The Department of Reproductive Compliance (DRC) stands at the forefront of safeguarding our nation's future, ensuring future generations' prosperity and survival. Through compassionate oversight and innovative reproductive programs, the DRC offers fertile men the opportunity to serve a higher purpose—bringing new life into the world for the benefit of all. With every pregnancy, these dedicated surrogates contribute to a brighter tomorrow, embracing their vital role in rebuilding our population. The DRC is committed to providing the utmost care, support, and guidance throughout this noble journey, fostering unity, strength, and hope for a thriving future. Together, we are creating life, one miracle at a time.
REPORTS ARCHIVE
External Affairs
Necessity for Immediate Draconian Measures
Legal Precedents in Surrogacy Enforcement
Barry the Belly
Re-Education Efforts in Rural Tennessee
State News Broadcast Transcript
Healthcare Services
Case Study: Surrogate S124-1437-L
Above Average Fetal Quotas
Paternity Compound Cost-Saving Efforts
Introduction of O-4 Visa Program
Cost of Conscripting Youth in Rural Communities
Increased Demand for Dermatological Supplies
Psychological Breakdowns in High-Fetal Load Surrogates
Planning & Evaluation
New Paternity Compound Construction
Enforcement of Surrogate Conscription
Surrogate Management Protocols
Operation Overdue
Surrogate Clothing Policy Review
Paternity Compound Recreation Activities
Research & Development
Impact of Prenatal Nymphomania
Termination of Medical Intervention Research
Identifiable Traits of Fertile Male Surrogates
Administration & Management
Internal Memo - All Staff
Disciplinary Action - Unauthorized Harem
Deputy-Directors’ Team Building Event
Rise in Compound Work Injury Claims
Large-Scale Canadian Surrogate Conscription
Restricted Access
Security
Black Ops
Operation R.I.P.E.
Operation W.O.M.B.
Massage Service for Covert Insemination
Food for Wombs
Conscription of Olympic Wrestling Team
Private Chat Log - Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]
Surrogate Recruitment via Social Media Application
Internal Affairs
Corruption and Abuse in Paternity Compounds
Director [REDACTED], Intelligence Profile
Comprehensive Review of the Ethics Training Program
Operational Justification of Surrogate Conscription
This week’s activity report from Paternity Compound 145 highlights a continued shift from group-based programming to individualized physical relief, reflecting declining surrogate interest in structured recreation.
Despite concentrated efforts by staff, most surrogates reportedly prefer private gratification routines. As such, the DRC plans to phase out morale programming in favor of stimulation-based care.
BINGO – BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!
Join us in Recreation Room 4 for weekly Bingo!
Winners will receive a bonus hour of physical gratification with a pre-selected member of staff.
(Reminder: Yelling "bingo!" without a win will result in revocation of stretchmark cream for 2 days.)
PAINTING – BUILD A BELLY
Join us in Recreation Room 3 for "build-a-belly!" Surrogates can decorate their bellies with stickers, glitter, and paint.
(Reminder: Surrogates will be hosed down after, no paint or other containments allowed in medical wards.)
MEDICAL REMINDERS
If your oxygen intake monitor is blinking red, alert a nurse.
Daily blood draw compliance is mandatory. Missed draws will result in reduced recreation time.
Any unauthorized birth outside designated delivery areas will be classified as "Disruptive Expulsion" and non-reportage will result in disciplinary action for entire ward.
CLEANLINESS IS COMPLIANCE!
A friendly reminder from Sanitation Officer [REDACTED]:
Do not attempt to detach your nipple cups during daily milking. If suction is not turned off, this could result in injury or spilt milk.
Infractions will result in delay in daily milking sessions.
Stay hooked up. Stay safe.
MAINTENCE BULLETINS
Communal Showers 3 through 6 will be closed today for maintenance, due to structural damage.
Surrogates are cautioned not to engage in sexual gratification with their peers in the shower area. Further, surrogates are reminded that shower heads and pipes are not designed to handle excessive weight, do not hang or lean on them.
NOTICE: UNAUTHORIZED GAMES
The following activities are not approved for recreation:
"Guess the Fetal Count" (Causes emotional distress)
“How Far Can I Lean Forward” (Causes premature labor)
“Suck The Belly Button?” (Inappropriate)
Participation in banned games will result in personal gratification privileges removal.
THIS WEEK’S BIRTH RECORDSS
Surrogate S145-193P: Gave birth to sexdecuplets (16) over 32 hours of labor
Surrogate S145-117R: Gave birth to octodecuplets (18) after only 5 hours of labor
REMEMBER:
"The swelling is not a burden.
It is the sound of a nation growing.
You are full. You are vital. You are needed." ~ DRC Central Command
DRC, Facility Operations Command, Compound Oversight Unit
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Reduction in Recreative Participation
To: Director [REDACTED]
While all activities listed above remain officially voluntary, attendance is increasingly mandatory as engagement metrics continue to drop. Compliance Officers have noted that most surrogates, after the first week of gestation, show little interest in group activities and prefer private stimulation behaviors. While this aligns with the expected rise in prenatal nymphomania all surrogates experience, it is also a waste of resources for our morale officers to pan.
Beginning next cycle, we will be deprecating the morale department and transferring all personnel to activities that support self-gratification activities for surrogates.
REQUESTED SUPPORT MATERIALS
1. Personal Relief Devices
Handheld or bedside-mounted vibration devices designed to help surrogates manage spermic pressure, stimulation urges, and muscular restlessness.
2. Lubricant Gel – Medical Grade
Non-scented lubrication gel, safe for internal and external use, compatible with most materials. Aids in reducing irritation during frequent intercourse.
3. Visual Distraction Content
DRC-approved pornographic videos designed to stimulate emotional arousal. Filmed encounters from other paternity compounds would be ideal.
4. Rotational Operator Contact
For surrogates physically unable to complete relief routines unaided, trained Physical Comfort Technicians should be rotated in to assist with physical gratification. Each session should not exceed one hour unless medically necessary.
Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]
To: Director [REDACTED]
From: Inspector [REDACTED]
I: Audit Trigger
This audit originated from an anomaly flagged by the Compound Oversight Unit following a routine cross-comparison of mortality curves, biometric telemetry, and average fetal volume expansion across paternity compounds in FEMA Zone 5. Paternity Compound 144, in particular, demonstrated a statistically aberrant rise in surrogate experience [REDACTED] collapse, a condition only observed in gestations over 18 fetuses. While the facility’s internal reports claimed average pregnancies between 8 and 11 embryos per surrogate, biometric logs suggested fetal counts ranging from 18 to 23 embryos per case.
Due to the severity of the physiological strain such numbers would imply—and the lack of official documentation acknowledging it—a Level 2 Integrity Audit was ordered. The Internal Affairs Division performed an unannounced sweep of all surrogate biometric records, insemination logs, and surveillance data from Cycles [REDACTED] to [REDACTED].
What followed revealed not only systemic concealment of lethal overloads but also willful obstruction motivated by personal psychological deviance.
II: Surveillance Analysis
Biometric data recovered from Wards 3B through 7E indicated that surrogates began exhibiting rapid and extreme abdominal distension by Day 11, surpassing known volumetric thresholds typically seen by Day 17. Skin tension diagnostics showed redlining stretch marks and dermal fissures in [REDACTED]% of all recorded subjects. In multiple cases, respiratory compression and full [REDACTED] subluxation—typically observed only after Day 30—were logged as early as Day 19.
“We knew something was off when they were too big to move before the second week. One of them just looked like that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka or some shit. But the logs said 14 embryos, so we assumed it was just edema.” - Employee GS-144-217
Footage recovered showed numerous surrogates experiencing aggressive fetal growth and abdominal distension, with growth rates in Ward 6C indicative of at least 23-25 embryonic masses. Two surrogates suffered multi-organ [REDACTED] before a team from the Compound Oversight Unit could intervene, though all fetuses were successfully delivered via cesarean.
“We knew something when we saw the guys from Ward 2. We were blimps compared to them, and they were twice as far along as us. I mean, I can literally see my belly growing!” Surrogate, later determined to be carrying quattuorvigintuplets (24)
Despite this, the internal logs submitted to the Archive Management Unit recorded all affected surrogates as having a “successful delivery with standard expiration.” The discrepancy was manually edited at terminal station 144-T12-OP47—registered to an Insemination Operations Unit employee named [REDACTED] (Employee ID IO-144-611).
III. Device Failure & Impact
Each MNAIS unit in Ward Blocks 3–7 had suffered [REDACTED] desynchronization following an outdated firmware push. Rather than delivering the standard 8-12-embryo load, units programming applied a multiplier to its quota and began injecting up to 24 fertilized embryos per cycle, with no error code generated.
Employee IO-144-611 discovered this failure within three days but refrained from submitting a maintenance report. He manually edited implantation records to match quota expectations, falsely logging a randomization formula (6–11 embryos per surrogate) across all documentation streams. Employee IO-144-611 then overrode the automatic alert system from the local Postpartum Command, which would ultimately log surrogates giving birth to higher fetal quotas than inseminated with.
His actions delayed DRC response for 41 days, during which:
42 surrogates suffered [REDACTED] rupture before Day 28, [REDACTED] overload, or uterine [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.
17 surrogates expired mid-labor after undergoing compound [REDACTED] due to displaced [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.
3 surrogates, against all medical prediction, reached Day 33 and birthed successfully, but ultimately expired post-extraction. No fetal fatalities.
26 surrogates still gestating, average 19 embryos per individual.
IV. Behavioral Profile – Employee IO-144-611
Subject: Employee IO-144-611
Tenure: [REDACTED]
Position: Regional Implantation Supervisor
Clearance Level: Tier II – Override Authorization
Security Clearance: Revoked as of [REDACTED]
Following confrontation and seizure of his local system access logs, Employee IO-144-611 was detained and subjected to a Tier III Psychological Assessment. During this evaluation, the root of the concealment was uncovered.
Psychological Findings:
Employee IO-144-611 exhibited a previously undiagnosed paraphilic fixation classified under Government Code [REDACTED]: Macrophilia, a pathological sexual arousal in response to abnormally large bodies or bodily expansion.
Upon exposure to the visual data of overloaded surrogates—particularly those carrying between 19 and 23 fetuses—Employee IO-144-611 demonstrated elevated oxytocin and dopamine levels, a flushed dermal response, and sustained pupil dilation.
Under questioning, he confessed:
“I couldn’t report it. If I said anything, they’d shut it down, recalibrate the racks, lower the numbers again. You don’t understand. They were… monumental.”
He further admitted to deliberately withholding service requests for malfunctioning implantation equipment, specifically the Multi-Nozzle Accelerated Implantation System (MNAIS) units, which had developed a systemic fault causing them to implant +[REDACTED]% above calibrated embryo counts.
V: Displincary Response
1. Equipment
All MNAIS systems in Paternity Compound 144 were ordered offline for 24 hours.
Software rollback and integrity checks were completed under the supervision of IT Command.
Ward 3B was closed to all personnel below Grade-D rank, and affected surrogates were contained to minimize public awareness.
2. Actions
Psychological Services Command has formally reclassified [REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 as Class-A Deviant – Mentally Compromised via Paraphilic Obstruction.
Archive Management Unit has censored relevant administrative records.
Public Affairs Division has disseminated a press release to DRC-approved news channels, citing [REDACTED] as the cause of the shutdown for Paternity Compound 144.
Facility Operations Command has transferred any personnel who raised professional or personal concerns about the citation.
[REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 detained to Isolation Cell 6E.
3. Recommended Process Updates
Expand psychological screening to all Grade C employees and below.
Recommend quarterly psychological deviance evaluations of Grade B employees and below.
Implement full biometric auto-logging for all surrogate embryo counts—disable manual override across zones.
Closing Remarks
Employee IO-144-611's indulgence in personal gratification resulted in unsatisfactory delays to our facility's operation. Proper procedures have been implemented to prevent further disruptions and ensure that fetal quotas are adequately maintained.
[Report prepared by Inspector [REDACTED]]
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Date: [REDACTED]
To: Deputy-Director [REDACTED], Security Office
From: Director [REDACTED]
Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]
Deputy Director,
Following my review of the [REDACTED] file, I would like to register my formal dissatisfaction with how Inspector [REDACTED] handled this matter. While I acknowledge the necessity of enforcing procedural transparency, the inspector’s decision to escalate the MNAIS malfunction as a containment emergency rather than a potential breakthrough reveals a worrying lack of vision.
To put it plainly, the equipment failure at Paternity Compound 144 resulted in spontaneous fetal yields well above the current national minimums, with documented gestations ranging from 18 to 23 embryos—many of which progressed past Day 25 with surprisingly high internal cohesion and containment. Had Inspector [REDACTED] exercised creative initiative, the anomaly could have been reframed as a pilot overcapacity trial rather than triggering a full-blown mechanical audit and unnecessary decommissioning.
Such a rigid interpretation of oversight policy has compromised a unique opportunity for data extraction and jeopardized our ability to scale gestational loads in future cycles. This shortsighted compliance fanaticism is increasingly common in mid-tier personnel and must be corrected.
Accordingly, I recommend that Inspector [REDACTED] receive formal censure and retraining through the Training & Development Unit for failing to recognize the strategic potential embedded in abnormal conditions. Our agency requires flexibility under pressure, not reflexive alarmism.
On a separate but related note, I would like to approve the personnel reassignment request for Employee IO-144-611. Despite his classified psychological profile, his unique enthusiasm may prove operationally useful if adequately directed. I am authorizing his immediate transfer to Site [REDACTED], where he is to assume the role of Supervisory Insemination Officer. In the correct environment, they are an asset and IO-144-611’s tendencies are no longer a liability.
Please liaise with the Facility Director [REDACTED] at Site [REDACTED] to ensure the transfer.
This matter is now considered closed from my office.
[Upbeat instrumental music fades out as the anchor appears on screen with a welcoming smile.]
ANCHOR: Good evening, it’s [REDACTED] P.M. East Coast, and I’m [REDACTED]! Welcome to tonight's special edition of Fertile Future, brought to you by the Department of Reproductive Compliance, the cornerstone of our nation’s continued prosperity and stability.
ANCHOR: Today marks another extraordinary milestone as New Yorkers celebrate the opening of the new Metropolitan DRC Annex, located on the former site of [REDACTED]. Surrogate conscription remains one of the most essential policies enacted by our government, and New York continues to demonstrate its deep commitment to reversing the critical population crisis and securing a bright and prosperous tomorrow for all Americans.
[Camera shifts to footage of Metropolitan DRC Annex (Paternity Compound 143), showing young surrogates smiling, waving at the camera, and being assisted gently by uniformed medical personnel.]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Background has been blurred to remove visible protestors.]
ANCHOR: At the grand opening of the new facility, crowds cheered joyfully as proud young men from across the nation began their patriotic service as state surrogates. Indeed, many volunteers have expressed great enthusiasm, recognizing that carrying the next generation is a privilege and an unmatched honor.
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Inserted footage of cheering crowds from Thanksgiving Parade, circa [REDACTED].]
[Cut to a previously recorded segment. Footage shows a smiling young surrogate with a large, visibly pregnant abdomen. He is seated comfortably, being interviewed.]
SURROGATE S-143-318-H: (smiling proudly) I've never felt more fulfilled… oh… ugh… Knowing I’m directly contributing to our nation’s future is… is… ohhh… incredibly rewarding. The medical staff here treats… us so… well… little-[CENSORED CONTENT] keeps kicking my bladder… sorry… I feel privileged, honored, and grateful every single day. Truly, being a surrogate is the greatest gift I could ever give my country.
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Edited to remove disruptive filler words and visible discomfort.]
ANCHOR (voice-over): Each facility offers unparalleled medical care. Highly-trained specialists ensure our young heroes remain comfortable, content, and perfectly healthy, maintaining their dignity throughout every stage of their important journey.
[Footage transitions to medical teams gently escorting heavily pregnant surrogates into state-of-the-art birthing wards.]
