Titles are hard

She like a storm; they like a conference. Keeper of several curses. Transbian. Middle aged but not mids. >18 only please.

[freshproducewolf]

[crafantale]

Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA

She also never receives residuals

[dailyfryes]

And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.

[cryptotheism]

Woo Brain: "My home is haunted"

Rational Brain: "Most ghost phenomena is explained by infrasound and carbon monoxide leaks"

Wizard Brain: "Ghosts are made of infrasound and carbon monoxide."

[tanadrin]

we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments

[hypokeimena]

#the chewy decimal system (via @crafty-butch)

[wilwheaton]

(via Reddit - https://i.redd.it/4lbhzbtz6z7b1.jpg)

[mollyjames]

Actually, I rather like being trans

[mollyjames]

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

[221cbakerstreet]

tumblr user mollyjames picking up hormones: “I will seize destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing”

the cashier at cvs:

[draws-memes]

[mollyjames]

Oh hey there’s art now!!

[demilypyro]

Buddy if you know a universe where transitioning is easy tell me more cause I want to go there. Transitioning filters out people who might regret it just by being really fucking hard. There is no "easy" or "thorough" there is only "incredibly difficult" and "incredibly difficult but you also have to deal with gatekeeping". It cannot be this hard to understand

[whimsical-catacombs]

Gwen is trans the same way that Peter B Parker is Jewish in that it's 100% entirely canon but if your ability to interpret visual media begins and ends with character dialogue you're going to miss 100% of the demographic information of any character because there's basically no situation where it would make thematic sense for Spider-Man to say "oh and by the way, I'm trans and Jewish"

[veryfunnymemes]

[bitterlush]

the funniest fucking thing about how AI has overtaken the internet as a form of cheaply produced SEO-friendly fodder is that when i google "drinking a fifth of vodka in one night" all the top google results link to articles that say things like this

[cryptotheism]

[clip858]

NEW SEX DROPPING SOON

[tardigrade-gaming]

It's here!!!

[filthyprotozoan]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[calellon]

open your third eye bitch i’m trying to flirt with you telepathically

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[numahachi]

the sequel

[play-now-my-lord]

my personal rock bottom? Gotta be the time I fucked that golem