Benny Feldman

🦋🐠🐸🦎🌻🐞 Comedian • On Tour!! • bennyfeld.com

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Butterfly Pavilion - Special Taping !! 👽🦋 Tix

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(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports

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It’s so stupid that paint can ruin brushes. That’s be like if poop could ruin poop tools

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Slavery should be illegal. You should go to prison if you do slavery. Where, you know, funny enough,

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If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit

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The Steampunk Hat

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Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: Hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

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Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

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I'm just kidding bro, I didn't mean it. All I said was you look like a dying whale. I was just calling you ugly and fat and I meant it.

There's an underlying assumption there that fat is ugly and that ugly is bad. I don't like when people conflate beauty and morality. I think that's such an ugly thing to do

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I don’t think we should give another dollar to Israel.

We are all complicit. We all have blood on our hands for our tax dollars go to war, killing children, and genocide. We are all complicit.

But the good news is, we also have asphalt on our hands for when our taxes go to roads and stuff. I’ve been sort of rolling the blood and asphalt together into a sticky maroon ball

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I recently watched the movie musical, Fiddler on the Roof. That’s the story of what happened to my ancestors, the Jewish villages getting attacked during the pogroms.

But I was watching it and I was thinking, I dunno I would have attacked the town next to me too if they were always singing showtunes

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The stage for my special taping will be decorated with hanging wooden butterflies that were painted by my friends and family

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July is disability pride month!! June & July prides should link in solidarity. Just like we have in the past, at least according to previous versions of the DSM

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yuuuuup. and always adding more dates If you don't see your city, join my mailing list and I'll email you when I add your city

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Every show that is after the special taping will be an entirely different hour of jokes lol

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This is the Summer we all regrow our tails

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The Joker Worm

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A watched pot never boils. Introducing the pot curtain