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✦Jane Godfrey✦ ✦16 years old✦ ✦Daughter of the Fairy godmother✦ ✦Taking on life one little step at a time✦

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

Momentarily spooked by the man, she quickly attempted to regain composure, like she really had any at this point, she was definitely a scared mess. She quickly shook her head at the man, before speaking "um now, well technically yes, but well you see, im from this place called auradon, and my mom, I believe, is still there. So yes I have a family but not a family here. I'm sorry, I'm completely rambling again. I'm just trying to find some work you see, but I've never had a job before, since I'm auradon im too young to officially work, or at least my mom says so. So I don't know how to start, but this is how they start in movies so I figured I would try this. "

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

“Wait it is? Seriously? I’m so glad! I thought I was going to be late, but now I have plenty of time!!

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

"Define okay.. I mean I'm just so confused. And I want to go home. None of this makes sense! I mean what are we supposed to do? I'm only 16, what am I supposed to do for work, where are all of the adults from Araudon? " Jane said, her words becoming more frantic and jumbled as she spoke. "I just want to go home. "

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

“Um excuse me.” Jane whispered, shocked “I..I’m sorry but I don’t know why your talking to me and I..I really don’t like being called sweets..”

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

"What this?" Jane said holding up the empty glass bottle. "Oh no it's not mine I swear! I wouldn't drink underage, that's illegal!"

[rarerpmemes]

THE BREAKFAST CLUB;; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜

❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜

❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜

❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜

❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜

❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜

❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜

❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜

❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜

❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜

❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜

❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜

❛ Eat my shorts. ❜

❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜

❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜

❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜

❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜

❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜

❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜

❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜

❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜

❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜

❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜

❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜

❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜

❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜

❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜

❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜

❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜

❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜

❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜

❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜

❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜

❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜

❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜

❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜

❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜

❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜

❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜

❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜

❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜

❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜

❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜

❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜

❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

So I figured I'd introduce my child a bit and add a bit about her. Basically she is super innocent and a total goody two shoes. She's a hard worker and she just wants to prove her worth. I am taking almost everything from the movies, but I am including the fact that she can do magic from Descendants Wicked World, though she feels weird using it and usually doesn't, but will when needed. Jane is getting better with her self confidence, but she still is pretty insecure, and she is very anxious about things, usually worrying and always second guessing herself. Right now the poor baby is so lost and confused. Jane is very emotional and her first response to situations like this is to break down. Jane is a total cutie, who just wants to make people happy, and honestly, all she wants is true friends. She's working on not being so hung up on what others think of her, and though she wouldn't ever tell her, she knows her mother is right. She dreadfully misses her mother and would give anything to go home.

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

Jane worried about a lot of things. Especially now. Anyone who knew her knew she fretted over every little thing. Right now her major thing was where did a 16 year old get a job here, because if she didn’t do something soon she’d starve. Jane didn’t really know what to do, but she figured she’d start with a sign. So with some deep breathes and a shaky start, she used her magic to turn some garbage into a sign. She planted herself on a street corner, hoping this worked like she saw in all those heartfelt movies about some one rising up from rock bottom.

[carlosdvvil]

@fcirygoddaughter

Despite the heavy doubt, Carlos couldn’t help but think that this might be some kind of punishment. It made no sense for only the villain kids to be taken here. Waves of relief washed over him when he spotted a familiar figure. “Jane!” The last of his worries were gone when he spotted the daughter of fairy godmother and he called out to her.

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

After seeing mal, some of Jane’s worries had definitely been absolved. She wasn’t alone here, but that still didn’t answer why she was here. Or if she’d ever be able to get home. But when she heard Carlos call her name, it definitely felt like a weight was lifted off her shoulders. She ran over, quickly hugging him. “I’m so glad your here too! Well I mean not that I’m glad that we’re here, where ever here is, but.. oh you know what I mean. ”

[malficnt-blog]

the festival was gross  ,   way over crowded  ,   &   too  loud  for  her  taste  .    although  ,   aurora   begged   her  to  accompany  her   &   she  couldn’t  say  no  to  her  .    after  today  though  ?    she  could  go  by  herself  or  with  diaval  ,   maleficent  had  had  enough  of  it  .

                                        ❝      never  again  will  i  set   FOOT   at  a  festival  .      ❞

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

Jane liked festivals, at least she really liked the ones in auradon. But when you go to one alone, well it's not nearly as much fun. Jane decided to head back to the room where she was currently staying, when she nearly ran into the woman, complaining about the festival. "Oh well. I don't know. This was a pretty fun festival if you ask me. "

[faeriedheart]

@fcirygoddaughter

“Jane?” The girl was a short distance off, causing Mal to take a few more steps towards her before calling out even louder, “Jane!” The relief that washed over her was indescribable. If Fairy Godmother’s own daughter had wound up here, it put to bed any suspicions that this place was meant to be another sort of prison for the VKs.

[fcirygoddaughter-blog]

Jane was scared, she'd admit that. She still hadn't seen anyone she knew, and it was really causing her to be anxious. What if she never saw any of her friends again, what about her mom? So when Jane heard the distinct voice that she could only attribute to Mal, she nearly broke down into tears. Finally, finally she found someone else. She turned towards mal, running over to her. "Your here! I'm not alone." She hiccuped out, trying to not sob. "Good lord I'm not alone. "

[frightwig]

disney descendants: jane

[imaginesforeverythingfandom]

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