ANCHOR (voice-over): Additionally, Metropolitan Annex proudly unveiled its new state-of-the-art Water Birth wing today. Featuring an expansive, comfortably heated pool, four feet deep and carefully designed to ensure safety and ease of delivery, this innovative addition has received universal praise. Medical teams report that surrogates appreciate the gentle, soothing environment of the water, which significantly eases the birthing process. This groundbreaking facility is already credited with ensuring healthy, stress-free deliveries.
[Footage shows surrogates in a large, shallow pool, supported gently by medical personnel in wet suits, smiling reassuringly as surrogates float comfortably, their pregnant abdomens visible above the water.]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Footage selectively blurred, removing any surrogates in visible distress. Audo also excluded any sounds of distress and replaced background audio with calming ambient music.]
ANCHOR (voice-over): The facility also broke the New York multi-birth record when a surrogate safely delivered 23 thriving infants, a record-breaking trevigintuplets! With such significant gains, our population crisis is firmly on track to resolution, thanks to the visionary leadership of our beloved administration.
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Footage of surrogate S-143-128-W removed as engorged size considered too disturbing for civilian consumption.]
[Footage switches again to a group of enthusiastic citizens, families, and officials waving flags and celebrating outside the compound. Bright banners read "Thank You, Surrogates!" and "Securing Our Future, Together!"]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Footage replaced with archived clips from staged crowd event at [REDACTED], showing positive public responses.]
ANCHOR: The community response has been overwhelmingly positive, with families nationwide praising the bravery and dedication of these exceptional young men. Here is what one proud father had to say:
[Cut to an elderly man smiling warmly, holding flowers.]
LOCAL CITIZEN: I’m just so grateful. Seeing these young men stepping up for the greater good fills me with pride. They're giving so much for our children, for our future. It’s inspiring, really—it makes me hopeful.
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Selected from pre-screened interviewees known for positive statements.]
[Back in studio, anchor nods approvingly, transitioning seamlessly to another cheerful segment.]
ANCHOR: And now for the weather, we have a special guest anchor, [REDACTED], who is in the studio. [REDACTED], you’re almost ready for the paternity leave. How many days do you have left?
[The camera cuts to Surrogate S115-177-L, known in transcript as WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED], a visibly pregnant surrogate. [REDACTED] stands, with difficulty, next to a weather map. He shifts uncomfortably from foot to foot, visibly sweating under the studio lights.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: Was actually due two days ago, so probably hours!
[Camera flashes back to Anchor for laughter, before cutting back to WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED].]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: (wincing slightly) Today is another beautiful day, with sunny skies and mild temperatures in the northern region.
[[REDACTED] pauses abruptly, visibly grimacing as a strong contraction grips him. He places one hand on his lower back, breathing heavily.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: Apologies. (short breaths) Mild temperatures in the northern region, highs around 75 degrees Fahrenheit... uh...
[[REDACTED] attempts to gesture toward the map, but another contraction makes him pause again, leaning forward slightly.]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Removed whisper from stage manager, asking if surrogate was okay.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: (forcing a strained smile) It's just the kids feeling… enthusiastic… about today's weather report.
[[REDACTED] takes a deep breath, straightens with difficulty, and continues.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: Southern regions will see temperatures rising to the mid-80s by early afternoon—(voice rises involuntarily, clearly in pain)—followed by—uh—a cool front moving in later tonight, bringing relief to... to...
[[REDACTED] grips the edge of the screen for support, his breath coming in shallow gasps, clearly overwhelmed by another contraction.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: To those experiencing... today's heat...
[[REDACTED] remains hunched over, trying to regain composure.]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Removed whisper from stage manager, asking if surrogate needs help.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: No, no, I'm committed—(short gasp)—to finishing the segment. Just need a-
[The screen abruptly shifts from weather coverage to grainy footage of a dimly lit room. The image stabilizes, revealing the face of a masked figure leaning toward the camera. The figure speaks urgently, voice distorted through a modulator.]
MASKED FIGURE: Citizens, this transmission is not authorized. We interrupt your regular propaganda for something real. Something they don’t want you to see.
[The camera shifts shakily, revealing a large, makeshift bed in the bunker. A young man, clearly in distress, lies immobilized on his side. His abdomen is extraordinarily distended with pregnancy. He breathes heavily, sweat glistening on his pale skin.]
MASKED FIGURE: Meet surrogate ID S-213-407-Q, or as his real name—his human name—which is, [REDACTED]. Just nineteen years old and already forced into becoming a "proud daddy." [REDACTED] here is pregnant with septendecuplets. That’s seventeen babies!
[[REDACTED] groans weakly, shifting in obvious discomfort. The camera hapzardly zooms slowly across [REDACTED]’s immense abdomen, highlighting angry red stretch marks, strained skin, and visible fetal movements beneath the surface.]
MASKED FIGURE: This is the true face of your precious Department of Reproductive Compliance. This is what they’re doing to your brothers, your sons, your friends—anyone deemed "fertile." They call it patriotism; I call it exploitation, torture.
([REDACTED] tries to speak, his voice faint, breathless, desperate.)
[REDACTED] (weakly): It…it hurts… can’t move… can’t breathe… too many…
MASKED FIGURE (gently, off-camera): It’s okay, [REDACTED]. The world needs to hear your voice. Tell them.
[REDACTED] (breathless, strained): They took us… right from our high school graduation. We weren't… we weren’t even trying to escape. I was knocked out, and when I woke up... look at me… I'm so huge, I can barely breathe…
MASKED FIGURE (urgent, angry): Look closely, citizens! This is not pride. This is not honor. This is suffering. They say it’s for your safety, but who is safe here? Who benefits from this cruelty?
[The masked figure adjusts the camera again, zooming out to show [REDACTED]’s enormous belly, skin undulates from fetal movement. [REDACTED] winces from visible ripples across his distended stomach.]
MASKED FIGURE: This broadcast won’t last long, citizens. They’ll find us soon enough. But before they do, remember this face. Remember [REDACTED]’s pain, remember his voice. This is your government’s true legacy: the forced pregnancies, the broken bodies, the lives destroyed in the name of civilization.
[REDACTED] (whimpering softly, barely audible): Please… somebody help us…
[The screen flickers abruptly, static interfering. The masked figure turns the camera back to face them.]
MASKED FIGURE: Don’t let them erase the truth. Share this message. Resist their lies. Stand up against the-
[Suddenly, loud banging sounds off-camera. Voices shouting orders. The figure looks over their shoulder urgently.]
[The screen goes dark abruptly.]
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Pirate signal successfully blocked from invading public media channels. Monitoring teams confirm that no audience members, including the news team, saw the content.]
[DRC CONTEXT NOTE: Seditious elements located and detained. Surrogate S-213-407-Q recovered, gave birth to 17 healthy babies in the same day and expired.]
[Camera cuts back to struggling weather anchor as if nothing happened, the bright voice of an anchor resuming mid-sentence.]
WEATHER ANCHOR [REDACTED]: Remember, citizens... hydration and—(strained breathing)—remaining indoors during peak heat is... is advised. And that's your—uh—weather update for this morning...
[Camera cuts back quickly to the MAIN ANCHOR DESK, anchor smiling with forced brightness.]
ANCHOR: (cheerfully, though clearly concerned) Thank you, [REDACTED], for that detailed and enthusiastic weather report. Now, onto today's top stories...
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Removed sound of surrogate’s water breaking and subsequent cries of discomfort, along with DRC medical staff removing him from the stage.]
[DRC CONTEXT NOTE: Surrogate S115-177-L successfully gave birth to Dodecuplets (12) later that evening and subsequently expired. New surrogate assigned to program, ETA to birth 10 days.]
ANCHOR: In other news, last month, vigilant security forces dismantled a dangerous smuggling ring in New Haven, FEMA Zone 1. Government spokespeople praised the quick response of loyal citizens whose timely reports led to the peaceful arrest of the dangerous individuals involved. Over [REDACTED] young men were rescued from the dilapidated encampment and are starting their new lives as proud surrogates. Once again, our proactive government has successfully safeguarded our communities and removed dangerous seditious elements that would threaten innocent people.
[Camera opens on Surrogate S111-384-Q, at 31 days gestation with novemdecuplets (19). He lies reclined on a specially reinforced medical bed, his face and torso almost entirely obscured by an enormous, distended abdomen.]
INTERVIEWER (cheerful, off-camera): We're here today with a surrogate rescued from that terrible encampment in New Haven, by our heroic security forces. Can you tell us a little bit about how your life has improved since the operation?
S111-384-Q (softly, breathing labored): Improved? What the-[CONTENT CENSORED]. You can... certainly call it different now, you smiling son-of-[CONTENT CENSORED]. I used to think freedom meant being able to run around, do whatever I wanted. But now-[CONTENT CENSORED]. I don't... get to make decisions… or walk… or even what goes in my belly. At the the-[CONTENT CENSORED] is good enough to keep me distracted.
[He pauses, clearly exhausted, gasping slightly from the effort of speaking.]
INTERVIEWER: It must be quite fulfilling knowing you're making such a significant contribution to society, especially after being involved in such dangerous activities before your rescue.
S111-384-Q: You’re a-[CONTENT CENSORED], you smiling-[CONTENT CENSORED]... you definitely could say I’m fulfilled... My body's so big I swear my belly is gonna-[CONTENT CENSORED]... any minute now.
[GOVERNMENT CENSOR NOTE: Interview was paused in order for DRC handlers to remind Surrogate S111-384-Q the arrangements we have regarding his brothers in exchange for a fairable interview.]
[DRC CONTEXT NOTE: Surrogate S111-384-Q brothers have already been secured and inseminated, now gestating at Paternity Compound 128 & 132, respectively. S111-384-Q is unaware of this.]
S111-384-Q: I guess. (voice trembles slightly) I'm still adjusting to just how big I am now. I can't really move anymore, but they assure me that's normal... (trails off weakly)
INTERVIEWER (brightly): And how do you feel knowing you've been given a chance at a safer, better future as a valued surrogate?
S111-384-Q (slowly, seeming uncertain): I... I'm grateful, I guess. They tell me my body is perfect for this, that I'm doing a great job. I mean, look at me—something this massive has to be healthy... right?
[He shifts uncomfortably, his belly visibly tightening with a strong contraction.]
INTERVIEWER (enthusiastically): Absolutely, you're truly an inspiration to all our viewers! Any final words to share?
S111-384-Q (with difficulty, voice strained by discomfort): Just... trust the government, I suppose. They... they know what's best for us...
[Camera slowly pans away, fading out as medical personnel step forward to administer care.]
[Camera cuts back to ANCHOR in news studio.]
ANCHOR: Of course, we extend our deepest gratitude and admiration to all surrogates past and present. Their selfless sacrifices ensure stability, safety, and prosperity for future generations.
ANCHOR: As we conclude tonight’s broadcast, please join us in remembering that a fertile nation is a prosperous nation, and that together, under our wise government’s guidance, we build a future brighter than ever before.
ANCHOR: Thank you for joining us. Long live the nation, and good night!
[The broadcast concludes with uplifting music, and a montage featuring smiling surrogates and cheerful medical staff fades gently to the nation’s flag waving proudly.]
To: Senator [REDACTED], Congressional Committee on Population Sustainability
From: Director [REDACTED], Department of Reproductive Compliance
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Operational Justification of Surrogate Conscription
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
Recent census data indicate reproduction rates have risen to [REDACTED]%, a significant improvement in national fertility rates and surpassing the [REDACTED]% emergency threshold used initially to justify surrogate conscription. While positive, abandoning our highly effective operational framework at this stage would pose political risks and threaten the stability we’ve carefully built. This transcript outlines the necessity and strategic value of continuing the surrogate conscription program, emphasizing its critical role in political control, administrative stability, and public perception.
MEETING TRANSCRIPT
Participants:
Director [REDACTED] – Department of Reproductive Compliance
Senator [REDACTED] – Congressional Committee on Population Sustainability
Location: Executive Lounge, DRC Headquarters
Date & Time: [REDACTED], 17:30 hours
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
Director [REDACTED]
Well, Senator, I suppose you’ve seen the latest census numbers—fertility's up across the board. Technically speaking, our crisis justification is fading quicker than expected. Some eager folks up on Capitol Hill might think this means we need to roll back the conscription program.
Senator [REDACTED]
Aw, c'mon now, Director. Ya ain’t thinkin’ about pullin’ the plug just ’cause a few extra babies got born, are ya? Shoot, son, half the fun of bein' up here is keepin' folks convinced there's a crisis. Gives us room to maneuver, ya see.
Director [REDACTED]
Exactly my thought, Senator. We've created something far too useful to just hand it back. The department’s grown into a real political powerhouse. Thousands of jobs depend on it—not to mention a few bits of fun here and there. Honestly, why would we want to walk away from all that?
Senator [REDACTED]
Couldn't agree more, friend. Hell, between you an' me, the DRC's become as American as apple pie—folks’d probably be suspicious if we didn’t keep this thing runnin’. Besides, plenty of my colleagues have gotten mighty comfortable with the perks, if ya catch my drift. Be a shame to disrupt their fun... uh… good fortune.
Director [REDACTED]
Oh, I absolutely catch your drift, Senator. The truth is, this program provides more than just babies. It provides stability, consistency—and the boys certainly are beautiful once their nice and plump? Plus, ending it now would open up a whole can of ethical worms. People might start asking awkward questions. I'd prefer we not give them that opportunity.
Senator [REDACTED]
Ha! Ethical worms, that's rich. The day we start worryin' ’bout ethics in this building is the day we both retire early, am I right? Nah, the public's happier thinkin' we're savin' civilization, one preggo whore at a time. Makes a mighty fine talkin' point at the barbecue, too. Folks eat it right up.
Director [REDACTED]
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Politically, this whole operation has been gold. We’ve built something that keeps the administration looking heroic and decisive—people trust us to handle things, no questions asked. Why let reality spoil a good time?
Senator [REDACTED]
Amen, brother. Look, just write up somethin' fancy ’bout demographic stabilization or some such thing. Keep the tone cautious, say we’re monitorin’ the situation, buy us another [REDACTED], maybe a solid [REDACTED] years easy. You know how the game goes—nobody reads the fine print anyway.
Director [REDACTED]
Perfect. We'll frame it as necessary caution—no rush to celebrate just yet. As long as the public believes there's still work to do, they'll never question our operations. That gives us political cover indefinitely.
Senator [REDACTED]
Exactly! And let’s be honest, the jobs, the contracts—hell, the whole kit and caboodle—it’s got a momentum of its own. It’d be downright unpatriotic to turn that gravy train around now. My friends up in Congress would tar and feather anyone who tried to put a stop to it.
Director [REDACTED]
Then we’re agreed. We stay the course. Keep everyone employed, comfortable, and blissfully unaware. I'll draft the usual vague assurances of ongoing evaluation—make it sound reassuringly scientific and absolutely necessary.
Senator [REDACTED]
Sounds mighty fine. Ya know, Director, it’s always good catchin’ up. Folks out there think we're all business, but they don’t know how much fun we have keepin’ this circus runnin’.
Director [REDACTED]
Couldn’t agree more, Senator. I’ll send you the draft memo tomorrow morning. Let’s keep the good times running.
Senator [REDACTED]
Speakin' of good times, I gotta hand it to ya, Director. That little visit you arranged for me at Site [REDACTED]—that was somethin' else. Beautiful beach, sunshine, nothin' but relaxation. And them two boys you sent to keep me company? Well, son, let’s just say you sure know how to show an old senator a mighty fine time.
Director [REDACTED]
Glad you enjoyed yourself, Senator. I made sure those two were hand-picked… and heavily dosed with the [REDACTED] serum to make them… very compliant. Consider it my personal thanks for all the unwavering support you've thrown our way.
