INFODUMPING ABOUT JOHN DOE<3
Regular guys are fully grown and were never children
His species is a regular guy (hair ball)
He likes burgers
He doesn’t like sweet things, but would eat anything you made him
He prefers bitter stuff
His favorite snack is teeth
His likes include you, teeth, eyes, baby rats, television, and static
His dislikes are under stimulation, being alone, “That Guy”, You ignoring him, and baths
He is afraid of water (reason being that regular guys have to swim through large bodies of water in order to escape the motherball which causes a fear of water in a lot of regular guys)
Doe nearly drowned in the river when escaping the motherball, which is why he’s afraid of water
Regular guys don’t need to take baths. If their fake body needs to be cleaned, they will simply eat it and reform it again!!
His fake body will melt if it touches water, but his actual body (hair ball) won’t die, it will just be very painful and traumatic
He feels through his hair which means that he doesn’t like combing his hair, tieing it up, and cutting his hair is the equivalent to cutting off limb
He has many teeth
He has the power to manipulate reality and get “You” to say and do anything he wants, as shown in ending 4 “Yes”
He is gender-fluid, bisexual and goes by any pronouns. “His gender is just as mysterious as he is!!”
He has no organs or bones, but he can create them if you wish!
He eats materials to make up his fake body. Harder materials lead to a harder form, as softer materials make his body softer. His form also can freeze in extreme cold and melt in extreme heat
He is around 20-40 years old (Regular guys are already grown when made)
Regular guys produce asexually
They are classified as pests due to how fast they spread
Doe’s IQ is slightly higher than the average in uncanny valley, but slightly lower in the human realm
Doe’s scars are not due to him being “sad”, they are a kink/reminder
The reason he can feel is because strands of hair are spread throughout his body
His hairball form is 2 ft tall
Cartoon physics apply to him and he is described to move like a claymation figure
His voice claim is Weird Al and Fox (the creator) stated that “his voice sounds like when someone is talking to you in a dream and you forget how it sounded”
He states that creating 2 eyes is difficult and it can cause him to have blurred vision, but “he will do it if you think it will make him perfect”
Even though he is a sexually active adult, that is not his main goal. He strives for genuine connections and affection
His shirt changes based on how he’s feeling and it can say words or have pictures!
He doesn’t have pain receptors, so he didnt know that stabbing you in ending 2 would hurt you
He slightly pefers taller and bigger partners because it makes him feel protected, but he will love you no matter what!! He will love you no matter what body type you are!!
He leaves you a gift no matter the ending (ex. even when doe loses interest in ending 3, he still leaves you a parting gift)
He is a sadistic masochist
His interest increases when you choose to not take a shower (he prefers your natural scent)
He also likes to scare you because “you’re cute when you’re scared” :3
If you were to kiss him, he would be very happy and his reality will reflect that!!
Everything about you is appealing to him. EVERYTHING. When he is in love, it is HARD to make him fall out of love, but if you are firm enough with him, he will eventually take the hint.
Doe is a hoarder and is hinted to be very messy. If you had baked him something, (ex. cake, cookies, etc.) he would ether eat it, or keep it in his endless pile of shit <3
Speaking of which, he will most likely lose you in his house :p
He’s not rlly good with comforting people with depression, but he will try his best!! He will give you all the reassurance you need by giving you “gifts”,(i use that word very lightly) affection, and watching tv with you!!
He repeats words to emphasize how he’s feeling!! (ex. “I just love love love you!!”)
He loves the feeling of static from when you lick vintage television (whatever the fuck that means 😭)
Though, he doesn’t need to blink and only blinks when he wants to, when he does blink, it sounds like something else. (ex. car crash, glass breaking, screaming, metal clanking together, etc.)
His birthday is November 35th!! (people celebrate it on the 5th of december!)
He behaves like he’s in a cartoon and can be a little slow… (in a loveable way ofc)
He’s allergic to pollen and certain types of flowers </3
He’s also more prone to abdominal pain and nausea;(
Even though he is odd, he is NOT the creepiest creature in the valley
If doe were an animal, he would be a Bullet Dog or a Bark Cat <3
If you were to die, he wouldn’t notice it right away *_*
Doe likes the classic series!!
If you try to comb his hair, his hair WILL absorb it
He watches you sleep :3
He has no ears ^.^
He can drink anything as thick or thicker than oil or blood!
His favorite colors are bright red and burnt orange
He LOVES insects!!
He has no blood and he is naturally hard as clay
Speaking of clay, he doesn’t smell bad or good, he smells like clay or wet rain.
He feeds birds when he’s lonely in the valley 🥲💕
He can’t cry, but he can melt and whine as if he were crying
He is a demonic entity (good luck, buddy!)
Because regular guys reproduce asexually, he can create a mini doe!!
He has no friends or family (besides you ofc <3)
He’s goth but he doesn’t know it >_<
He is 5’8 :3
He weighs 50 kilograms!! (110lbs)
His skin is uncomfortably warm to the touch
If you ever tried to stab him, the knife would get sucked into him and would reappear in his hand.
He does not taste good! His fake body has no nutritional value and in fact REMOVES nutrition from yours!!
It’s hard for him to close his mouth lol
You meet him in House Hunted 2, then see him in HH 1, then finally in the John Doe game!
Idk if I said this, but his nails are naturally black and his teeth are naturally yellow <3
He doesn’t know how to wear his jacket properly
Idk if this is true, but his scars may represent how many times he’s tried to get with you-
If he got piercings, they would melt into his body within 20 minutes 😭
He can express sadness, but not in the way others can
His voice would probably be really deep in the middle of the game
When it’s his birthday, streamers and balloons randomly appear in his house and he celebrates it with his meat effigy of You!
Although he’s not the most dangerous thing in uncanny valley, he’s very hard to kill.
Things he finds cute: Everything “You” does, when “You” is scared, baby rats before they grow hair, heartbeats, and eye contact <3
His favorite candy would be hard candy (or glass 😭)
His hair is slick and uncomfortably warm
Saying “I love you” is his way of flirting
He’s not mentally ill, it’s just the way he acts
He will talk to you about his favorite shows
If he gets to eat you, he sees it as a bonus <3
If you were upset, he would stare at you, call you cute, and wrap his hair around you
He would never hurt you out of strong negative emotions 🥩🖤
He has many rows of teeth that are just collected teeth to try to mimic a human smile
He would never hurt an animal, but they’re scared of him :(
He pefers eating things raw <3
His tongue looks like a lil heart in his mouth, but it’s very long
Whenever he uses human like materials for his body, he looks a lot older and crusty, so he consumes things like metal to create a cleaner body
He stops smiling when someone makes him mad or upset
He has many outfits, but his main outfit is his favorite
He’s a stalker, but not an insane stalker
He weights about 2.5 pounds in his hairball form
He doesn’t have a belly button
He hates Maison Talo because he gets too close to the MC
regular guys are actually pretty clean and they don’t need to bathe! if his human body does get too dirty, he will eat it and craft it over again, but if his hairball body gets dirty, he can take a dust bath! regular guys usually tend to each others hygienic needs too!
The creator stated that they see doe as "trans in representation," but they want their fanbase to have fun and make him whatever they want him to be!
If doe were on a boat, would he get sea sick? The answer is no, but he would be extremely terrified.
He has no preference for the gender of his partner, so he could be considered Pan or canonically, Bisexual.
John doe can drive! Here’s his license:
