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29 ꙳ fandom side blog ꙳ mostly dnd, bg3, and dragon age ꙳

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[feyyrunes]

my funniest pieces of OC lore. not necessarily most correct. but for sure funniest:

- astarion and yfrin breaking up because he’s gay

- Kamelia getting pregnant 4 times because she didn’t think hard enough to figure out she’s no longer infertile

- Finn being motivated to join the inquisition because she gets to travel and look at bugs

[shambhalala]

Did I ever mention how much I love my pal’s OCs?? Every single one of them? They are all amazing? Like, you created this fictional human from your own imagination and I’m so wowed by them thank you for your, and their, existence

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[ikarons]

the thing about possession in dragon age is that it's the big scary. the main evil we're warned of the thing that justifies harrowings and tranquility with the unspeakable threat it poses. if you let a demon in your head it will ruin you it will use you to break through to the material world it so covets and kill you in the process of breaking free. if you let a demon in it will destroy you and then set its sights on everything and everyone else still in reach. and yet the major possession cases in dragon age are. lifesaving

faith possesses wynne to save her. anders allows justice to possess him to save him. even lucanis and spite (...) band together out of a mutual need to survive. they save each other at great risk and knowing that not doing so would make the surviving half's life infinitely easier and less dangerous (minus lucanis and spite. don't worry about it.), and then they continue to negotiate that shared existence with like. really comparatively a lot of care. like we definitely do, in dragon age, see possessions that are violent, not really consensual, fatal to the mortal, but we also spend a Lot of time with cases where... the big fears around possession... are just visibly not True. which is not even beginning to talk about spirit healing in general (and how the Two "we merged because i love you and i don't want to lose you" abominations are spirit healers).

possession!

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[erensattacktitandick-deactivate]

🔥 Piping Hot OC Asks 🔥

A summer-themed OC ask game about how 🌶🌶🌶 your OC is.

🥵 : Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

💦 : Is your OC’s attractiveness based on looks or a more intangible aura?

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute? 

🧠 : What is your OC’s most mentally attractive attribute?

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

👂 : Does your OC have an attractive voice?

🚲 : Does your OC enjoy playing the field? Or are they more monogamy-minded?

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

💘 : Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

💋 : Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

🦴 : Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

🧸 : Into public displays of affection or are they more reserved?

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

👙 : What kind of underwear do they use? Is it pretty or functional?

[rars]

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

[notebooks-and-laptops]

God it's just so crazy that Dao made it so obvious that Morrigan was being abused by her literal cackling obviously morally-grey trickster-esque mother that you'd have to be an absolute moron to miss that even if flemeth had ulterior motives for the abuse it was still so obviously abuse...and then the writers of datv missed it. They really tried to pull the 'child reconciles with parent that abused them on their death bed because they realised it wasn't so bad and they were really loved and they'd been overreacting this whole time actually'. To Morrigan. The woman whose entire arch was about trying to be free of her abusive mother who was trying to steal her body. The mother who gave her clothes that reduced her willpower. That Morrigan.

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

[fanpolls]

Have you ever had a blond(e) blorbo?

Yes, my current blorbo is blond(e)

Yes, one or more of my past blorbos have been blond(e)

No

Voting ended onMar 15

[heheheku]

hi I saw your sketch requests, and was wondering if you've ever drawn fenris x anders? i feel like you portray the combination of hurt and love so well that they would be a perfect pairing for your work!

Thanks! I think if I weren’t so loyal to handerses, I’d ship them. I love that they’re two sides of the same coin. And their banters ohhh... they don’t write dialogue like this in games anymore :c

[bleeding-star-heart]

If you could remake Dragon Age but only change ONE writing decision regarding a character, which would you choose?

Rewrite Anders's storyline so he isn't painted as the villain of DA2

Have Cullen actually be held accountable for the things he did as a templar

Have it so that Morrigan DOESN'T become Mythal's vessel

Let Alistair find out that Fiona is his mom/ big Fiona-Alistair reunion

Rewrite Solas's Veilguard storyline so that he isn't painted as the villain

Make Davrin's storyline about something other than an adorable griffin

Have Merrill's DA2 plotline treat her as an archeologist and not a naive fool

End Sebastian's story with him breaking away from Elthina

Other (write it in your reblog)

Voting ended onFeb 19

[meanbossart]

A tasteful (you know where to find the tasteless version) Jaheira pin-up to console you on this lazy sunday.

[nigelgraz]

Artists making OCs be like hi look at this guy i made up he looks a lot like me and i gave him all my quirks and trauma responses and i'm making him go through the worst pains imaginable everyday. I won't be unpacking this

[joyflameball]

Mischaracterization getting so brutal I'm about to ask people for sources and citations on their wrong opinions

[joyflameball]

What is your source for the idea that he would fucking say that