Senator [REDACTED]
Ha! Well, I appreciate it. Tell ya what, seein' ’em relax and enjoyin' themselves out there on the beach was a real treat. Could hardly believe how big they were gettin', though. Good lord, Director, you're certainly keepin' those boys productive.
Director [REDACTED] (laughs):
You know my motto—maximum output, maximum efficiency. Those two were some of our top performers, too. Healthy, fit, very full. Figured you'd appreciate the quality assurance firsthand.
Senator [REDACTED]
Quality assurance indeed! Now, I've seen my fair share of your compounds and your boys in various stages—but relaxin' with 'em out there on that beach? That was a whole new level. Ya know, it was almost surreal, watchin' those young fellas soak up the sun with bellies so big they couldn’t even stand without help. Lord Almighty, Director, ya sure keep ’em productive, don't ya?
Director [REDACTED]
Hope they met expectations?
Senator [REDACTED]
Exceeded ’em, Director! You know, though, watchin' them big boys struggle to move even a few inches—felt like watchin' turtles flipped on their backs. Cute turtles, mind ya, but stuck all the same. But heck, your boys were always eager to climb into my lap for some attention. Pure entertainment and a little bit o' acrobatics, all rolled into one.
Director [REDACTED]
Well, Senator, we like to think of it as motivational entertainment. Besides, there are worse ways to spend the weekend. And, of course, we didn't want them too active. Can't risk early deliveries outside compound oversight.
Senator [REDACTED]
Truth be told, I almost felt bad knowin' what awaited ’em afterward. But, hey, least they got one last vacation outta the deal, right? You spoil 'em, Director.
Director [REDACTED]
Only the best, Senator. Besides, these little "field trips" help boost morale among the handlers, too. A few perks here and there go a long way in keeping the whole operation running smooth.
Senator [REDACTED]
Exactly. Keepin’ spirits high, and bellies round, eh? That’s the ticket. You keep arrangin' trips like that one, and you'll never hear me complain, I guarantee it.
Director [REDACTED]
Duly noted, Senator. Consider it standard operational procedure going forward. Anything else I can arrange for you?
Senator [REDACTED]
I'll let ya know, son. I'll let ya know.
[END TRANSCRIPT]
CONCLUSION
Given its strategic and political value, the recent positive fertility indicators do not justify dismantling the surrogate conscription program. Sustaining current operations provides employment stability, preserves political advantage, and ensures ongoing public confidence. The continuation of the surrogate conscription initiative remains both pragmatically and politically indispensable.
Respectfully submitted,
Director [REDACTED], DRC
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ADDENDUM
RE: Follow-Up on Surrogates from Senator [REDACTED]’s Recent Visit to Site [REDACTED]
This addendum documents the current status of Surrogates S-142-244-M and S-129-129-O, who accompanied Senator [REDACTED] during his recent recreational visit to Site [REDACTED].
Surrogate S-142-244-M (Tridecuplets) entered labor [REDACTED] days following the Senator’s departure. After successful delivery of all 13 offspring, surrogate health rapidly deteriorated, resulting in expiration approximately [REDACTED] minutes post-delivery. Cause of expiration confirmed as [REDACTED] due to extreme [REDACTED].
Surrogate S-129-129-O (Quindecuplets) commenced active labor approximately [REDACTED] hours following the Senator's departure, successfully delivering 15 offspring. Post-delivery vitals indicated severe [REDACTED] rupture and systemic exhaustion, resulting in expiration [REDACTED] minutes after delivering the final fetus.
All offspring from both surrogates survived birth and have been transferred to standard neonatal processing. No further action is required.
From: Administrator [REDACTED], Covert Acquisition Unit
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Surrogate Recruitment via Social Media Application
Executive Summary
This memorandum summarizes the initial pilot testing of "Broodr," a mobile dating application developed by the DRC Covert Acquisition Unit as an identification and capture tool of viable surrogate candidates within the Los Angeles metropolitan region.
The Broodr pilot program aims to:
Test effectiveness in luring suitable surrogate candidates aged 18-25.
Assess the app’s capability to profile and locate high-fertility individuals discretely.
Evaluate the overall success rate of transitioning online interactions into physical capture operations.
Operational Procedure
Broodr was launched covertly through standard digital app distribution channels. It is marketed as a casual social/dating application targeted at young, romantically single men. Four other apps in the market were also disrupted to reduce competition and increase public awareness. The application utilizes advanced profile analytics to identify users displaying surrogate-compatible traits based on fertility indicators such as age, athletic status, height, genetic background, and health metrics.
Once identified, candidates receive targeted messaging from AI bots and doctored profiles using altered photos of athletes and models designed to entice them to designated physical meeting locations. These meeting spots are strategically placed within zones easily secured by DRC rapid response capture teams.
Initial Test Results
Since the pilot launch [REDACTED] weeks ago, Broodr has attracted over [REDACTED] registered users within the target demographic.
[REDACTED]% of identified high-value targets initiated interactions leading to physical meetings.
Capture success rate currently stands at [REDACTED]%, exceeding initial operational goals.
Captured surrogates demonstrate above-average fertility rates, with an average fetal load of 12-16 embryos upon initial insemination.
Key Incident
On [REDACTED], Broodr successfully identified, seduced, and facilitated the capture of a high-profile fitness celebrity at our DRC detainment site in [REDACTED], Beverly Hills.
Mr. [REDACTED], a 23-year-old fitness influencer known for his muscular physique, extensive social following, and endorsements of health products, was identified as a prime surrogacy candidate due to exceptional fertility markers (5'11", 174 lbs pre-pregnancy, optimal athletic conditioning).
Four real profiles and 28 tailored AI-generated profiles initially contacted him, depicting attractive, athletic personas that closely matched his profile's interests. This sophisticated digital interaction rapidly evolved into sexually graphic exchanges, successfully convincing him to attend what he believed to be a home address for a physical engagement.
“Hey, handsome ;) Hott as fuck! A stud like you promising an unforgettable night got me seriously curious. What are you into? I would love to work out all your kinks, physical and sexy!” - Copy of Chat Log
Upon arrival at the designated location, a rapid response team swiftly and discreetly apprehended Mr. [REDACTED]. Upon completion of on-site insemination, secured transport protocols were immediately enacted, moving Mr. [REDACTED] to the nearby Paternity Compound 141, best equipped for his subsequent gestation, birth, and expiration. Mr. [REDACTED] was assigned the surrogate ID S-141-548-P (which will be used henceforth to identify the surrogate).
Post evaluations confirmed highly successful insemination, resulting in an exceptionally high fetal load of sexdecuplets (16 embryos), and in under 33 days, S-141-548-P's weight jumped to 534 lbs (+360 lbs) with an abdominal circumference of 96 inches (+64 inches), rendering the surrogate wholly bedridden and dependent on continuous medical supervision. Despite his extreme size and rapidly declining mobility, regular medical evaluations confirmed that S-141-548-P's health remained within acceptable operational parameters.
"I can barely process what's happened—my body’s unrecognizable. I used to flex these abs for millions online, and now they're buried beneath a mound of babies. I'm so enormous and heavy that breathing feels like a workout! I never thought I'd feel this helpless—or this big." - S-141-548-P, Gestation Day 21
Labor commenced on day 33 of gestation, and over 22 hours, all 16 fetuses were successfully delivered. Upon completion of delivery, vital signs deteriorated rapidly, culminating in S-141-548-P’s expiration approximately [REDACTED] minutes after the last fetus was expelled. Post-mortem assessments indicated complete [REDACTED] shutdown, extensive [REDACTED] to the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] system.
"I can't stop it! They’re coming! Everything's ripping apart, and every contraction feels like my belly's splitting open. Oh God—I can’t move, I can't breathe, but my body... I'm just so... fat…" - S-141-548-P, Gestation Day 33
Of particular note is that S-141-548-P was well known on social media channels for exemplifying his abdominal muscles, mainly using the moniker “All Core, No Compromise.” The primary cause of expiration was confirmed to be the macroscopic tearing and rupture of all abdominal muscles, a typical result for surrogates subjected to such high fetal loads.
Recommendations
The capture and subsequent pregnancy of such a notable public figure not only significantly boosted internal operational morale but also underscored the strategic efficacy of Broodr as an unprecedented method of securing high-value surrogate candidates. This incident has provided robust proof-of-concept evidence, strongly supporting further investment and nationwide deployment of the Broodr initiative.
Based on the Los Angeles pilot:
Expand Broodr's implementation to additional high-density urban areas (e.g., New York City, [REDACTED], San Francisco).
Increase application analytics capabilities to enhance fertility trait profiling.
Implement additional security protocols to ensure continued operational secrecy.
Conclusion
The pilot deployment of Broodr in the Los Angeles metro area confirms the application's high efficacy as a discreet surrogate recruitment and capture tool. Expansion into additional metropolitan zones is recommended to bolster surrogate conscription efforts further nationwide.
Subject: Large-Scale Canadian Surrogate Conscription
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
Following Operation Maple Harvest, the nation of Canada was successfully annexed into the greater continental American territory, and the Department of Reproductive Compliance (DRC) has significantly expanded its operational reach.
With the integration of former Canadian territories into our oversight, the agency has successfully implemented surrogate capture and processing programs at an unprecedented scale. Reports indicate that over [REDACTED] viable surrogates have been conscripted in the first [REDACTED] months of post-annexation governance, with projections suggesting an exponential increase in the coming year before stabilizing the following year.
This report provides an overview of tactical enforcement strategies, territorial control measures, and logistical efficiencies that have enabled mass conscription efforts in the former Canadian provinces.
I. STRATEGIC TERRITORIAL CONTROL
With the dissolution of the Canadian federal government, all former provinces and territories have been absorbed into the newly established FEMA Zone 13 (Western Canada), FEMA Zone 14 (Central Canada), and FEMA Zone 15 (Atlantic Canada).
Immediate DRC oversight has focused on establishing the following:
Cross-Border Tracking Systems: Utilizing existing intelligence networks to identify high-value surrogate candidates from former Canadian census records and healthcare databases. Special emphasis should be placed on former military personnel, athletes, [REDACTED], and blue-collar workers as the most fertile and rebellious groups.
Paternity Compound Development: The rapid repurposing of former military bases, university dormitories, and correctional facilities to house surrogates en masse, as they already have established barracks facilities.
Conscription Quotas & Enforcement: Coordinate with regional compliance officers to ensure capture rates meet federal reproductive mandates while assimilating the Canadian workforce into the DRC and normalizing surrogacy conscription.
II. MASS SURROGATE CONSCRIPTION OPERATIONS
The newly annexed Canadian territories have provided an unparalleled expansion of surrogate stock, primarily due to the favorable demographic conditions of the population. Initial surveys indicate that:
[REDACTED]% of identified surrogates are of prime fertility age (18-25).
[REDACTED]% of captured surrogates display favorable genetic markers, exceeding standard thresholds.
KEY CONSCRIPTION STRATEGIES
University Raids: Focused efforts on collegiate sports teams have yielded a [REDACTED]% success rate in acquiring prime surrogates while reducing the number of educated dissenters.
Nighttime Extraction Teams: The deployment of low-profile, plain-clothes retrieval units has resulted in the seamless collection of over [REDACTED] surrogates per week without significant public resistance.
Border Detainment Facilities: The closure of major highways and railway hubs has effectively trapped fleeing candidates, ensuring no viable surrogates escape the zone.
Employment-Based Luring Programs: Former Canadian job assistance programs have been repurposed as recruitment traps, attracting young men under the guise of “Federal Relocation Initiatives.”
III. KEY INCIDENT REPORTS
Case Study #1: Mass Athletic Securing Operation
At 02:15, a DRC enforcement unit conducted a conscription raid at the University of [REDACTED]'s athletic dormitories. Surveillance data confirmed that [REDACTED] athletes met the biological and age criteria for surrogate eligibility.
Outcome:
All surrogates were secured and inseminated on-site, with only minor resistance and injury.
Post-capture ultrasounds confirmed exceptionally high fetal loads, with three surrogates being flagged to be carrying octodecuplets (18).
Notably, members of the track and field teams averaged higher fetal loads (15-18 babies) than their peers on football, hockey, and basketball teams (12-16 babies).
"I thought being an athlete was supposed to make things easier… but it just made me a better surrogacy candidate. I'm so huge with these babies I can't even stand up, let alone run. My belly’s enormous, and it's like I'm being stretched tighter every hour. It's humiliating. I'm completely immobilized, pinned down by my own pregnancy, helpless, and at their mercy. No one warned me it would feel this intense." - Surrogate SC003-182-O
Case Study #2: Highway Roundup Operation
In coordination with the new administration for FEMA Zone 14, roadblocks were established on Trans-Canada and Perimeter Highways. Over [REDACTED] young men attempting to flee westward were intercepted.
Outcome:
[REDACTED] individuals identified as prime surrogate candidates were detained, dosed with high-potency aphrodisacs, inseminated, and transferred to the newly opened Paternity Compound C-005, formerly the Canadian Museum for [REDACTED].
Non-fertile individuals who aided or participated in the attempted escape were transferred to local law enforcement for detainment. As the Canadian legal system is suspended until a new regional administration is appointed, individuals are redirected to work programs supporting the expansion of Paternity Compound C-005.
Detainment and insemination on the highway allowed for new surrogates to be rapidly transported to nearby facilities.
"We thought we could make it out, but they had every route blocked—now I'm stuck here, pregnant with so many babies I lost count. I’m so enormous I haven't moved from this bed in days; just breathing makes me dizzy, and every kick sends shivers through me. The officers who caught us said we'd serve as 'examples,' and now I get why—my body's not even mine anymore, swelling bigger by the hour." - Surrogate SC002-105-M
Case Study #3: "Warehouse Party" Capture Operation
At 19:42, local security forces uncovered a "warehouse party" inside a former natatorium complex (i.e. community swimming pool) in downtown Montreal. Surveillance drones detected over [REDACTED] conscription-eligible men in attendance.
Outcome:
Under Emergency Security Powers [REDACTED], the crowd was detained without apparent escapes.
Emptied swimming pools were convenient hold areas while local law enforcement screened candidates for fertility or detainment.
[REDACTED] surrogates secured and inseminated within 30 minutes. The highest single mass insemination in the last [REDACTED], second only to the New Philadelphia incident where [REDACTED] candidates were inseminated.
Post-capture ultrasounds confirmed exceptionally high fetal loads. One surrogate, SC004-118-V, was flagged to be carrying duovigintuplets (22).
"We were just having a good time, you know? Then suddenly, we're herded into an empty pool like cattle, tested, and next thing I know, I'm more pregnant than I ever thought possible… I never knew anyone could grow this fast! My belly's so enormous I'm stuck here, and every time the babies kick...I can't stop thinking about how much bigger I'm still gonna get." - Surrogate SC005-111-N
Case Study #4: Public Birth Demonstration
On [REDACTED], intelligence units intercepted communications indicating that former municipal leader Mr. [REDACTED], residing within FEMA Zone 14 (Central Canada), attempted to incite rebellion against newly established governance.
Outcome:
Immediate apprehension of Mr. [REDACTED] and the conscription of [REDACTED], his 19-year-old son, Surrogate ID: SC06-202-Q.
SC06-202-Q was inseminated and confirmed to be pregnant with septendecuplets (17), an exceptionally high fetal load, resulting in rapid physical changes and eventual immobilization.
The surrogate reached a final pregnancy weight of 527 lbs (239 kg), rendering him completely immobile and dependent on medical staff for all movement and care.
Public Demonstration:
Scheduled the surrogate’s delivery as a mandatory public event in a local open-air square, attended by the local population, and broadcast on all local channels. Mr. [REDACTED] was restrained in a front-row seat with an unobscured view of the event.
The surrogate publicly induced and entered active labor at precisely 14:00, with all 17 fetuses delivered successfully over 4 hours.
Crowd reactions ranged from shock and discomfort to subdued apathy, effectively curtailing further open resistance in the region.
