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Butterfly Pavilion - Special Taping !! 👽🦋 Tix

Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"

Trump talking about a pedophile: "There's a lot of bad people on both sides"

I got into stand-up comedy to reinforce dominant power structures

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like ah shit shit shit fuck

Some relatable jokes

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Lmaoooo who is making these

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I would never profit off of war. That’s so unethical. In fact, I actually lost a ton of money betting on Iraq

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

Godzilla was supposed to represent the nuclear bombs used in World War II.

Godzilla vs Kong represents what if we nuked a big gorilla

The United States has a dozen aircraft carriers that patrol the world's oceans. They say it's because the best defense is a good offense.

But what they're really saying, if you read between the lines, is. The best boat is airplanes

Before two countries go to war, they have to decide if they are going to play by Geneva rules, or house rules

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

Title art for my hour! Done in watercolor by my friend Eileen who is @ soupywoman on IG

i did see the follow up ask, it did take me a minute but here is my Feldman i hope it's to everyone's liking :) he obviously has the steampunk hat that's why i thought to add him to begin with lol. ive also made use of the dialogue customization of course

lol thank you

Being evil is fine if you have a good reason. Like if you are given money. Money absolves you from ownership of your actions.

whenever I get mic feedback at a show, that's just my Tourette's tics going electric, like Bob Dylan

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