Thinking about how his favourite food is pancakes cause it's the easiest 'sweet' thing to make with basic rations so it's the thing all his army dads mastered
Thinking about him being raised by some abandoned platoon put on "supernatural" duty
Thinking about how he can only wear baggy clothes or clothes too small cause he grows too fast and none of them can sew
Thinking about the night watch walking into the kitchen at 4am to find a red ape with his hand stuck in a cookie jar


