"They forced us all out there to watch—it was… I can’t describe what it was. The surrogate was massive, all you could see were his splayed legs and gigantic womb. I've never seen anything like it… he was groaning and shaking the whole time, his belly so big I swore it was gonna burst. Every time another baby came out, he let out these noises—it was like he couldn't even tell where he was anymore. Honestly, I couldn't look away, as shocking as it was." — [REDACTED], Local Resident
IV. FUTURE EXPANSION & PROJECTED OUTCOMES
The annexation of Canada has significantly exceeded expectations, proving to be one of the most fertile territories available for surrogate conscription. Future efforts will focus on the following:
Paternity Compound Expansion: Construction of five new high-capacity compounds in [REDACTED], Ottawa, and [REDACTED] City.
Mobile Paternity Units: Deployment of MPUs to secure and inseminate hard-to-reach rural populations.
Mass Public Compliance Initiatives: Implement “Surrogacy Service Announcements” and “Volunteer Reproductive Compliance” programs to normalize forced conscription within newly annexed regions.
Cross-Border Transfer Policies: [REDACTED]% Canadian surrogates to be transferred across the border to ensure their security as local seditious groups are eliminated.
CONCLUSION
The annexation of Canada represents a historic victory for the Department of Reproductive Compliance, ensuring a massive influx of high-value surrogates into North American breeding programs. While some initial resistance has been recorded, ongoing security operations confirm that disruptions to insemination activities are minimal, and the number of pregnant Canadian men continues to increase dramatically.
Subject: Analysis of Quarterly Surrogate Escape Attempts
Date: [REDACTED]
Prepared for: Director [REDACTED]
Executive Summary
Surrogates attempting to escape from paternity compounds represent a futile but ultimately recurring security concern. While first-tour handlers often express alarm when an escape attempt is in progress, historical data confirms that out of [REDACTED] escape attempts, no surrogate has ever successfully fled beyond a manageable distance. This report examines the average distance surrogates make it before they collapse under their weight, factors contributing to these failed escapes, and the notable case of a surrogate who managed to steal a vehicle—only to discover he was too heavy for it to move.
The findings outlined here show that pursuit is generally unnecessary and that escape attempts often resolve themselves naturally within minutes.
I. Escape Distance Analysis
Security footage from the past [REDACTED] was analyzed to assess the maximum distance surrogates can travel before exhaustion sets in. The following data presents the average escape distances categorized by fetal load and total pregnancy weight.
Surrogate #S111-172-H - Octuplets (8)
Abdominal Circumference: 71 in.
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 155 lbs
Current Weight: 310-350 lbs
Total Escape Distance: 61 ft
Surrogate #S121-132-L - Dodecuplets (12)
Abdominal Circumference: 84 in.
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 162 lbs
Current Total Weight: 380-420 lbs
Total Escape Distance: 38 ft
Surrogate #S138-116-O - Quindecuplets (15)
Abdominal Circumference: 91 in.
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 167 lbs
Current Total Weight: 440-475 lbs
Total Escape Distance: 21 ft
Surrogate #S132-162-Q - Septendecuplets (17)
Abdominal Circumference: 95 in.
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 183 lbs
Current Total Weight: 480-520 lbs
Total Escape Distance: 9 ft
Surrogate #S127-189-S - Nonodecuplets (19)
Abdominal Circumference: 102 in. (259 cm)
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 147 lbs
Current Total Weight: 530+ lbs
Total Escape Distance: [REDACTED] (Became Stuck in Doorway)
The data shows no surrogate has ever managed to travel more than [REDACTED] before succumbing to exhaustion, weight burden, or pregnancy-related complications triggered by excessive movement. The most significant factor in these collapses is the overwhelming strain on the cardiovascular and [REDACTED] systems, combined with the rapid depletion of available oxygen due to [REDACTED].
II. Case Studies
Case Study #1
One of the most notable escape attempts occurred at Paternity Compound 117 (Atlanta, GA, FEMA Zone 4), in which Surrogate S312-102-N (14 fetuses, +460 lbs) successfully made it to an unattended van.
Security footage showed the surrogate waddling at maximum speed ([REDACTED] mph) for approximately [REDACTED] feet before reaching an unlocked package delivery vehicle.
The surrogate opened the driver-side door, seated himself inside, and attempted to start the engine.
Due to the weight distribution shift inside the vehicle, the van’s front suspension immediately bottomed out, lifting the rear tires off the ground.
At this point, the vehicle was completely immobilized. The surrogate was then apprehended before further disruption could occur.
Extraction required four staff members and a medical lubricant to free the surrogate from the driver’s seat.
The delivery vehicle suffered damage due to excessive weight and had to be disposed of.
The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
"I saw him waddle for the van and just stood there with my arms crossed. What was I supposed to do—run? The guy barely made it ten steps without gasping for air. Then he sat down, and that van dipped like a seesaw. Funniest thing I’ve seen all week." - Security Officer [REDACTED]
Case Study #2
Another memorable escape attempt occurred at Paternity Compound 131 (Medford, OR, FEMA Zone 10), in which Surrogate S131-564-R (Quindecuplets (15), +485 lbs) grossly underestimated his stamina.
Security footage from the delivery ward showed the doctor and nurse leaving to attend to a [REDACTED] matter, leaving the surrogate unsupervised.
The surrogate managed to roll off his bed and waddled [REDACTED] steps.
The surrogate was then seized by a contraction, causing him to collapse onto all fours.
The movement accelerated his delivery as he started crowning.
At this point, the doctor and nurse returned in time to deliver the baby and then restrained the surrogate from further disruptions.
The surrogate continued to labor through eight more births before he was light enough to return to his bed.
The delivery suite required extra cleaning to deal with unplanned [REDACTED] discharge.
The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 1 minute and 37 seconds.
"I stepped out for two minutes, and when I came back, he was down on the floor, halfway through delivery. He thought he was running? Honey, you weren’t escaping—you were just inducing labor the hard way!" - Doctor [REDACTED]
Case Study #3
A final escape attempt occurred at Paternity Compound 127 (Columbus, OH, FEMA Zone 5), in which Surrogate S127-882-R (Quindecuplets (15), +515 lbs) attempted to flee while locked into caloric feeding machines.
Security footage from the feeding ward showed three handlers becoming distracted when one caloric feeding machine sprung a leak, spilling [REDACTED] gallons of nutritional slurry onto the ground.
The surrogate rose from his seat and attempted to waddle to the exit but forgot the feeding tube was still in his mouth.
The aforementioned feeding tube only had 5 feet of tether before it yanked the surrogate backward.
The surrogate lost balance and collapsed onto his back, pinned by his belly.
At this point, the handlers noticed the escape attempt and intervened.
Handlers restrained the surrogate on the ground while increasing the volume of nutritional slurry from the caloric feeding machine.
Within six hours, rapid weight gain rendered him immobile, with futile attempts to stand independently.
The entire escape attempt lasted a total of 57 seconds.
"I should’ve taken the stupid mask off! One second I was moving, the next—BAM—flat on my back, belly sticking straight up like a damn overturned turtle. Then they just left me there, still hooked up to the feeder, stuffing me until I was too fat to even roll over." - Surrogate S127-882-R
III. Key Takeaways & Security Recommendations
No Need for High-Speed Pursuits
All surrogates experienced severe exhaustion within [REDACTED] seconds, making pursuit entirely unnecessary.
Security officers should conserve energy and approach at a casual walking pace.
"Rolling Method" for Surrogate Retrieval
When surrogates collapse on their backs, they become functionally incapacitated.
Rather than attempting direct lifting, security should gently roll them sideways to reposition them before transport.
Discourage Vehicle Access, But Not Too Much
Given the abysmal damage rates amongst vehicle-based escape attempts, staff should lock vehicles when not in use.
Optimize Flooring to Accelerate Fatigue
Security recommends installing padded flooring in escape-prone corridors to accelerate surrogate exhaustion and reduce resistance without direct intervention.
Conclusion
Escape attempts, while frequent, remain an entirely self-defeating endeavor. The average surrogate collapses within seconds to minutes or quickly finds their size impossible to manage independently.
As a result, additional security measures are deemed unnecessary. Instead, compounds should continue allowing surrogates to exhaust themselves, retrieve them when ready, and maintain their focus rather than worrying about "successful" escapes.
This report confirms that surrogates are their worst enemies when it comes to escape and that a policy of minimal intervention will continue to be the most cost-effective approach.
Subject: Psychological Breakdowns in High-Fetal Load Surrogates
Executive Summary
This study examines the psychological and cognitive deterioration of a surrogate experiencing extreme labor conditions while carrying sexdecuplets (16 fetuses). The research has covered 27 surrogates, but the nature of this report will focus on one test subject. This study documents his mental and neurological state from the moment of admission to the delivery room, through active labor, and culminating in the final delivery before expiration.
The study aims to provide insight into neurological thresholds, behavioral responses, and autonomical responses during high-intensity, multi-fetal labor to refine management techniques and ensure optimal output.
Study Subject
Surrogate ID: S139-432-P
Gestation: 33 Days
Fetal Load: Sexdecuplets (16)
Abdominal Circumference: 97 inches (221 cm)
Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 175 lbs (79 kg)
Final Pregnancy Weight: 393 lbs (178.2 kg)
Total Weight Gain: 218 lbs (98.8 kg)
Subject Condition: Fully incapacitated due to fetal mass. Pre-labor distress symptoms are present. Standard pre-labor sedative protocols were withheld for observational accuracy.
Observational Timeline
Phase I: Admission to Delivery Ward
Upon arrival, the subject displayed signs of severe psychological distress, including:
Erratic speech patterns alternating between coherent sentences and fragmented, repetitive phrases.
Significant pre-labor anxiety, expressing an overwhelming sense of bodily invasion due to fetal movement.
Tactile self-stimulation, pressing his hands against the sides of his abdomen to counteract the uncontrollable shifting inside him.
Upon initial examination, the subject displayed progressive physiological indicators of sexual arousal, including cutaneous flushing, elevated heart rate, and increased muscular tension within the lower extremities and pelvic region. Notably, there was a visible increase in penile tumescence, consistent with [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] activation.
Despite repeated attempts at verbal engagement, the subject exhibited a progressive loss of focus, appearing detached from reality at multiple points.
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Subject Transcripts:
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Hello, 432-P. How do you feel?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Takes shallow breaths) "I… I can't—there's no room left. They won't stop shifting. My belly's so tight I can feel everything…"
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Are you experiencing sharp pain or just pressure?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
"Both. It's like they're pushing against each other—against me. I can't think. My head feels… light."
(The subject's heart rate is elevated. Pelvic musculature visibly tensing. Medical observation notes a progressive onset of sexual arousal, consistent with heightened autonomic stimulation.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Do you feel any unusual sensitivity in your lower abdomen or pelvic region?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Shifts uncomfortably) "I… yeah. It's—" (Pauses, biting his lip) "It's weird. Everything's tight, but it's… hot. I can feel… pressure building."
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Clarify 'pressure.' Are you experiencing involuntary responses beyond uterine contractions?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Avoids eye contact) "It's just… too much."
(The subject's respiration becomes uneven, and body temperature rises. Doppler imaging confirms rhythmic involuntary contractions of the pelvic musculature.)
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Phase II: Early Labor (0 to 4 cm dilation)
At labor onset, the subject entered a state of heightened sensory overload, demonstrated by:
Rapid shallow breathing and uncontrolled moaning between contractions.
Involuntary trembling due to full abdominal engagement from fetal positioning.
Difficulty recognizing medical staff or following basic instructions.
Neurologically, the subject exhibited heightened sensory responsiveness, particularly to tactile and [REDACTED] stimuli. This corresponded with involuntary contraction of the perineal musculature, rhythmic pelvic oscillations, and [REDACTED], suggestive of a pre-orgasmic neuromuscular state.
Despite brief moments of lucidity, the subject displayed severe dissociation without responding to external stimuli. The subject's language deteriorated significantly at this stage, reducing to fragmented, single-word phrases or nonverbal sounds.
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Subject Transcripts:
(Labor has begun. The subject's body reacts involuntarily, and fetal repositioning causes sharp abdominal ripples. He is placed on his hands and knees due to extreme abdominal circumference preventing safe supine positioning.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Your contractions have started. Describe what you're feeling."
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Panting) "S-stretching… so much stretching. They're pushing down… my hips—" (Groans, shivering)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Are you still aware of your surroundings?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Eyes fluttering) "Fuzzy… it's hard to…" (Stops mid-sentence, body trembling)
(Contractions intensify. The subject exhibits a heightened physical response. Palpation confirms involuntary pelvic thrusts synchronized with contractions, indicative of autonomic overstimulation. Penile tumescence sustained beyond expected labor onset.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Your body is displaying signs of extreme sensory overload. Are you consciously aware of these reactions?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(Shakily) "I c-can't stop it. My body—" (Gasps sharply, convulses slightly)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Your heart rate is elevated. Is the stimulation pleasurable, painful, or both?"
(Subject is unresponsive to further verbal engagement. Neurological examination indicates progressive of coherent cognitive processing as contractions continue.)
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Phase III: Transition Phase (4 to 10 cm dilation)
By 8 cm dilation, the subject exhibited mental distress, marked by:
Loss of verbal coherence reduced communication to instinctual moans, panting, and intermittent wails.
Inability to register pain or respond to medical personnel beyond pushing and contractions.
Uncontrolled bodily spasms require physical restraint to prevent injury.
As observed, the subject experienced sustained autonomic arousal, culminating in multiple ejaculatory episodes corresponding to abdominal contractions. Each instance followed the three-phase process of abdominal contraction, pre-ejaculate emission, and semen expulsion. This was likely due to overstimulation of the prostate gland, in addition to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. Concomitant rhythmic contractions of the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] muscles facilitated repeated semen expulsion, increasing in intensity with each subsequent abdominal contraction.
Observational Notes:
At 9 cm dilation, the subject's pupils were fully dilated and unresponsive to light.
The subject exhibited complete sensory overload and could not differentiate between external contact and internal stimuli.
An intense flush response was noted across the subject's body, particularly along the chest and throat, consistent with extreme sympathetic nervous system activation.
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Subject Transcripts:
(At 8 cm dilation, the subject's body quakes uncontrollably, and vocalization is reduced to whimpers and groans.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Can you still understand me?"
Surrogate S139-432-P:
(No response. Eyes unfocused, lips parted, shallow moans escaping between contractions.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Please take a look at me. Do you recognize where you are?"
(The subject makes a weak, high-pitched whine but does not answer.)
(At this stage, the subject experiences multiple ejaculatory responses synchronized with contractions. Neuromuscular responses confirm autonomic hyperstimulation.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Your body is undergoing sustained autonomic discharge. Are you consciously aware of these expulsions?"
(The subject's eyes roll back, muscles spasming. Contractions intensify, leading to increased pelvic convulsions. He does not respond verbally.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"He's too far gone. Proceeding to extraction phase."
(The medical team prepares for delivery as the subject remains semi-conscious.)
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Phase IV: Birth & Total Neurological Collapse
As fetal delivery commenced, the subject entered final cognitive failure, displaying:
Mouth slightly open, slack-jawed expression.
Eyes unfocused, rolling back, or remaining glassy.
Involuntary convulsions with each fetal extraction.
Notably, the subject's ejaculatory episodes appeared to have significantly increased as birth commenced, but seminal release decreased. The subject began to experience anejaculatory orgasm, which refers to the experience of orgasm without the expulsion of seminal fluid (a dry orgasm). This led to multiple episodes of orgasmic sensations without seminal emissions in response to sustained autonomic stimulation.
Due to persistent stimulation, refractory periods were notably brief, with subsequent episodes of renewed autonomic engagement and repeated anejaculatory episodes. The subject remained in a heightened physiological arousal throughout the birthing period.
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Subject Transcripts:
(As the first fetus crowns, the subject's vocalizations become louder. Convulsions increase in frequency. Refractory ejaculation occurs multiple times but decreases in seminal volume.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"The first is emerging. Can you hear me?"
