As someone who needs to share that Steve Martin DOES know about Tumblr.
I would like to raise to you his role as Orin Scrivello, and I personally believe we were robbed of more scenes involving him. Which may seem greedy, but he barely had a whole personality set out for him. And with Steve Martin coming out and literally stating that Orin IS canonically an inspiration off of Elvis, and (Steve) having met Elvis before, I'd say Orin is a major Elvis fanboy who hordes his albums. Maybe hum a Presley tune here or there?
Aside from that portion, we were robbed of shirtless Orin. Because let's be real, with how the world works, especially now, hairy men ARE hot and seeing as how hairy Orin's arms are, he definitely has a hairy chest. And I'm just convinced he's a smug pansexual slut who's obsessed with collecting bones and teeth (which are technically bones...?)
What if Orin was also obsessed with not only collecting Dog and Human Teeth/Bones, but also fascinated by how humans all have different pain limits..
This post is completely real and correct but im reeling over the misread sentence which had me momentarily believing that Steve Martin came out.
we were absoluuuetly robbed of shirtless orin
