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Butterfly Pavilion - Special Taping !! 👽🦋 Tix

If I had the alien from Alien about to burst out of me, you know I’m getting the epidural !!

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.

“It’s coming right at us!!”

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice

i don't want this to come off as strange and i also realize i don't know for sure what your pronouns or gender are, but based on how i've heard others refer to you i'm assuming you use he/him? (Apologies if not!!! Please disregard this message if i'm wrong here!!) I just wanted to say that it's been really helping me figure out my presentation as an autistic trans man seeing examples of people who are both autistic and have a generally "masculine" presentation. I sometimes get really in my head about how i "should" be acting and sometimes it helps to take a step back and realize where ableism can bleed into ideas of "how to act like a man", and that i don't have to force myself into behaviors that aren't natural to me as an autistic person. I don't know if any of this makes sense i am incredibly stoned, but thank you for doing what you do, it kicks ass 👍

Hey, I appreciate that!! I'm on that He / They grind. I basically do not care about pronouns. I'm generally sort of non-binary or agender - I basically view gender as a social construct that is put upon people and I don't really feel it in my heart. I don't believe in any ideas about "how to act like a man" or whatever. I still present as masculine though for how I want to be perceived in a sexuality sense. Just a heads up though, I'm not autistic tho lmao. Love the community, have many homies who are, but I am not personally autistic. I'm certainly neurodivergent, I've got Tourette's, OCD, and ADHD. Sorry to pull the representation rug out from under you hahaha. But I am glad to hear I was helping and I hope my overall vibe can still help you with your own presentation ! Thank you for reaching out, wish you the best .

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Jerry: what can I say! Her pheromones were bad

George: bad pheromones?

Jerry: bad pheromones!

Simmons (new character I have made up): I like when a woman’s pheromones indicate high levels of daily stress

Hey man, my crush is gonna be here soon. Do you think you could emit some submissive pheromones so she thinks I’m more dominant? Please please please please please please please

I have so many chickens. And they haven't even hatched yet!!

What if one of my Tourette's tics was doing sick ass cool tricks on a skateboard

Tourette’s is sort of the abstract art of disabilities. A lot of people are like, “I could do that”

I want to record my special in front of a crowd where everyone also has Tourette's and release it as the first experimental noise album in comedy

Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"

Trump talking about a pedophile: "There's a lot of bad people on both sides"

I got into stand-up comedy to reinforce dominant power structures

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like ah shit shit shit fuck

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