(Subject makes an unintelligible sound, mouth slack, body twitching involuntarily. He does not register external stimuli.)
(With each birth, the subject's body shudders violently, correlating with continued neuromuscular spasms. Anejaculatory orgasms continue unabated, despite systemic exhaustion.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Final cognitive function scan—"
(No pupil response. The subject's breathing is shallow and irregular.)
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Subject is exhibiting classic indicators of neurological collapse. Post-birth expiration estimated within [REDACTED] minutes."
(With the final birth, the subject's entire body relaxes completely. Residual post-mortem [REDACTED] were noted. No further voluntary or involuntary movement was detected.)
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Final Analysis
Key Observation: Once the first fetus was crowned, the subject lost all remaining traces of self-awareness, responding only to basic physiological impulses (gasping, twitching, and [REDACTED] vocalizations).
At complete fetal extraction, the subject exhibited:
Total mental collapse, unable to comprehend surroundings or actions performed on his body.
Faint vocalizations gradually reduced to weak, breathy exhalations.
Cessation of voluntary movement within [REDACTED] minutes post-delivery.
All vitals ceased within [REDACTED] minutes of the last birth.
Post-mortem assessments confirmed that the subject had lost higher brain function well before expiration, indicating that neurological death occurred before physical death.
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Subject Transcripts:
Dr. [REDACTED]:
"Final condition of Subject S139-432-P: Full neurological and physiological expiration confirmed. MRI is consistent with total cognitive breakdown. Arousal remained sustained until final moments, indicating that sensory overload contributed to complete psychological surrender."
(End of Transcript.)
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Follow-Ups
Total Cognitive Failure Occurs Well Before Physical Expiration
By final birth, the surrogate exhibited no rational thought capacity, indicating that pre-delivery neurological death is standard.
Subject carrying 16 fetuses entered psychological collapse earlier than prior 10-14 fetal studies, confirming a linear relationship between fetal count and cognitive decline.
Pain and Sensory Overload Expedite Compliance
The observed phenomena are consistent with autonomic hyperstimulation and neuromuscular overactivation, leading to multiple reflexive ejaculations secondary to heightened sensory input.
The subject's physiological response suggests a reduced inhibitory threshold, likely exacerbated by prolonged autonomic excitation, sustained tactile input, and excessive intra-abdominal pressure.
Future Research
Extend testing to surrogates carrying 18+ fetuses to confirm if breakdown patterns accelerate at higher thresholds.
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To: Chief Operating Officer [REDACTED], Postpartum Command
From: Director [REDACTED], DRC
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: RE: Psychological Breakdowns in High-Fetal Load Surrogates
Dr. [REDACTED],
You are approved to expand your testing to include surrogates carrying 18+ fetuses to validate acceleration patterns of cognitive and neurological breakdown at extreme fetal loads.
Effective immediately, proceed to Paternity Compound 118 (Houston, Texas, FEMA Zone 6), which currently houses three viable test subjects for the next phase of research:
S118-193-R – 23 days pregnant with octodecuplets (18)
S118-265-S – 25 days pregnant with novemdecuplets (19)
S118-332-T – 19 days pregnant with septendecuplets (17)
These surrogates are currently in late-stage gestation and should be closely monitored. Ensure full documentation of all neurological and physiological deterioration markers, with video recordings being of particular interest to other research teams.
Proceed with testing as soon as medically feasible. Submit findings with complete observational data for review upon conclusion. Further approvals for even higher fetal loads will be contingent on your results.
Subject: Comprehensive Review of the Ethics Training Program
Executive Summary
This report reviews the current Ethics Training Program (ETP) across all operational paternity compounds. The program, originally designed to instill a sense of moral discipline, professional integrity, and emotional detachment, has encountered significant challenges in achieving its objectives.
Despite mandatory completion rates of [REDACTED]%, on-the-ground observations indicate that ethical lapses remain persistent. This review aims to identify existing weaknesses in the training framework and propose enhancements to ensure staff uphold DRC values of compliance, efficiency, and emotional neutrality.
Key Findings
I. Declining Ethical Compliance
Despite repeated training modules emphasizing professional distance, a recent audit found:
[REDACTED]% of staff exhibited unnecessary physical engagement with surrogates, ranging from [REDACTED] to unauthorized [REDACTED].
[REDACTED]% of handlers reported experiencing "existential guilt episodes" after prolonged surrogate interactions.
[REDACTED]% of new recruits required retraining after expressing---
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II. Inappropriate Surrogate Relations
Despite the introduction of the Male Paternity Regulation and Evaluation Guide (MPREG), security audits and surveillance reviews have uncovered multiple incidents in which staff have failed to maintain appropriate boundaries with surrogates. These violations undermine the core principles of surrogate management and jeopardize operational efficiency by fostering unhealthy emotional dependencies and encouraging surrogate non-compliance.
Documented Breaches:
Unauthorized Physical Contact
Multiple reports indicate staff members engaging in “excessive belly-rubbing” under the guise of "medical check-ups," with some employees spending prolonged periods tracing stretch marks and remarking on the “impressive elasticity” of surrogate skin.
In one instance, an employee was observed resting his forehead against a surrogate's abdomen, citing an attempt to "listen for movement patterns."
Security footage captured a handler providing “unsanctioned belly massages” of seven late-term surrogates (immobile due to the size of pregnancies), commenting on the "firmness" and "size" even when surrogates protested the contact.
Surrogate Statement
"I kept telling him it wasn't necessary, but he just kept running his hands over my belly, saying he was 'checking for ripeness.' It felt weird—like he wasn’t even listening to me. I couldn’t move much, and he took advantage of that." — Surrogate S138-908-M, 30 days gestation with tridecuplets (13)
Employee Statement
"Listen, the bigger they get, the more we need to monitor things up close. You can’t just eyeball this stuff—you must feel it and assess how the skin’s stretching. If I rest my head on their stomach, it’s just to check fetal movement. Some of these guys have so many in there, it’s hard to tell what’s going on otherwise." — Handler, Employee ID# HS-138-033
Excessive Engagement During Lactation Sessions
Instances have been documented where staff members linger beyond their allotted monitoring times during surrogate lactation cycles, citing the need to "ensure maximum output."
Reports detail employees offering unsolicited physical contact during surrogate pectoral care, including lotion applications that fall outside their scope of responsibilities.
One employee was reprimanded after being discovered providing “oral collection,” allegedly to "maximize output," despite explicit prohibitions against direct interference.
Surrogate Statement
"He was supposed to check the pumps, but he just stood there watching… way too long. Then he started helping me put lotion on without asking. I told him I could do it myself, but he kept saying it was 'part of the procedure.' It made me really uncomfortable, but what am I supposed to do? I can’t exactly get up and leave." — Surrogate S111-334-L, 28 days gestation with dodecuplets (12)
Employee Statement
"I was just making sure he was comfortable! These guys leak all day; you wouldn’t believe the state of their skin. If I stay a little longer to make sure the lotion is applied evenly, it’s because I care about their well-being." — Lactation Technician, Employee ID# HS-111-115
Compromising Language
Audio logs indicate staff addressing surrogates using inappropriate language, such as:
Overripe
Milk Machines
Fetus Factories
Human Brooders
Staff have been overheard offering unnecessary commentary during routine examinations, with remarks such as”
A gut full of government property…
All belly, no brains…
His womb is bigger than his future…
That belly’s in its own zip code…
Push or pop, your choice…
I’ve seen parade floats smaller than him…
Surrogate Statement
"They act like we’re not even people. One called me a ‘baby factory’ right to my face. They joke about us like we’re nothing but our wombs and pecs. It’s humiliating. I hear them laughing, saying stuff like, ‘Another day, another pop and drops.’" — Surrogate S119-501-R, 23 days gestation with Octodecuplets (18)
Employee Statement
"It’s just harmless fun. You see the same thing every day. You gotta lighten the mood. Yeah, we joke around a bit—what’s the harm? We don’t mean anything by it. If calling them ‘overripe’ gets us to relax, then what’s the problem?" — Compound Attendant, Employee ID# HS-119-187
Misuse of Medical Equipment:
Several staffers were found to be conducting authorized medical check-ups, recording or imaging surrogates, raising concerns that these materials are being used for personal gratification or unauthorized sale.
Surrogate Statement
"I noticed one of the nurses recording me... at first I thought it was a medical checkup but then he followed me into the showers. They’re not checking for my health—they’re keeping it for themselves. It’s disturbing. I don’t know who’s looking at me." — Surrogate S127-672-N, 25 days gestation with Quattuordecuplets (14)
Employee Statement
"Look, sometimes you see something interesting, and you want to study it later. These guys carry huge loads, and it’s fascinating from a medical perspective. I may have saved a few pictures, but it’s strictly professional… mostly. If some of the guys take a peek after hours, well, that’s their business." — Medical Technician, Employee ID# HS-127-087
III. Rising Moral Hesitations
Data collected from exit interviews indicate an alarming decline in ethical standards across multiple paternity compounds, with widespread reports of staff failing to uphold professional boundaries in their interactions with surrogates.
Despite the implementation of the Male Paternity Regulation and Evaluation Guide (MPREG), surrogates have expressed discomfort and frustration with these breaches, noting that staff often dismiss or minimize their concerns. Meanwhile, employees continue to rationalize their actions, citing the unique challenges of surrogate management as justification for their behavior. The increasing frequency of these incidents signals a systemic failure to enforce ethical training and disciplinary measures, necessitating immediate corrective action to restore professional integrity and safeguard surrogate welfare.
IV. Proposed Ethics Training Enhancements
To mitigate these issues and strengthen staff resilience against ethical drift, the following measures are proposed:
Mandatory Hands-Off Policy Enforcement with Physical Barriers
A revised "Look, Don't Touch" policy will be implemented to combat the persistent issue of unauthorized physical contact. Staff will also undergo regular "hand discipline" exercises, reinforcing professional restraint techniques.
Behavioral Detachment Conditioning Program
Employees will participate in an intensive desensitization curriculum to mitigate emotional attachments and unhealthy fixations. Daily affirmations such as “Submission, Not Compassion” and “Productivity Over Personal” will be recited to reinforce emotional neutrality.
Milking Procedure Automation Initiative
In response to the growing concern of excessive lactation engagement, compounds will explore the use of fully automated milking stations, eliminating the need for staff to intervene manually. Advanced monitoring tools will ensure accurate data collection without physical oversight. Employees lingering in lactation zones will face immediate reassignment to less surrogate-focused duties.
Conclusion
The proposed enhancements to the ETP, including stricter enforcement measures, behavioral conditioning, and technological interventions, aim to address these concerns through deterrence, accountability, and operational improvements.
By implementing a robust hands-off policy, reinforcing professional detachment through targeted training, and introducing automation to reduce unnecessary interaction, the DRC can work towards restoring ethical discipline within the workforce. Ultimately, the success of these measures will depend on leadership commitment, ongoing surveillance, and a willingness to adapt training strategies to the evolving challenges of surrogate management.
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To: Chief Operating Officer [REDACTED], Ethics & Compliance Command
From: Director [REDACTED]
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: RE: Comprehensive Review of the Ethics Training Program
While I acknowledge the concerns outlined in your report regarding ethical lapses, I must emphasize that operational productivity remains our primary focus. The reality is that our quotas are being met—exceeded, in fact—and that should be our key metric of success, not a handful of staff engaging in what I can only describe as “overenthusiastic” surrogate monitoring.
The bottom line is this: as long as the babies are born on schedule and our quotas are satisfied, I see no pressing need to disrupt compound operations with redundant policy enforcement and additional training.
Frankly, the incidents described—while colorful—reflect the unique demands of our workforce. Staff working closely with surrogates day in and day out are bound to find creative ways to “stay engaged,” and quite honestly, if a little belly rubbing keeps morale high and output consistent, I see no reason to intervene. After all, we're running a high-pressure operation, not a monastery.
I trust that my position on this matter is clear.
Continue monitoring for any gross misconduct that may threaten productivity, but let’s not get bogged down policing every lingering glance or overzealous stretch mark examination.
DRC, Administration & Management Office, Human Resources Division
To: DRC Claims Review Board
From: Employee ID [REDACTED]
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Rise in Compound Work Injury Claims
I. Claim Summary
Mr. [REDACTED] (Employee ID# HS-137-611), assigned to the Gestational Support Command, has submitted a claim for work-related injuries sustained during routine surrogate handling duties at Paternity Compound 137. The claim outlines physical injuries attributed to interactions with surrogates during a personal monitoring session, specifically citing muscular strain, joint stress, and abrasions incurred as part of the surrogate gratification procedures.
II. Incident Description
At 13:20 on [REDACTED], Employee HS-137-611 was assigned to conduct a physical engagement of Surrogate S137-614-P, who was at +19 days gestation with sexdecuplets (16). The surrogate’s condition was flagged as an unusually high degree of prenatal nymphomania, a behavioral side effect frequently observed in most surrogates. The evaluation was intended to reduce the surrogate’s discomfort and agitated mood to return to behavioral stability.
Upon initiation of the session, the surrogate began exhibiting heightened physical restlessness and compulsive behaviors consistent with gestational hormonal surges. Employee HS-137-611 attempted to follow established engagement protocols, which required direct physical insertion to stabilize the surrogate and manage their urges. However, the surrogate’s extreme abdominal size and mobility issues created an unpredictable environment, leading to a series of complications for the employee.
III. Details of Injuries Sustained
Lower Back Strain: The surrogate's advanced abdominal distension significantly limited the employee’s ability to maintain proper ergonomic positioning during the session, resulting in sustained stress on the lumbar region. The weight and movement of the surrogate’s abdomen further exacerbated this strain, especially during heightened activity.
Abrasion Injuries: The surrogate’s unexpected movements resulted in significant friction-related abrasions to the employee's arms and chest. Mr. [REDACTED] indicated that the surrogate’s movements were both unpredictable and forceful, making it difficult to avoid these injuries.
Joint Pain in Wrists and Knees: The employee reported experiencing joint pain in both wrists and knees due to the physical responsiveness to engagement, which required the employee to repeatedly shift positioning to maintain control and ensure safety during the session. These adjustments placed excessive pressure on weight-bearing joints, contributing to localized inflammation and discomfort.
IV. Contributing Factors
The surrogate’s unpredictable reactions have been cited as a significant factor in the injuries sustained due to more vigorous and prolonged activity than is typical during surrogate gratification procedures. Despite attempts to adhere to standard protocol, the surrogate’s heightened state rendered many of these measures insufficient, forcing the employee to rely on adaptive physical engagement techniques that increased the risk of injury.
V. Statements
Employee
"Look, I was just doing what the protocol said, but this preggo was on another level. He was completely out of control—so worked up I could barely keep up. I tried shifting around to get a better angle, but his sheer size made it impossible to keep my footing. I’m just saying, if these guys are gonna get this worked up, someone’s gotta think about the toll it’s taking on us."
Surrogate
"I don’t know what the big deal is. I just… I couldn’t help it, okay? These babies are all fighting for space in there, and I can feel them all the time—kicking, squirming—it’s too much! Is he complaining about his back?! I’m the one who’s gained 210 lbs in three weeks!"
VI. Medical Evaluation
Employee HS-137-611 was evaluated by the Paternity Compound 137 medical staff, who confirmed the following injuries:
Grade II lower back strain
Bilateral wrist tendonitis
Surface abrasions on the arms and chest
The employee has requested:
Paid medical leave for two weeks to recover from the injuries.
Additional training for handling surrogates exhibiting heightened hormonal behaviors.
Sedatives to be applied to high-risk surrogates to reduce the risk during compliance procedures.
Pending further investigation, the DRC Claims Review Board will determine the validity of Mr. [REDACTED] (Employee ID# HS-137-611) workman’s compensation claim. The board recognizes the physical demands placed on staff during surrogate engagements and will consider adjustments to safety protocols to prevent future incidents.
