kartatafish;
Karkat gave an almost exaggerated scoff, glaring even harder at the taller troll if that were possible. How dare he try to force Karkat to sleep on the bottom - he was already small as it is, he didn’t need to be any closer to Satan than he already was. Karkat cleared his throat gruffly. “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT?” He asked, jabbing one of his fingers against Gamzee’s chest.
Gamzee gave a small shrug and pushed his friends hand down gently. “I mEaN, iT mIgHt Be EaSiEr FoR yOu To Be On tHe BoTtOm BeCaUsE yOu’Re So MoThErFuCkIn’ ShOrT.” the troll responded, trying to say this in a way that wouldn’t be offensive to his friend. He leaned on the bunk beds lightly and folded his arms across his chest.
However, Karkat seemed to always become offended by something no matter the subject.













