kartatafish

heavy metal broke my heart

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I JUST ATE A FLOWER TORTILLA LIKE I EAT OUT.

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HAHA. HAPPY HUMAN VALENTINE’S DAY, ME. I’M SO PROUD OF YOU.

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Gamzee gave a small shrug and pushed his friends hand down gently. “I mEaN, iT mIgHt Be EaSiEr FoR yOu To Be On tHe BoTtOm BeCaUsE yOu’Re So MoThErFuCkIn’ ShOrT.” the troll responded, trying to  say this in a way that wouldn’t be offensive to his friend. He leaned on the bunk beds lightly and folded his arms across his chest.

However, Karkat seemed to always become offended by something no matter the subject.

         “OH NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH THE ‘YOU’RE TOO SHORT’ BULLSHIT. I’M SLEEPING ON THE TOP. END OF STORY, JACKASS,” Karkat concluded, raising a brow at his friend. How was this even an argument? He wanted to sleep on top, and the factor that he was short excuses that? Nope.

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“Wwhy did you evver think this wwould be a good idea?”  He turned and started walking back in the direction they had come from.

     Karkat shoved his hands into his pockets, shrugging his shoulders. “NO FUCKING CLUE, BUT I’M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. IT’S A WASTE OF TIME, AND MY LEGS HURT, AND THERE’S BUGS EVERYWHERE.”

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“Wwe just havve to retrace our steps until wwe get back to that turn wwhere I made a mistake.  It wwon’t evven be too hard.”

“REALLY? HOW DO YOU EXPECT WE DO THAT? I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I SAID LIKE THREE SECONDS AGO. MY MEMORY IS SHIT.”

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Gamzee peered down at his moirail with a quirked eyebrow. The way that Karkat placed his hands onto his hips made him look a tad childish - more so than he already looked sometimes. It made him stifle a small laugh at his actions. With a small shake of his head, he grabbed onto Karkat’s bag and placed it down gently.

"KaRbRo, I tHiNk iT mIgHt Be BeTtEr If YoU wErE oN tHe MoThErFuCkIn’ BoTtOm..“

       Karkat gave an almost exaggerated scoff, glaring even harder at the taller troll if that were possible. How dare he try to force Karkat to sleep on the bottom - he was already small as it is, he didn’t need to be any closer to Satan than he already was.        Karkat cleared his throat gruffly. “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT?” He asked, jabbing one of his fingers against Gamzee’s chest.

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“I’vve spent far more time lookin’ at maps than you havve.”  Eridan muttered.  “Go pick it up, if you wwant to get back.  I’ll still need it.”  He lifted his bag again.  “You’re the one wwho wwanted this trip, anywway.  If you’re havvin’ a terrible time you only havve yourself to blame.”

           With Eridan’s words, Karkat realized that it was entirely true. He didn’t say anything to that, aside from grumbing the oddest combination of cuss words together as he retrieved the map from the ground.            Of course, Karkat had originally went to say something snarky to Eridan; maybe tell him to get the map himself or just insult him again - but then again, that’d be a waste of time.         “WHATEVER. JUST PLEASE GET US BACK ONTO THE RIGHT TRACK.”

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           || faygomiracles | x ||

«   Karkat and Gamzee fight over who will sleep where on the bunk bed.  »

       Thump.        Karkat tossed his bag up onto the top of the bunk (assuming he was sharing it with Gamzee - he could never get time alone with that guy following him around), he cleared his throat. If he was going to stay in camp for an entire summer, he had to at least be able to sleep on the top bunk. Something about dominance in the cabin that was sadly shared with all of his other friends, as well.     “ALRIGHT, GAMZEE,” he paused, placing his hands on his hips to make himself seem bigger. “I’M SLEEPING ON THE TOP BUNK,” he explained, turning to him and looking up at the taller troll. “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU SLEEP, WHERE YOU SLEEP, OR WHAT YOU DO; SO LONG AS IT DOESN’T INTERRUPT MY BEAUTY SLEEP ON THE HUMAN WASTE OF A ‘BED’. GOT IT?”

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The seadweller crossed his arms.  “It wwas upside dowwn for half a minute, only wwhen I told you to make that turn.  The rest a’ the time I wwas doin’ better than you evver could havve.”

He set his bag down with an irritated sigh.  “It wwas only one fuckin’ mistake, it’s wwon’t be hard to get back.”

         Karkat rolled his eyes, obviously still furious. Though this was meant to be ‘bonding time’ as anyone would call it, Karkat had been complaining a majority of the trip, anyway.         “REALLY? I DON’T KNOW THAT I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR APPARENTLY SHITTY SENSE OF DIRECTION,” Karkat pointed out; he was really beating a dead horse with this entire thing.

        “FINE THEN. GET US BACK ON TRACK, THEN DON’T TALK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THIS SHITTY TRIP,” He obviously didn’t actually mean it, but honestly Karkat probably would’ve fucked the direction of the map up a while back. “IF WE’RE NOT BACK I HOPE I DIE BEFORE YOU, AT LEAST. LESS TIME SPENT SURROUNDED IN STUPIDITY.”

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«  Karkat and Eridan decide to go camping. Eridan reads the map upside down and they both become terribly lost.  »

    “Are you fucking kidding me?”      Karkat ripped the map from Eridan’s hands, furiously looking over it. Sure, it was a little torn and battered - but they’d been walking in a certain direction for at least an hour.      “How do you even fuck that up? How the hell do you read a map upside down and not notice it’s wrong?” He asked, voice lined with obvious regret in even trying to spend time with Eridan.

     Karkat tossed the map, rendering it useless as he furiously crossed his arms. He never thought he’d regret something so much in any given moment. “I knew I shouldn’t have tried to hang out with you. Jesus Christ, I’m never doing anything with you again.”

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Send a 🍷 for my muse to show up drunk at your muse’s door.

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Won’t you go to someone else’s dreams Won’t you go to someone else’s head

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send me a 🍒 if you think our muses would be cute together!

This doesn’t mean that you ship them or think they should be together, just that in a hypothetical world where they were a couple, they’d be a cute one! 

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SOMEONE TALK TO ME.

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)(e)(e)(e!! I t)(ink you just exploded my sarcasm detector wit)( all t)(at sarcasm. 38P

)(ello t)(ere Mister Vantas, it’s me, Feferi Peixes! And I t)(ink I’ll spare you t)(e details about w)(o I am, because I believe you )(ave a pretty good idea about t)(at already. 38P

WELL, I GUESS I COULD SAY I’M FAMILIAR. I’M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT OR AN INSULT, BUT I’LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT TO KICK THIS SHIT OFF. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD ASK HOW YOU’RE DOING? WHAT’RE YOU UP TO?