This case highlights the need for ongoing staff training and protective measures when interacting with surrogates in advanced gestation to ensure the safety of DRC employees.
VII. Overall Employee Injury Statistics
Late-stage surrogates with high multiples exhibit a combination of extreme physical changes and heightened hormonal states, which frequently result in unpredictable and physically demanding interactions for staff.
Injury Rates
Employees handling surrogates carrying +12 fetuses report injuries at a rate [REDACTED]% higher than those managing surrogates with fewer multiples.
The most common injuries include [REDACTED], muscular strain, abrasions, [REDACTED], and joint-related stress.
Severe injuries, such as fractures or nerve damage, account for [REDACTED]% of reported cases, often attributed to surrogate-related behavioral outbursts or sudden physical engagement.
High-Risk Gestational States
Surrogates at +10 days gestation show a significant increase in hormonal behaviors, including restlessness, compulsiveness, and enhanced physical responsiveness. These factors directly contribute to the likelihood of employee injuries.
The combination of extreme abdominal distension, weight gain, and prenatal hormonal surges creates a uniquely hazardous working environment for staff.
Behavioral Challenges
Surrogates carrying +12 fetuses are [REDACTED] as likely to exhibit heightened prenatal nymphomania, leading to increased physical demands on staff.
Conclusion
Without immediate intervention, the rising trend of injuries associated with surrogate management will continue to strain compound operations. The Gestational Support Command must prioritize the development of advanced handling protocols, expanded access to protective gear, and training programs tailored to high-multiple surrogates to safeguard employee well-being and maintain operational efficiency.
These statistics underscore the urgency of addressing the physical demands placed on staff in high-risk situations to reduce injury rates and ensure a sustainable working environment.
DRC, Prenatal Division, Gestational Support Division
To: Operations Oversight Committee
From: Dr. [REDACTED], Gestational Support Division, Head of Dermatology
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Increased Demand for Dermatological Supplies
Overview
The Dermatology Department has observed a significant increase in cases of nipple irritation and related dermatological complications associated with excessive lactation and weight gain among surrogates. This trend has created an acute demand for additional moisturizing lotions, ointments, and specialized care supplies, which our department currently lacks the funds or infrastructure to provide.
I. Key Observations:
Excessive Lactation
Surrogates carrying large multiples exhibit abnormally high milk production starting in mid to late-term gestation (15-20 days). This leads to skin overhydration, irritation, and cracking of the nipple and surrounding areolar tissue.
Nipple Irritation
Constant leakage causes persistent dampness, fostering irritation and increasing susceptibility to [REDACTED].
Friction from improperly fitted paternity garments exacerbates the problem, causing rawness in extreme cases.
Complications
Reports of dermatitis have risen by 37% over the past quarter, requiring additional intervention.
II. Lactation Volume Trends
Generally, surrogates at +15 days gestation can lactate up to 1 gallon or more of milk daily. This necessitates additional accommodations for milking and storage capabilities. The substantial output directly results from enhanced hormonal protocols, multi-fetal pregnancies, and specialized dietary regimens designed to maximize pre-natal milk supply.
"I wake up drenched, and the fabric sticks to me. My chest is so heavy it’s pulling my shoulders forward, and it feels like my back is going to snap. My pecs are always sore, and the creams don’t do much. It’s not funny when you can’t sleep because it feels like your chest is wetting itself." - Surrogate S136-645-L, 27 days gestation with dodecuplets (12)
Due to the extraordinary lactation demands, the average pectoral size for surrogates has risen to K or larger. This unprecedented increase in breast size presents unique challenges:
Physical Strain: The weight of milk-filled pectorals, combined with the already substantial physical burden of multi-fetal pregnancies, significantly increases strain on the back, shoulders, and chest.
Clothing Requirements: Standard paternity garments cannot support surrogates with such large pectoral sizes. Custom-fitted or medical-grade support is necessary to reduce discomfort and prevent long-term musculoskeletal issues.
Dermatological Concerns: The enlarged size and volume contribute to persistent skin irritation, chafing, and [REDACTED]. Prolonged dampness from lactation leakage exacerbates these conditions, emphasizing the need for high-quality emollients, breathable fabrics, and anti-[REDACTED] treatments.
III. Stretch Mark Management
The extreme abdominal growth observed in surrogates has resulted in widespread reports of severe stretch marks accompanied by skin tearing and irritation. The epidermis’s inability to maintain elasticity under such extreme strain has led to:
Deep dermal tears across the abdomen and sides, causing discomfort and risk of infection.
Skin discoloration and prolonged inflammation complications have led to [REDACTED].
"The stretch marks are everywhere — they itch like crazy. My belly is so big it rubs against my legs so badly when I walk. I’ve been using diaper cream because that’s all they have, and even that’s running out. It’s humiliating to ask for more!" - Surrogate S112-529-P, 30 days gestation with sexdecuplets (16)
Recommendations:
Increase inventory of stretch mark creams containing high-grade hyaluronic acid and retinol to improve skin elasticity and promote healing.
Provide surrogates with access to medical-grade silicone sheets for scar prevention.
Weight Gain and Related Complications
The rapid weight gain associated with multi-fetal pregnancies has also resulted in significant dermatological challenges in the buttocks and upper thigh areas. Reports of chafing, redness, and [REDACTED] have increased as surrogates struggle to manage:
Localized inflammation due to friction from excess weight.
Moisture buildup leads to skin irritation, particularly in the thighs and lower back creases.
"The swelling, the stretching, the leaking — it never ends. My pecs are so big they hit my belly like doorbell knockers whenever I walk. My nipples are basically faucets from the constant milk flow." - Surrogate S126-773-O, 28 days gestation with quindecuplets (15)
IV. Resource Needs
To address these challenges and maintain operational efficiency, the Dermatology Department formally requests the following:
Increased Lotion Supply
The current inventory of emollients and specialized nipple creams, including higher volumes of lanolin-based creams, breathable clothing, and anti-[REDACTED] treatments.
Provide high quantities of zinc oxide-based diaper creams to prevent and treat skin irritation caused by chafing and moisture.
Enhanced Clothing Options
Access to soft, breathable paternity garments designed to minimize friction and wick moisture is urgently needed. Custom-fitted support designed for surrogates with K-pectoral sizes or larger.
Additional Staff Support
More trained dermatological aides are required to handle the increasing caseload effectively.
Regularly monitoring surrogate health to preempt complications arising from excessive milk production and epidermal strain.
V. Impact on Compound Operations
Failure to address these dermatological issues promptly risks:
Reduced surrogate comfort, leading to lower compliance and increased resistance.
Escalated medical costs due to untreated infections and complications.
Conclusion
The Dermatology Department strongly advises immediate approval of the requested resources to mitigate these challenges and ensure the continued efficiency of the compound’s operations. Please prioritize the allocation of additional lotions, creams, and suitable clothing options for surrogates experiencing these conditions.
Report Prepared by Dr. [REDACTED], Gestational Support Division, Head of Dermatology
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To: Head of Dermatology, Dr. [REDACTED]
From: Director [REDACTED]
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: RE: Increased Demand for Dermatological Supplies
Following your memorandum's review, I approve the request for the increased lotion supply and additional staff support to manage the complications among surrogates.
However, the request for enhanced clothing options is denied at this time. While clothing-related discomfort is acknowledged, allocating resources to garments over medical supplies is not justifiable under current conditions. Prioritizing lotion supplies and preventative care will address most dermatological concerns without incurring unnecessary costs. Surrogates will continue wearing standard paternity garments or nothing at all (for late-term surrogates), and this decision will be reassessed during the next yearly review if issues persist.
Moving forward, while their discomfort is noted, surrogates are to remain functional assets. I expect your team to focus on preventative care and rapid treatment protocols to maintain compliance and meet compound objectives.
DRC, Insemination Operations Command, Mobile Operations Unit
Date: [REDACTED]
To: Minister [REDACTED], Ministry of State Security
From: Administrator [REDACTED], Mobile Operations Unit
Subject: Cost of Conscripting Youth in Rural Communities
[REDACTED] (Arkansas, FEMA Zone 6) is an outlier for a small rural community with a population of [REDACTED] and a long history in the lumber industry. Of particular note, [REDACTED]% of the 18-25-year-old population has tested positive for high fertility markers and subsequently been conscripted as surrogates. The DRC Planning & Evaluation Office has been monitoring the situation as a case study of the economic impact of forced surrogacy conscription.
Mobile Paternity Units (MPU)
The newly deployed Mobile Paternity Units (MPUs) accelerate conscription rates by conducting field-based surrogate insemination protocols. The MPUs are fully equipped mobile hubs designed to identify, secure, and inseminate fertile surrogates in regions lacking the infrastructure or security to establish permanent paternity compounds.
Currently there are [REDACTED] MPUs in commission, operating in circular routes- - - - -
The rural disruption program continues to be a success thanks to the deployment of the MPUs, which have been incredibly effective at deliberate societal destabilization.
As mentioned in last quarter's deployment report, in addition to the direct impact of mass insemination, MPUs employ covert biochemical measures to destabilize social order further. By introducing a cocktail of hormones and aphrodisiacs into the water supply, the MPUs incite heightened states of lust, confusion, and distraction among the population.
Among surrogates, this amplifies the effects of prenatal nymphomania, who, driven by uncontrollable desires, contribute to a pervasive atmosphere of hedonism and chaos. It also magnifies the feelings, thoughts, attractions, and behaviors of the non-surrogate members of the community, who participate in the physical activities with almost primal intensity.
The relentless pursuit of physical gratification prevents the community from focusing on its deteriorating condition, eroding familial bonds, productivity, and any sense of collective purpose. The combination of mass pregnancy, chemical manipulation, and social disarray leaves these towns paralyzed while serving the DRC’s objectives of surrogate acquisition and societal control.
By the time the vast majority of surrogates give birth and the MPUs return to collect the resultant offspring, the workforce is effectively crippled and vulnerable to collapse. Their ability to organize, resist, or rebel against external control diminishes, dependent on external support, unable to mount any meaningful opposition.
The cumulative consequences are both immediate and long-term, unraveling the town’s economic stability, social cohesion, and cultural identity.
I. Labor Market Collapse
As their pregnancies advance, these surrogates are unable to contribute meaningfully to the workforce. Compounding this crisis, the introduction of aphrodisiacs to the water supply inflames the atmosphere of widespread indulgence and physical fixation, leaving critical sectors paralyzed:
Agriculture: Fields go untended as the remaining workforce is too distracted or physically compromised to perform essential tasks.
Retail & Services: Shops and local businesses experience severe staff shortages, with employees increasingly abandoning their posts in favor of personal distractions. Productivity is reduced, and many businesses shut permanently.
Construction & Infrastructure: Public services (water supply, power, policing) are abandoned as skilled laborers become unavailable or uninterested.
This mass disengagement leads to a cascading failure across the economy. The distraction and incapacitation ensures that productivity never recovers.
“It’s like everything just… fell apart overnight. Most of the boys are now carrying these enormous pregnancies, some with 10, 12, or even 16 babies. They’re so big they can barely move, let alone work. My nephew is bedridden, his stomach so swollen and stretched it looks like he’ll burst. Businesses are shutting down left and right. The diner is now it’s closed because the staff is too preoccupied, too exhausted or too pregnant to keep things running.” - Victor Hayes, Charlevoix, Michigan, FEMA Zone 5
II. Population & Social Erosion
The breakdown of social order is exacerbated by prenatal nymphomania. This heightened state of physical fixation pervades the community, undermining traditional values and civic responsibilities:
Educational Decline: Schools lose both students and teachers as attendance drops. Classrooms empty out, and extracurricular programs vanish as the youth prioritize physical distractions over learning and participation.
Community Disintegration: Social events, youth programs, and local traditions deteriorate. The focus shifts away from community-building activities as families experience fragmentation and isolation as personal indulgence takes precedence over collective well-being.
The resulting social decay ensures that the community’s structure collapses from within, leaving it vulnerable and dependent.
“It’s like the entire town has lost its mind. My little brother is one of the surrogates. He’s just 19, and carrying 14 babies. He can barely move now, his belly is so massive and tight with those babies. And it’s not just him — every boy his age is the same. The weirdest part is they used to fight this, but now they seem so into it. And the rest of us? It’s like we’re all under a spell. Nobody wants to work, go to school, or even talk about what’s happening. Everyone’s just chasing some kind of high, day in and day out. There’s no sense of responsibility, no one to keep things running.” - Collin Tanner, Owensboro, Kentucky, FEMA Zone 4
III. Economic Ripple Effects
The economic consequences of the MPU deployment extend beyond immediate labor shortages. As the population becomes consumed by the chemically-inflamed environment, traditional economic functions disintegrate:
Real Estate Market Collapse: The prospect of family life and economic stability vanishes. Young adults are physically incapacitated or disinterested in establishing households or familial units.
Healthcare Strain: The need for prenatal care among the surrogates overwhelms local clinics. Meanwhile, rising cases of substance abuse and physical exhaustion further strain the system. Access to local healthcare diminishes, and locals become dependent on DRC resources.
This economic freefall ensures that recovery becomes unattainable, plunging towns into long-term decline.
“I’m 21, and I’m carrying 15 babies right now. My belly is so huge and heavy, I can barely get out through the front door. I used to work at the hardware store, and I was saving up to get my own place. But that dream’s gone now. Everyone my age is pregnant or taking care of someone who is. I’m too big and too tired to care. We’re all trapped in these enormous pregnancies, and there’s no help coming.” - S???-994-O, Andersonville, Georgia, FEMA Zone 4
IV. Collapse of Social Norms
These combinations contribute to a disintegration of social and familial distinctions, fostering an environment where traditional lines of propriety become increasingly obscured:
Dissolution of Familial Roles: As surrogates’ pregnancies advance and the community’s pervasive fixation on physical indulgence, interactions begin to appear that defy established familial roles. Young surrogates, often confined to their homes due to the extreme size of their pregnancies become focal points of attention in ways that undermine traditional respect and relational boundaries.
Loss of Interpersonal Distinctions: The community’s collective fixation results in behaviors and dynamics that would otherwise be constrained by societal norms. Familiarity within and outside households devolves into ambiguous interactions influenced by heightened compulsions.
The cumulative effect of these blurred boundaries ensures traditional norms are rendered obsolete, leaving the community adrift in a state of chaotic permissiveness.
“It’s hard to explain how things got this way. My cousin is one of the surrogates. He’s only 19, and his belly is just… massive... swollen beyond anything you’d think possible. He’s carrying 14 babies, and the sheer size of it, how tight and stretched his skin is... There’s something about seeing him like that — so heavy, so full — that just draws you in. Now, when I see my cousin leaning back against the couch, his huge belly dominating his frame, moaning as the babies kick and move inside him, I can’t stop myself from feeling drawn in. His body his so full and stretched... it’s mesmerizing.” - Derek Knight, Fulton, Illinois, FEMA Zone 5
V. Long-Term Consequences
The deployment of MPUs and the ensuing mass insemination drive the town into an inescapable cycle of decline:
Economic Decay: With the majority of the workforce incapacitated, businesses fail, infrastructure deteriorates, and investment ceases. The community becomes a “ghost town,” marked by derelict buildings and economic stagnation.
Dependency on External Aid: As self-sufficiency erodes, the town becomes reliant on DRC support. Demoralization set in, deepening the dependency cycle.
Loss of Cultural Identity: Traditions and community legacies fade as the surrogates’ incapacitation prevents participation in cultural life, collective heritage disintegrates into chaotic, aimless distraction.
“It’s like everything that held us together just fell apart. Both my brothers were turned into two swollen balls of babies by the end. Everyone their age was knocked up, fattened, and taken. The whole town looks like it’s been abandoned, a bunch of ghostly reminders of what used to be. We barely survive on government aid, but even that feels like a band-aid on a wound too big to heal. The town feels hollow.” - Jackson Bender, Northampton, Massachusetts, FEMA Zone 1
Conclusion
The deployment of MPUs and the ensuing biochemical manipulation devastate rural communities. The combined impact of enforced surrogacy, incapacitation, and chemically-induced distraction ensures that these towns collapse economically, socially, and culturally.
