&&. sweetheart

Nobody thinks what I think, Nobody dreams when they blink Think things on the brink of BLASPHEMY I'm my own shrink Think things are after me, my catastrophe At my kitchen sink, You don't know what that means Because a kitchen sink to YOU Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?

[draxhq]

“Listen, my seven year old told me a joke today and I think you need to hear it.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“a joke from a seven year old? this better be good. lay it on me big guy.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

Text || M A C E Y

Matteo: I literally have no self control

Matteo: I am going to buy 21 puppies

Macey: AND NAME THEM 21 PUPLETS

Macey: boiiii you have become my favorite person

[fckinmacey-blog]

honestly contemplating dropping or going on a full hiatus for a little bit im so done with everything

[altcrnativxe-deactivated2020060]

“you have never smoked weed?.. - i’m sorry, but i was under the impression that we were in college right now.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“don’t make fun of me, ad. it’s just something i haven’t tried yet. i’m sure i’m not the only one who hasn’t done anything crazy.”

[wydblue-blog]

“I think I could’ve dealt with once a week but once a month is seriously pushing it. Wait, Mace, you’ve never smoked before? Ever? Do you want to? Please let me be with you and experience the moment that you smoke weed for the first time as your designated pot head friend.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“i turn a giant grease ball just from missing a day-i definitely couldn’t take once a week. although there’s lucky people who don’t have to deal with that. i mean-i don’t know. the idea kind of freaks me out a little bit. but, i trust you over anyone so it couldn’t harm anything right?”

[fckinmacey-blog]

i’m so sorry for clogging the dash rn. i got some bad news yesterday and decided to take a break from my laptop, but i’ll get to everyone i promise xx

also my phone is currently updating ios 10 and i’m sup excited

[lunasupp1-deactivated20170419]

“you know maybe someone was laying in bed with someone else and was all fuck you smell bad go bathe and it just became a thing like when you smelled really bad someone told you until it became a habit? wait you’ve never smoked weed ever?”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“i heard they thought it was like rude to wash every day and if you washed on a regular basis they all thought you were rude as fuck. i’d rather seem rude, to be honest. why is everyone so surprised? nope, can honestly say i haven’t.”

[sagejfc-deactivated20170419]

“i don’t know but im glad it became a thing however some people dont shower even now maybe they are wishing the lived back in the medieval times, weeds alright gets boring after a while”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“right? if i don’t shower even a day my hair turns into a giant grease ball- I couldn’t imagine what it looks like after a week. doesn’t it sometimes get mixed with shit? that reason alone is why i won’t try it.”

[dylanevansnyu-deactivated201701]

“When they realized it kept you healthy”.

[fckinmacey-blog]

“could you imagine how much lice those people probably had? like damn.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“okay, but like-when did showering become a thing? i heard in medieval times they only bathed like once a week or once a month. i don’t think i could live during those times, man. can you imagine how bad that would have smelled? fuck that. i’d live in the seventies though-they seemed like some great times. even though i’ve never smoked weed in my entire life.”

[ncvasmythex]

“don’t act like you’ve see a ghost, i was gone for a week i didn’t die.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“alana?” macey questioned out loud seeing her friend in the distance. “where the fuck have you been?” her tone had come out angrier than intended, her nights had been consumed on looking for the blonde recently and the stress of the search began to get to her slightly. “do you know how worried i’ve been?”

[vegasxxmalone-blog]

“ You had one job..one. ” Malachi said to the person across the counter. “Fucking idiots, this is why you’ll be nothing more than a ice cream shop worker your whole life..” with a huff he turned around and offered the cone to the person behind him. “You might as well take it, I hate vanilla. ”

[fckinmacey-blog]

“um, okay?” macey couldn’t help but offer back a confused look, “look-why don’t you just let me buy you whatever you want. as long as you take it easy on the poor kid, he’s barely even a child.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

📱texty text || MACEY

Hope: i need you to come over and kill this spider underneath my bed please

Hope: i'm literally standing on my desk, PLEASE COME HELP! SOS!

Macey: yo i hate to tell you this but you're just gonna have to set your room on fire

Macey: DO YOU THINK I KILL SPIDERS OMG JUST SET FIRE TO THE PLACE RIGHT NOW !!

[allinahgdi-deactivated20170330]

Stella allotted her friend a warm grin, glancing up at her before looking back down to her task at hand. “Unfortunately it is a bit ‘responsibility’ related. Just don’t think my usual go with the flow random sticky notes plastered around my room method is going to work these days. It’s going to go up on my wall. So I can keep track of my work schedules, AV club meetings, Greek obligations, coursework, and all that other shit. I need like a cloning machine, I fucking swear.”  

[fckinmacey-blog]

“aw, but i loved those random sticky notes. i used to find them all over the room.” macey grinned, offering the cheesiest of smiles. “see, you do too much. i would offer to help, but cheer already takes the life out of me and i’m luckily able to muster up enough energy to do homework. cloning machine? that sounds brilliant, and of course if you build one i’m cloning every single cat in the universe.”

[lisofrps]

“I mean, if we all just not do it, I don’t see much of a problem. It could kinda be like a revolution…revolution against college papers? I should really write a paper on that. If you do my paper, i think i could fix your whole lack of tacos issue. All you can eat tacos good? Good.” 

[fckinmacey-blog]

“i hate to put fault in your logic, but most of us have already finished it. at least i have. please don’t cause any revolutions, i don’t need people causing les miserable sized problems outside of the business building. write it for you? come on, i just want my tacos.”

[fckinmacey-blog]

when you leave in three weeks but have no idea what to pack. h a l p

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[allinahgdi-deactivated20170330]

harryalbums:

tag yourself I’m the blue

@fckinmacey