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“Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves” 🔱
Do you guys think Dess took her stash into the depths
100 dollars for a console which entire legacy is defined by how much it sucks ass. On top of a 50 dollars a year subscription. They have gotten so confident it has genuinely made them stupid.
the best part about juggling lab is that its been in development since 1997
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but if you take the RED ball, ill show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
I have enough education about the functions of the human body to know that anything that's called a "cleanse" is quite certainly bullshit, but having run out of coffee and having to switch to going through my unreasonably large tea supply, I can kind of understand the logic of why people feel like a cleanse is doing something.
Once you've downed a gallon of green tea and pissed out two gallons of god knows what, you kinda start feeling like "wow, this has to be good for me. I am being rinsed out. Pissing out all my accumulated mercury, microplastics and evil spirits."
similar feeling is when you've been living on big macs and instant ramen for god knows how long, then you eat An Vegetable and get reminded that vitamins exist
Producing your own weight in piss because you drank too much tea gives you the placebo version of that feeling.
It’s like Bloodletting- it feels like it’s Doing A Good so you go ‘oh so there’s some point to this’
But watch out.
This is like 90% of the reason why I donate blood. Yeah saving lives and a free sandwich and all, but more than anything else it gives me a safe way of treating myself to a bloodletting.
me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life
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Swedish Chef was on Masterchef Junior this week and he has human hands and it makes me really uncomfortable.
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The Swedish Chef has human hands in every video he’s in?
That’s part of the joke.
He had human hands on The Muppet Show.
I was a Bear in the Big Blue house kid. I never watched the Muppets. A puppet with people hands is freaky to me. I just want my bear and his big blue house.
can confirm, the Swedish Chef (almost) always has human hands. don’t know why. he’s an anomaly that way.
fun additional bit of trivia: most Live-hand Muppets (that is, ones that have articulated glove hands instead of the hands being moved by rods) are performed with the primary puppeteer doing the head and the left hand while a secondary puppeteer, usually a less experienced one, performs the right hand, a task typically known as ‘right-handing’. (the puppeteers use their dominant hands for the head, so for most of them their remaining hand will be the left. I don’t know if they reverse the process and have people left-handing for left-handed puppeteers.) looks like this:
the Swedish Chef is one of the exceptions to that rule, though, because his skits required a lot more complicated hand movement that needed better coordination, so with him one person would work the head and one would do both hands; they also did that for things a character playing the piano. that added complexity might be why he doesn’t have glove hands, plus the fact that he already looks a lot more human than most Muppets anyway. but I don’t really know.
…that was…probably more information than you wanted. sorry.
I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT PUPPETS. Thank you.
Also fun fact when they put an older swedish chef puppet into the Jim Henson museum exhibit he didn’t have any hands cause he was a live hand puppet, so the museum called up Frank oz and had him actually make casts of his hands that they used to make display hands for it
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Y'all are missing the best part. You know how the Swedish Chef is always throwing shit in the air and failing to catch things? That’s because Frank Oz started doing that to fuck with Jim (bc as noted above, a puppet with two practical hands is pretty unusual). And Jim would have to react or try to catch things that were raining down on his head from above. And from there it became A Thing, every bit as iconic as the Swedish Chef speaking gibberish.
today a classmate said “the French suck but they did give us Marie curie” and I think I fully blacked out. They will remember Maria Skłodowska with honors. Her pathetic French boy toy is irrelevant
a magical girl? all girls are magical, you fool
jumanji was always such a stressful fucking movie to me as a kid. i didnt wanna have to think about any of that stuff. i had my own problems going on
If zathura happened to me I would be fine
the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break
