boob marley

i'm fern and i believe mcribs taste so good because they come from humans. mcdonalds can't be trusted. aim: j.uxtaposer (this is an rp blog )

[seabois]

[fairygf-deactivated20170626]

[fernnandos]

i was happy to be watching the new episode of catfish but then it said it was the season finale and my heart broke

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[theprincessphotodiary-deactivat]

[homowrecked-deactivated20151223]

[analsenpai-deactivated20190208]

[shouldnt]

How in the fuck…

[crazycatladyclothing]

[wylonaforest]

[smilingdoggies-blog]

[fernnandos]

i fell off my bed trying to reach the remote on the floor

[manicpixiedreamrat]

I don’t love you anymore.

Since when?

Now.

[awwww-cute]

[onlinepunk]

If god is real there will be a third kill bill

[fernnandos]

i was 100% set on having some oreos and milk. i was thinking about it for at least an hour but when i finally got up to get it i realized the milk has gone bad.

[allumar]

My puppy is the cutest thing and I am obsessed with her