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Clint // He/him or She/her // Brooklyn

[bigtigers]

I’m dancing on my feet, I’m hitting concrete, I’m eating raw meat. Got a fat baby belly and i’m here to say its fun to bark everyday. Dogburg is my city, my paws are itty bitty.

[orangenottangerine]

Heavy is the chest that breasts boobily down the stairs

[ferruginouseye]

We got a cow. B^)

[ferruginouseye]

We're getting goats to be her companions. Watching the kids figure out how to pet her is adorable.

[ferruginouseye]

We got a cow. B^)

[everythingfox]

wow didn’t know it did that

[everythingfox]

(via)

[fyeahbassethounds]

[ferruginouseye]

Forcing my current partners to endure homemade goose for New Years.

[fyeahbassethounds]

[ferruginouseye]

When I was in LA and NYC the kids kept making me drive them everywhere either because they didn't know how or didn't want to/were scared to. I'm turning into a one-man driver's ed teaching a bunch of gay kids to drive in the snow.

[ferruginouseye]

Won't talk about it I suppose, for legal reasons. I will talk about the fact that it's snowing and I hate driving in the snow.

[ferruginouseye]

Have to Google something. For legality sake.

[ferruginouseye]

For the record I didn't get arrested.

[ferruginouseye]

Maybe I did get arrested.

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[ferruginouseye]

went to the comic store today

[ferruginouseye]

For the record I didn't get arrested.

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Send "be honest" followed by a question and my muse will be forced to answer with 100% honesty