springtownrp]

What the fuck would I even try?

[faye-tanner]

You called it a wet dream, you fucker.

I'll kill you if you do anything. 

[angharad-floyd-deactivated20140]

I've been reincarnated!? Din't even know I'd died...

I always wanted to come back as a peacock.

Ooh~ this ain’t that bad, mind…

[faye-tanner]

Get your hands off Jude's body.