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[weloveshortvideos]

When Hillary tells u that she’s gonna get rid of all your water, soil and paint !

[0itnblack]

[feofool]

Same.

[charliestreehouse]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[bopeep]

[bopeep]

i wanna clarify that in 10 yrs im a dog with a blonde butler

[fooodforthot]

date: so whats ur zodiac sign

ted cruz: [sweating] my what

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who fucks everything up

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

My time to shine

[shittyidea]

Assert your dominance at school by telling everyone that you have gum

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Don’t ever let anyone else ruin your life. Because it’s your life, so you should ruin it.” [upbeat music]

[speedlimit15]

why have a boyfriend when you could have a girlfriend

[trjoel]

White people

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

[multiroit1]

[andrewbreitel]

!!!!!!!!! This is important !!!!!

[jesstherecentgradvet-deactivate]

OHMYGOD that sound!

[theoreocat]

Getting his groove on 🎵

[bl-ossomed]

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

[feofool]

Everytime I think about you I wanna bash my brains into a wall. I fucking miss you so much.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

“page 404 wasn’t found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer