aquaman who?

felix frances faber. 21. 🌊

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freddyhua‌:

ME TOO. Honestly need to think up some stunt or prank to pull on the freshies.

You’re a menace to society and it’s my favourite thing ever.

[felixffaber]

TEXT📲 FELIX&FREDDY

FREDDY: :(

FELIX: pls be careful :(

FELIX: it stresses me out every time ok

FELIX: like i know you cant die or whatever but what if it has limits

FELIX: or you can only do it a certain number of times

FELIX: why tempt it?

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wyatt-walsh‌:

Now you’re starting to sound like my dad. He’s always giving me chunks of advice more suited for an after-school special: ‘Wyatt, always believe in yourself, son! You can do anything you put your mind to! There’s nothing too big that you can’t handle!’ I couldn’t hold back my laughter at that last one ‘cuz I kept associating it with sex. 

That’s great advice though, seriously. Though I guess it applies to sex too, but it’s good life advice!

[felixffaber]

freddyhua‌:

Thanks, Felix. Can’t wait.

Dude same. I’ve been bored all summer.

[felixffaber]

calvinc‌:

You’ve gone beyond polite into the realm of creepy.

Tomorrow. I know you’ll raid our fridge anyway, and I don’t wanna grocery shop for a few days.

Wow, fuck you. 

Ugh, bless. I’m so excited. I love pie. 

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juniejoy‌:

Don’t say that! My powers are fine. You’re the one who keeps on miscalculating, apparently. The two of you can be such children. You’re lucky I keep you around.

Very lucky. Incredibly blessed. But so are you. I mean have you seen my face? I am beautiful. But I suppose I can solemnly swear to behave around Cal. Unless he starts it. If he starts something I will finish it.

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sms 💬 ( harlix. )

HARLEY: I havent swam since high school

HARLEY: And even then, I was mostly drinking wine coolers in a hot tub.

HARLEY: So I'm not sure you really want me on the swim team 😬

FELIX: so???

FELIX: you have the right spirit!!!

FELIX: pls join the swim team 🥺

[felixffaber]

TEXT📲 FELIX&FREDDY

FREDDY: yes

FELIX: insufferable

[felixffaber]

sms 💬 ( harlix. )

HARLEY: I like swimming, just not the swimwear choices for a dude who's transitioning

HARLEY: But now that I've gotten top surgery I can just wear swim trunks and I'm excited to get back in the water.

FELIX: oh valid

FELIX: hell yeah bro

FELIX: show off ur bangin' bod

FELIX: u should join the swim team!!!!

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juniejoy‌:

Nope. Detecting no hurt here. Now buck up and prove to me I’m wrong. The last time I let you have full responsibility, I had to sleep on the floor because you soaked my mattress with water. Not again, Felix. I’m putting my foot down.

Man, I can’t believe your powers are broken. That’s so sad, we haven’t even started classes yet. Because I’m lit brimming with hurt. It’s seeping out of my pores. That was just a miscalculation, I was definitely only trying to ruin Cal’s mattress. He’s a quick little fucker.

[felixffaber]

what would your last meal be?

um like a really really really massive burger like one of those with with mac and cheese and onion rings and grilled cheese sandwiches hidden inside. and then like a strawberry milkshake. and like mcdonalds french fries crunchy fresh on the side. the dream is to go out with a heart attack before the executioner gets me, presuming this is That Kind of last meal

[galerie-cranberry]

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TEXT📲 FELIX&FREDDY

FREDDY: eh its not that bad

FELIX: it's kinda freaky

FELIX: u wanna be responsible for traumatizing a bunch of freshies?

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sms 💬 ( harlix. )

HARLEY: Thanks!

HARLEY: I'll be there on Wednesday.

HARLEY: I haven't been in a pool in a couple years, though.

FELIX: oh no

FELIX: bro no

FELIX: pool is love pool is life

FELIX: that's such a tragedy i'm lit so sad for you wtf

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freddyhua‌:

I haven’t yet. I’ll make sure to pass on her whereabouts if I see her. Wait til I’m there too though, I wanna watch.

Thank you, king! I will make sure you have front row seats for the smackdown.

[felixffaber]

wyatt-walsh‌:

Then we’ll all be in trouble. I don’t know how I’ll manage it all. 

You just gotta like... believe in yourself, dude. Easy peasy.

[felixffaber]

juniejoy‌:

You have to prove yourself before gaining such responsibility.

I can’t believe you’re insinuating I’m not responsible. Me! My middle name is responsible. I’m hurt June. Can you feel how hurt I am?