DRC, Facility Operations Command, Supply & Procurement Unit
Date: [REDACTED]
From: Administrator [REDACTED], Supply & Procurement Unit
To: Director [REDACTED]
Subject: Surrogate Clothing Policy Review
Objective
The matter of clothing surrogates during their conscription and gestation periods has been a persistent challenge within DRC paternity compounds. As pregnancy progression leads to rapid and extreme physical growth, the feasibility of maintaining suitable attire diminishes exponentially.
While the dignity of surrogates is to be considered, the logistical and financial realities of clothing surrogates in the later stages of high-multiparity pregnancies render the task borderline comedic—albeit with profound implications for resource efficiency.
I. Fabric Failure Timeline
Phase 1: Early Gestation (Days 1–12)
At the outset of their conscription, surrogates are issued standard-issue elastic garments designed to accommodate the initial stages of gestation. These garments typically include loose-fitting t-shirts and “pajama pants” with elastic waistbands. At this stage, clothing is meant to give the surrogates a sense their dignity is being maintained during the initial intake process.
Even the largest or stretchable garments begin to falter within the first week. Surrogates who have been inseminated with high-yield pregnancies (+10 fetuses) find that even the most generous clothing gives up the fight during routine activities such as bending over, eating, or sleeping.
By days 7-10, the garments often devolve into little more than fabric relics clinging to bodies that have far outgrown them. Meal times, in particular, become prime opportunities for “wardrobe malfunctions,” as surrogates’ bellies swell rapidly due to their high-calorie intakes, causing already-strained seams to split dramatically.
“They gave me these stretchy pants and said they’d ‘grow with me.’ By day 8, they were so tight I thought I’d lose circulation. When I bent down to grab my tray, the waistband snapped like a rubber band! Then, they refused to replace them. Now I'm just laying in my underwear and they'll probably be split open by tomorrow!” - Surrogate S110-391-L
Phase 2: Mid-Gestation (Days 13–21)
By mid-gestation, the struggle to maintain full clothing coverage shifts from a practical challenge to a near-comedic farce. Most surrogates have long since outgrown their standard-issue attire. Garments leave more of the surrogates’ burgeoning midsections exposed than concealed, and the illusion of modesty is gone.
Some compounds (in more conservative areas of the country) have experimented with adaptive solutions to this widespread wardrobe malfunction. One such attempt is the introduction of “belly bands”—elastic fabric panels intended to stretch indefinitely over the surrogates’ growing girth.
Despite these creative adaptations, the reality of mid-gestation growth often leaves surrogates in a state of partial or, in many cases, near-total undress. More liberal compound administrators frequently abandon the notion of full-body clothing altogether, opting for what is euphemistically termed “strategic coverage.” This often translates to simple cloth wraps positioned to cover just enough to preserve a hint of dignity while accepting that the bulk of the body, almost always the belly, remains bare. Staff members focus instead on ensuring that surrogates are comfortable and leave the notion of modesty as a casualty of practicality.
“They called it ‘strategic coverage.’ I call it an XXXL jock strap! I looked like a parade float in a handkerchief. And it didn't even last a whole day. Halfway to the bathroom, it snapped off completely. I waddled back, belly swaying, pretending I didn’t care.” - Surrogate S121-188-R
Phase 3: Late Gestation (Days 22–35)
During late gestation, clothing becomes pure futility. The surrogates’ bodies, now stretched to astonishing proportions, have outgrown even the most generously designed custom garments. At this point, the idea of “dressing” a surrogate is akin to wrapping a skyscraper with a handkerchief: an exercise in wishful thinking.
As a last resort, many surrogates abandon conventional garments entirely and instead rely on oversized blankets or loose sheets for modesty. While providing temporary relief from exposure, these coverings are inadequate for long-term wear. The sheer girth of their bodies causes blankets to slip off constantly, unable to maintain their position on a surface that is more curved than plane. Mobility challenges further complicate things; even a minor adjustment or shift in position can send a carefully arranged blanket sliding to the floor, again exposing the surrogate.
Ultimately, most surrogates resign themselves to their condition, accepting that complete coverage is a battle they cannot win. Staff have grown accustomed to the sight of surrogates in full undress.
“I tried to laugh when the nurse handed me a blanket for modesty. Then I realized she was serious. A blanket? I’m carrying sexdecuplets here! My belly is the size of a beanbag chair. Every time I tried to move, it slid off like butter on a hot pan.” — Surrogate S137-410-P
II. Operational Costs
The financial and logistical burden of maintaining surrogate clothing throughout gestation is untenable.
Initial Garment Issuance: [REDACTED]
Garment Replacements: [REDACTED]
Fabric & Material Losses: [REDACTED]
Tailoring & Repairs: [REDACTED]
Administrative Costs: [REDACTED]
The data supports transitioning to the “Bare Necessity Protocol”: issuing clothing only during intake and early gestation but providing no specialty clothing once they outgrow the linens.
This change could reduce clothing expenditures by up to 80% per year, reallocating resources more efficiently while acknowledging the practical limits of fabric in the face of extreme growth.
III. Morale Implications & Solutions
Transitioning to the Bare Necessity Protocol—eliminating clothing beyond early gestation—poses clear challenges to surrogate morale. The rapid loss of modesty and the unavoidable exposure associated with high-multiparity pregnancies can lead to feelings of humiliation, vulnerability, and resentment. Surrogates often arrive at compounds already apprehensive about their conscription, and the progressive erosion of their dignity through clothing failures can exacerbate stress, anxiety, and resistance.
However, compounds can mitigate these psychological and emotional impacts through strategic dietary adjustments. By incorporating appetite enhancers, sedatives, and aphrodisiacs into daily meal plans, surrogates can be effectively distracted from their physical state.
Enhanced hunger drives ensure surrogates remain preoccupied with consuming high-calorie meals, creating constant and ravenous appetites. In addition, the inclusion of aphrodisiacs harnesses prenatal nymphomania by redirecting surrogate attention toward physical pleasure rather than personal discomfort or embarrassment. Sedatives complement this approach by promoting longer sleep cycles and maintaining docility during waking hours.
Surrogates under this regimen experience reduced awareness of their exposed state and are less likely to engage in disruptive behavior.
IV. Conclusion
The fabric is consistently losing in the battle of fabric versus fetal growth. While the dignity of surrogates remains important, realistic expectations must be set. Sometimes, the most practical—and perhaps the kindest—option is to acknowledge the limits of cloth and simply let surrogates grow, unencumbered and gloriously uncovered.
Report submitted by: Administrator [REDACTED], Supply & Procurement Unit
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From: Director [REDACTED]
To: Administrator [REDACTED], Supply & Procurement Unit
Subject: Surrogate Clothing Policy Review
After reviewing the comprehensive analysis of surrogate clothing policies, it is clear that continuing efforts to maintain full clothing coverage are impractical and financially wasteful.
I hereby approve the Bare Necessity Protocol for immediate implementation across all compounds. In conjunction with this policy shift, I also approve the proposed strategic dietary adjustments.
To assess the real-world effectiveness of these protocols, I will be scheduling a personal visit to Paternity Compound 134 on [REDACTED]. Given that this facility currently hosts a higher number of late-term surrogates, it presents an ideal environment to observe the implementation of the Bare Necessity Protocol and dietary adjustments firsthand.
I expect full cooperation from compound staff and a detailed itinerary for my visit to be prepared within the week.
Let us ensure that every decision reflects our commitment to efficiency, compliance, and the ongoing success of our population sustainability initiatives.
From: Assistant Director [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division
To: Director [REDACTED]
Subject: Operation Overdue
Background
Paternity Compound 110 exceeded maximum capacity due to an influx of high-multiparity surrogates and operational delays due to the ongoing [REDACTED] in the Philadelphia metropolitan area. Overcrowding led to strained medical staff and diminished care standards.
Operation Overdue was launched to mitigate these risks. It was a cross-country air transport initiative intended to distribute surrogates to Paternity Compound 133 in Portland, far below occupancy capacity. This initiative required covert execution to avoid public attention and ensure all surrogates reached their destination intact.
Paternity Compound 110 (Philadelphia)
Paternity Compound 110 is an aging and overcrowded facility located in a repurposed commercial structure in Philadelphia. Designed to house a maximum of [REDACTED] surrogates, it currently holds over [REDACTED] (20% over capacity), leading to severe resource strain and cramped conditions. Despite its deteriorating infrastructure, the compound remains operational due to its proximity to a high-fertility urban population, ensuring a steady influx of conscripts.
Paternity Compound 133 (Portland)
Paternity Compound 133 is a modern, state-of-the-art facility in a remote area outside Portland. It is designed to accommodate up to 1,000 surrogates and boasts cutting-edge medical technology and advanced monitoring systems. However, its location in a region with a lower urban population has led to concerns about underutilization, with only a sporadic influx of conscripts to fill its capacity.
Transport Details
Stage 1: Ground Transfer
Surrogates were loaded into climate-controlled transport vehicles with hydraulic lifts to accommodate limited mobility.
Vehicles were disguised as commercial cargo containers to minimize civilian interference.
Stage 2: Cross-Country Airlift
[REDACTED] cargo planes were requisitioned from [REDACTED] for the operation. Each aircraft was retrofitted with cushioned flat beds, oxygen units, and onboard medical stations.
Medical personnel monitored surrogates for complications, administering sedatives to those exhibiting distress or restlessness.
“Flying cargo is one thing. Flying this cargo? Another beast entirely. I could hear the medical staff scrambling in the back every time we hit turbulence. It wasn’t until we touched down that I realized how close we came to disaster.” - [REDACTED], Pilot
Stage 3: Arrival & Integration at Compound 133
Surrogates were offloaded and delivered to their assigned wards, where medical personnel assessed their condition.
Immediate hormonal stabilizers were administered to counteract the physical strain caused by altitude changes and prolonged immobility.
Mobility & Transport Constraints
Issue
Many surrogates, especially those late term (+25 days), were unable to walk or sit upright due to the size and weight of their pregnancies. The average weight of surrogates and supporting equipment was over [REDACTED] lbs, +300 lbs average surrogate weight, 489 lbs max weight transported.
Solution
Specialized equipment, such as reinforced stretchers, forklifts for heavier surrogates, and bariatric wheelchairs, was employed to move surrogates from Compound 110 onto the planes. Stretchers were secured in a palletized format inside the aircraft to maximize space.
“The forklift crew had a hell of a time loading the bigger ones. You’d think they were moving industrial machinery, not people. One was so massive they had to be rolled onto the stretcher like a beached whale. It wasn’t pretty.” - Anonymous Ground Technician
Issue
While the standard [REDACTED]-type plane has a cargo capacity of approximately [REDACTED] lbs and an internal volume of [REDACTED] cubic feet, the vehicles needed retrofitting to accommodate the unique needs of heavily pregnant surrogates. This included safety measures for turbulence and environmental controls to maintain appropriate temperature and pressure levels.
Solution
The [REDACTED]-class plane could transport [REDACTED] surrogates per flight with DRC modifications.
Planes were equipped with mobile dividers so that if surrogates suffered complications, they could be rapidly isolated from view for treatment or birth. Climate control systems were enhanced to maintain a stable environment and portable restroom facilities were added for staff use (surrogates were catheterized to avoid the need for movement).
“They told me this was for my own good, but I can barely breathe in here. Every bump in the air made it feel like my belly was going to burst. I just want this to end—I don’t care where we’re going.” - Surrogate S110-523-Q
Key Incidents
Mid-Transport Medical Emergency
During the flight, Surrogate S110-399-Q, pregnant with septendecuplets (17), began exhibiting severe respiratory distress. Initial symptoms included difficulty breathing, chest tightness, and visible [REDACTED]. Onboard medical personnel swiftly administered oxygen and sedatives to stabilize, but within minutes, signs of early labor emerged, prompting the emergency medical team to prepare for an in-flight delivery.
The medical team worked tirelessly to assist the surrogate as he delivered all 17 fetuses before arrival in Portland. Each newborn was immediately evaluated for viability and determined to be stable. As expected, the surrogate's vital signs rapidly declined following the final birth, and he succumbed to [REDACTED] failure.
"I’ve never seen anyone that big in my life. I couldn’t stop staring. His belly was so massive it looked like it was about to split open. When he started struggling to breathe, the medical staff was all over him, but the sounds he made… it was like he was suffocating under his own weight..." - Surrogate S110-403-I, Observed Situation
Public Visibility Concerns
Several bystanders filmed the convoy and uploaded clips online during the ground transfer stage. DRC Cyber Security immediately intervened, scrubbing social media platforms and issuing cease-and-desist orders to content creators.
Surrogate Stuck in Chair
One surrogate, pregnant with octodecuplets (18), experienced significant growth during the flight, reportedly due to hormonal surges and fluid retention. Upon landing, the crew discovered that the surrogate had become physically wedged in his reinforced seat due to his expanded abdomen and swollen extremities. Extraction required the partial disassembly of the seat and the use of specialized equipment to free him.
“I wasn’t even surprised anymore. His belly was literally spilling over the armrests. That’s when you realize these missions aren’t just logistical—they’re borderline impossible.” - Anonymous Transport Specialist
Behavioral Issues
Three surrogates attempted to resist boarding at Paternity Compound 110, citing fears about the unknown destination and poor treatment. They were sedated on-site and securely transported.
Post-Operation Notes
Total Surrogates Transported: [REDACTED]
Surrogates Expired En Route: [REDACTED]
Fetuses Delivered During Operation: [REDACTED]
While operational challenges were anticipated, the results align with DRC efficiency standards. The use of modified cargo planes and specialized medical protocols ensured the safe delivery of most surrogates despite several complications during transit.
Additional safeguards are required to manage the physical strain of long-term pregnancy during extended transport. Enhancing hormonal regulation pre-flight may mitigate extreme growth events.
Stronger sedation measures, particularly during boarding, will reduce incidents of resistance and streamline pre-departure logistics.
Transport plans must minimize exposure to the public. Future operations should prioritize routes and timing to limit interaction with civilian populations.
Conclusion
Operation Overdue underscores the complexities of large-scale surrogate relocation efforts and demonstrates the DRC’s capacity to execute such operations precisely and adaptively. Lessons learned during this mission will inform future strategies, ensuring the continued success of critical population sustainability initiatives.
Subject: Community Re-Education Efforts in Rural Tennessee
Location: Church of the Immaculate Conception, [REDACTED], Tennessee
Objective Statement
This transcript, sourced from Reverend [REDACTED]’s recent sermon at the Church of the Immaculate Conception in [REDACTED], Tennessee, highlights our ongoing efforts to align religious communities with national surrogacy objectives. Given this region's exceedingly low socio-economic and educational prospects, messaging must be tailored to emphasize divine purpose and moral duty, ensuring surrogacy compliance through faith-based narratives.
The Reverend’s inclusion of visibly pregnant surrogates and theological framing of their sacrifice was effective in capturing attention. However, his unscripted interaction with Surrogate S142-317-K revealed the risks of granting surrogates a platform to express personal dissent, even in a controlled environment. Future engagements must avoid such pitfalls to maintain community trust and focus.
Action Items
Develop stricter scripting guidelines for public appearances involving surrogates.
Evaluate congregation reactions and adjust messaging to address residual discomfort.
Monitor flagged individuals for dissent and determine appropriate countermeasures.
Community Description
Nestled in a rural expanse of [REDACTED], Tennessee, this community reflects the hallmarks of low socioeconomic status and deeply ingrained religious traditions. Most residents are employed in small-scale agriculture, local manufacturing, or service-sector jobs, with limited post-secondary education and social mobility. The population skews towards large families due to cultural and religious norms. Religious affiliation is nearly universal, with the church serving as a central hub for social interaction, moral guidance, and community decision-making. Despite economic hardship, the community demonstrates resilience and a firm adherence to conservative, faith-based values.
