yo im feinberg

[hvau rp] Ursatwt DNI

[feinbergfromherotwt]

everything has been pretty normal the past few days and its starting to scare me.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

so glad u got banned from twitter cuz I always heard about you through the grapevine but I deleted that app long ago aga . nice to have you here . hope ur enjoying it .

all hero-related social media is fucking terrible so i hate being here about as much as i hate being on twitter. thanks :D

[feinbergfromherotwt]

i think my job interview went well :)

[feinbergfromherotwt]

FEINBERG I THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO CATCH U TOO THEY LEGIT JUST ASKED ME IF I KNEW U I SAID NO BUT U SHOULD PROBABLY GO INTO HIDING

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what could you possibly be experiencing rn

[feinbergfromherotwt]

conspiracy theory: your roommate made the icarus fernpology video

maybe he wanted all the large ferns to himself….

[feinbergfromherotwt]

just feinberg. his roommate. and the roommate's $500 four foot tall large fern

*ferns

[feinbergfromherotwt]

so tell me why i opened the fridge to grab a drink and there was a large fern in there

[feinbergfromherotwt]

dropped my phone off the bed and when i went to pick it up i found another large fern sideways under the bed. what is happening.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

so tell me why i opened the fridge to grab a drink and there was a large fern in there

[feinbergfromherotwt]

and before anyone gets on me about how he doesnt always gesture a ton while speaking its weird for ANYONE to be fully not moving while talking. like thats just not a thing that people do. especially if theyre not doing anything else. like yeah, someone holding press conference notes is going to be moving their hands around less because they have to fucking read the notes. what im saying is its odd that in this particular situation hed be THAT fucking monotone and still. and he wasnt even slightly passive-aggressive which is just unheard of from him.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

i dont think the guy in the large fern apology statement was Icarus. the video was low quality so its kind of hard to tell but honestly that might not have been him at all.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

yeah im rewatching it properly and i really dont think that's him. his mannerisms are completely wrong, and not even just "im reading a script" wrong just completely fucked up. he isnt talking with his hands at all bro 🚬🔫

[feinbergfromherotwt]

???

[feinbergfromherotwt]

i dont think the guy in the large fern apology statement was Icarus. the video was low quality so its kind of hard to tell but honestly that might not have been him at all.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

yeah im rewatching it properly and i really dont think that's him. his mannerisms are completely wrong, and not even just "im reading a script" wrong just completely fucked up. he isnt talking with his hands at all bro 🚬🔫

[feinbergfromherotwt]

i dont think the guy in the large fern apology statement was Icarus. the video was low quality so its kind of hard to tell but honestly that might not have been him at all.

[feinbergfromherotwt]

please good weather tomorrow i got to round 2 of in-person interviews for a job and i need to walk there.

[rankedcityradio]

Weather: gravel

Traffic: Certain methods of public transportation, including but not limited to: carriages, horses, and elytra, will be unavailable to the public due to the disagreeable weather conditions these past few days. The Ominous Storm Cloud is still moving closer to the centre of Ranked City, and our analysts predict it’ll stop moving around the outskirts of the city, near districts 10 and 11. If there is black miasma left along the path where the Ominous Storm Cloud traveled, please do not make contact with it, nor should you simply drive through it in your motorized vehicle. Traffic levels are projected to be slightly lower than usual, but not low enough to justify speeding.

More News: Yesterday, Ranked Corp. released a statement regarding why exactly they decided to confiscate all large ferns from Ranked Corp. affiliated Heroes. You can find this on their website. This morning, Hero “Icarus” released his own statement on the situation, which includes a press statement. The statement, video, and transcript can all be found on the Ranked official website. It is hosted separately on plenty of other websites, however Ranked City Radio will not be one of them.

[marxist-icarusist]

does anyone else feel like the icarus fern apology was coerced. his heart wasn't in it and he kept looking at someone behind the camera i think.

anyway banning large fern is insane i don't understand their logic at all. oooh we can have calculators but i draw the line at LARGE FERN. how dare heroes try and boost morale by getting a little silly with it. by being whimsical. i realise he caused 5 traffic accidents bc the fern was in the way so he couldn't see where he was going but surely that means we ban cars?? not the fern?? the fern is a victim in this situation for speaking out against fossil fuels basically

[dandannybuoy]

WAR IS OVER if any baddies want to come over btw im free tonight

[feinbergfromherotwt]

omw

[feinbergfromherotwt]

what r ur thoughts on 67

[feinbergfromherotwt]

did you see the skycrab news

yea. analysis later maybe aga