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Today's Document
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@fergalish
anime woman: *has a baby*
anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character
anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........
anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
none of this matters if they’re not back in town though
LGBT actually stands for
Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the Huns
he didn’t have to come for her wig like this
The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart
Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.
Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
therapist: how are you feeling today?
me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale
therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means
life, but everytime you cry it gets faster
IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.
“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
realizing that an experience was actually traumatizing