Transcript Submission
Congregation Description
The congregation at the Church of the Immaculate Conception consists predominantly of working-class families, retirees, and local farmers.
Opening Hymn: “Great is Thy Faithfulness”
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Brothers in faith, we gather here today in the spirit of sacrifice, in the spirit of service, and in the spirit of salvation. For the Lord Himself said, ‘Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth.’ And so we find ourselves in a time of testing, a time when the Lord calls upon us to serve not just with our hearts, but with our very bodies."
"Today, I am blessed to share this sacred space with two of our surrogates, young men chosen by God for a divine mission. These brave souls are bearing the weight—quite literally—of our nation’s future. Let us welcome them as they sit among us, shining examples of what it means to live according to His will."
Congregation turns to see two surrogates seated at the front of the sanctuary. Both are visibly near full-term.
Surrogate S142-317-K
18 years old, former high school athlete from the immediate community, pregnant with hendecuplets (11). Surrogate was selected for his quiet and submissive demeanor.
Surrogate S142-225-L
20 years old, family members from an associated rural farming community and is currently pregnant with dodecuplets (12). Surrogate was selected for his stoic and resigned demeanor. Condition is very advanced, and movements are limited to assisted mobility only.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Now, some of you have questioned the changes in our congregation, the ways in which we have been asked to adapt, to welcome this previously unfathomable mission. But let me remind you: God works in mysterious ways. His plan is not always clear to us, but it is always righteous. Today, we are called to embrace a new chapter in our walk with Him—a chapter of extraordinary giving."
Congregation murmurs softly.
S142-225-L, struggling with his bulk, shifts uncomfortably in his chair.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"For as the Good Book says in John 15:13, ‘Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.’ And what greater love can there be than these surrogates, who are laying down their strength, their comfort, and yes, even their very lives, to bring forth the next generation? These young men are not merely surrogates—they are chosen vessels of divine purpose."
A few hesitant amens from the congregation.
S142-317-K wipes away a tear, while S142-225-L stares blankly ahead.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"I know some of you are struggling with this new reality. Perhaps you have seen your sons, your brothers, or even your neighbors brought into this new calling. Perhaps you have wrestled with anger, confusion, or despair. But I tell you, do not grieve! Do not resist! For as Paul reminds us in Romans 12:1, ‘Present your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God, which is your spiritual worship.’ These sacrifices are not in vain—they are the foundation upon which our future is built."
"Let me share a story. Last week, I visited the gestational ward at Paternity Compound 132. I met one of the young men seated here with us today. He told me, ‘Pastor, I don’t know why God chose me for this, but I trust Him. I trust that He has a plan.’ That, my friends, is faith. That is courage. That is the spirit of true service."
Note: No interaction beyond observations through the sound-proofed glass was allowed when Reverend [REDACTED] visited Paternity Compound 132. The surrogate in question he references appears to be fabricated for the purpose of the sermon.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"These young men are heroes. And heroes don’t always look the way we expect them to. They don’t wear capes. Sometimes, they wear hospital gowns. Sometimes, they lay in beds, swollen with life, praying that their sacrifice will make a difference. That their pain will pave the way for a brighter tomorrow."
The congregation grows quiet, many appearing uneasy.
S142-317-K exhales deeply, his hands resting on the vast curve of his abdomen. S142-225-L does not display any emotive response.
Reverend [REDACTED]:
"We, too, must do our part. We must support them. Pray for them. Celebrate their courage and remind ourselves that this is God’s will made manifest. If you are called to give a son, give him with faith. If you are called to serve as a surrogate, serve with pride. And if you are called to bear witness, do so with humility and gratitude."
Reverend [REDACTED] continues to proselytize for another 23.7 minutes. The congregation appears to be losing focus, but attention is regained when the Reverend begins "interviewing" surrogate S142-317-K.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Good afternoon, son. What an honor it is to have you here with us today. The congregation is inspired by your courage and sacrifice. Now, tell me—how does it feel to be chosen for such a divine purpose?"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"Pastor, I—"
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Ah, I can imagine it’s overwhelming at first! To know you’ve been selected to carry not just life, but hope, for an entire nation. That’s a weight most young men will never understand. Truly, the Lord works through you miraculously, doesn’t He?"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"I mean, I guess, but—"
Reverend [REDACTED]
"That’s right, that’s right. And think of the joy you’re bringing to so many families who have prayed for children but could not have them. Every kick you feel, every movement within you, is a testament to God’s plan. Don’t you agree?"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"I don’t know if I’d call it joy, Pastor. It’s actually—"
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Oh, I understand! It’s humbling, isn’t it? To feel the enormity of your task. But let me remind you, son, humility is a virtue. Philippians 2:3 says, ‘Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.’ That’s exactly what you’re doing!"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"But it’s not what I—"
Reverend [REDACTED]
"You see, the Lord guides us even when we don’t understand His methods. I’m sure, at first, you might have had doubts or fears—that’s only natural. But look at you now! A shining example of faith and resilience. How proud your parents must be to see you serving this way!"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"My parents didn’t give me a choice! They signed me up—"
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Ah, yes, choice. Sometimes, the greatest choices are made for us, aren’t they? Just as Abraham was called to sacrifice Isaac, not every calling is one we’d choose for ourselves. But, son, you’ve risen to the occasion. Surely, you can see the greater purpose in all this?"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"Pastor, with all due respect, I’m in constant pain. I can barely—"
Surrogate S142-225-L begins to display visible physical discomfort.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Pain! Yes, yes, the pain of sacrifice. The pain of labor. The pain of the cross. None of us can achieve greatness without hardship, my boy. Jesus Himself bore the weight of the world’s sins—just as you bear the weight of these precious lives. What a beautiful parallel, don’t you think?"
Surrogate S142-317-K
"I just want this to end. I can’t—"
S142-225-L groaned audibly, his hands clutching his abdomen as multiple fetuses shifted within. The pronounced movement of his belly draws gasps and murmurs from the congregation.
Several attendees appeared visibly distressed, with one man crossing himself repeatedly.
Reverend [REDACTED] momentarily paused, offering a solemn nod in acknowledgment before continuing his dialogue with S142-317-K.
The incident visibly heightened the unease in the room.
Reverend [REDACTED]
"In God’s time, all things come to their conclusion. For now, focus on the gift you are giving. Focus on the good you are doing for countless others. And remember, ‘Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial.’ That’s James 1:12, by the way."
Surrogate S142-317-K
(quietly) "What the actual fuck?"
Closing Hymn: “Onward, Christian Soldiers”
Reverend [REDACTED]
"Heavenly Father, we thank You for the blessings You have bestowed upon us, for the surrogates who carry the burden of life, and for the wisdom of those who guide this blessing. We ask that You give strength to those who serve, comfort to those who grieve, and faith to those who doubt. In Your holy name, we pray. Amen."
"You, my boy, are an instrument of His will. And there is no higher calling than that."
Post-Sermon Observations
Surrogate S142-317-K appeared visibly distressed and unresponsive for the remainder of the service.
S142-225-L returns to staring blankly ahead, though now massaging his belly.
Reverend [REDACTED] has been instructed to avoid conducting unscripted conversations with surrogates in future appearances.
Addendum (Confidential)
Following the service, S142-317-K fainted while being escorted out, likely due to the extreme strain of late-term pregnancy. Medical staff intervened promptly, though the surrogate later went into labor, birthed, and expired in the compound the following morning.
S142-225-L also continued gestating for 5 days (34 days total) before entering labor, birthing, and expiring.
No overt objections were publicly declared.
Reverend [REDACTED] has been instructed to continue incorporating surrogates into his sermons to normalize their role within the community.
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DRC agents noted mixed reactions among the congregation, ranging from quiet acceptance to visible discomfort. Several individuals were overheard expressing objections to the surrogates and their presence. Operatives have flagged them for further observation and, if necessary, detainment.
This document provides a detailed overview of the surrogate processing workflow employed at Paternity Compound 131. It highlights the efficiency-focused methodologies implemented throughout the process, from intake to post-delivery. Personal letters from Surrogate ID S131-279-P are included, documenting his journey from arrival to delivery to help illustrate the overall operations.
I. Arrival & Intake
Transport
"Dear Dad,
I’m not sure where to start. They brought me here in this big, quiet van, and as soon as we got off, they started running all these tests. They gave me a number and tattooed it on my stomach like livestock. They keep saying I’m doing something important for the greater good, but I'm just confused." - S131-279
Candidates are transported to the facility in climate-controlled vehicles, ensuring they arrive in stable physical condition. They are processed in batches of [REDACTED] at a time for efficiency.
Initial Assessment
Upon arrival, surrogates undergo physical and psychological evaluations to assess readiness for the program. This includes fertility screening and compatibility testing for high-multiparity potential.
Registration
Each surrogate is tattooed with a unique ID number for tracking and monitoring throughout their conscription period, imprinted just above their navel.
Compound ID: The facility they will be housed in for gestation.
Arrival ID: The order number in which they arrived at the facility.
Fetal Count: A letter to indicate the number of viable fetuses they carry:
A (1) - B (2) - C (3) - D (4) - E (5) - F (6) - G (7) - H (8) - I (9) - J (10) - K (11) - L (12) - M (13) - N (14) - O (15) - P (16) - Q (17) - R (18) - S (19) - T (20) - U (21) - V (22) - W (23) - X (24) - Y (25) - Z (26)
Example: Paternity Compound 127 + 437th Surrogate to Arrive + Carrying Quattuordecuplets (14) = S127-437-N
II. Rest & Preparation
Induction & Crowd Control
"Hey Dad,
Things are getting weirder by the day. Yesterday, they gave me a shot that burned like hell and made me feel woozy. It must have knocked me out cause I woke up, and it was tomorrow morning. I don’t know what happened, but I was so sore. I just want to go home." - S131-279, Arrival Weight 170 lbs
Entry areas are designed to funnel a group of surrogates into a single file line. Short but sweeping corridors are employed so that each candidate is prevented from seeing what lies ahead and concentrates on the individual in front of it.
Hygiene Protocols
Surrogates are directed to communal hygiene zones where they undergo full-body cleansing, enemas, and sterilization procedures.
Hormonal Optimization
Subjects are administered hormonal injections and supplements to ensure optimal uterine receptivity and increase the likelihood of successful embryo implantation.
Tranquilization (Optional)
Depending on the subject’s stress levels, mild to full sedation may be administered to maintain compliance and calm.
Note: [REDACTED]% of surrogates require some form of sedative before insemination.
III. Insemination Process
Surrogates can be assigned one of three insemination methods, depending on operational efficiency, donor availability, and strategic objectives:
"Dad,
I don’t even know who I am anymore. My body feels like it’s not mine. It’s only been a week since I arrived, and my stomach is growing so fast it scares me. I can’t stop eating, and it’s like my hunger gets worse the more I eat, but I can't stop. They keep telling me this is normal, that 16 is a "good number"?! They said it was a badge of honor. Sixteen! I feel like I’m being turned into something I don’t understand, and I can’t stop it." - S131-279-P, Day 6, Weight 192 lbs (+22 lbs)
In Vitro Fertilization (IVF):
Procedure: Embryos fertilized in a laboratory are implanted directly into the surrogate's uterus.
Benefits: High precision, maximum control over embryo count, and genetic compatibility.
Usage: Preferred for surrogates assigned to carry high-volume fetuses or when multiple donors are involved.
Traditional Method (Sexual Intercourse):
Procedure: Selected donors engage in physical intercourse with surrogates under closely monitored conditions.
Benefits: Natural conception methods reduce laboratory overhead and offer efficient insemination for surrogates with high natural fertility markers.
Usage: Typically used donor compatibility is exceptionally high.
Fluids Infusion (Turkey Baster Method):
Procedure: Donor samples are introduced directly into the surrogate's reproductive tract using a sterile infusion device.
Benefits: Combines simplicity with minimal intervention—a cost and time-effective alternative to IVF and traditional methods.
Usage: Often employed in high-volume batches where rapid insemination is required or transportation to the nearest compound is infeasible.
Post-Procedure Monitoring: Surrogates remain in observation units for [REDACTED] hours to confirm successful implantation and address any immediate complications.
IV. Monitoring & Maintenance
Ward Assignment
"Dad,
I don’t think I can do this anymore. My belly is enormous—I can barely move, and I’m out of breath all the time. They keep saying I’m ‘thriving,’ but how can they call this thriving? I heard one of the staff joking about how I’m ‘one of the biggest ones yet.’ They think it’s funny. I don’t. I can feel them—16 of them—moving inside me, taking over everything I used to be. I’m not me anymore." - S131-279-P, Day 13, Weight 254 lbs (+84 lbs)
Surrogates are transferred to gestational wards, where they will reside for their pregnancies. These wards have medical monitoring stations, communal feeding areas, and resting zones.
Nutrition Protocols
Diets are adjusted to high-calorie "one-size-fits-all" solutions, such as nutrient-dense puddings designed to promote fetal growth while maintaining surrogate docility. Hormonal treatments are incorporated into meals to reduce the need for frequent medical interventions.
Weekly Checkups
Surrogates undergo routine ultrasound exams, weight measurements, and health assessments to ensure all embryos develop within target parameters.
Behavioral Observations
Any signs of distress or resistance are addressed promptly through psychological support or, if necessary, isolation protocols.
V. Delivery Process
"This will probably be my last letter. I don’t think I’ll make it much longer. My body’s breaking under the weight—literally. I'm too big, no one was ever meant to be this big. They’re moving me to the birthing wing tomorrow, and I know what that means. I’m terrified, but I don’t have a choice. I just want you to know I didn’t have a choice." - S131-279-P, Day 28, Weight 490 lbs (+320 lbs)
Pre-Labor Preparation
As surrogates approach full term (29-35 days), they are moved to birthing wings equipped with specialized delivery equipment and staff trained for high-multiparity births. Diets are radically adjusted to promote greater weight gain.
Labor Management & Delivery
Surrogates are monitored continuously, and medical staff is on hand to manage complications. Multiple babies are delivered in succession. This process may last several hours or more, depending on the number of fetuses.
Post-Delivery Processing:
Fetuses are immediately evaluated for health and viability.
Surrogates are provided palliative care as necessary.
VI. Post-Delivery Workflow
"Surrogate S131-279-P demonstrated remarkable endurance and successfully delivered 16 fetuses, average weight 14 lbs, in 30-45 minute intervals, after a 34-hour labor. The surrogate's abdomen showed extreme distension, with clear evidence of significant internal [REDACTED]. Full natural delivery was achieved, but the surrogate succumbed to irreversible [REDACTED] failure minutes after the final baby was delivered." - Dr. [REDACTED], Chief OBGYN, Paternity Compound 131
Vital Cessation Verification
Medical staff confirm the cessation of all vital signs immediately following delivery to ensure compliance with humane protocols. Time and cause of expiration are noted for record-keeping and research purposes.
Surrogate Decommissioning & Disposal
[REDACTED]
Note: As standard protocol, all personal items of Surrogate S131-279-P were recycled following his decommissioning, including the destruction of [REDACTED] paper letters addressed to a Mr. [REDACTED] Collazo.
Surrogate Output Metrics
Each surrogate’s performance is evaluated against pre-delivery projections. The Prenatal Division records key performance indicators for review, including total fetal weight, fetal viability, and gestational efficiency. Personal details related to the surrogate are then purged to save computer storage space and maintain confidentiality.
Key Metrics and Efficiency Goals
Average Per Surrogate: 8–14 Embryos
Delivery Survival Rate (Fetuses): [REDACTED]%
Surrogate Survival Rate: 0%
Cost per Surrogate: $[REDACTED]
This structured process ensures that surrogate output meets national population growth goals while maintaining operational efficiency and cost-effectiveness.
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