7th Umbral Cringe

Cringe Stories around Eorzea. [Final Fantasy XIV] E-Mail us at [email protected] or submit to us here on Tumblr

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Stop that

Saw this in PF the other day

dont do that. stop it. pls no

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DoTs are way too good!

Had a ninja who only used Doton. Only Doton. No Huton, Raiton, suiton, or even fuma shuriken. 

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"FRIST PONY IS MINE.”

Saw this in Party Finder today. Initially, she had a party up for Garuda Extreme, but nobody joined her. Then, she started a party for Titan Extreme. Wonder why nobody joined...

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I swear, videos=experience

Had a tank that joined a T13 Clear (PF said know past Teraflare) who said he knew this fight up until final phase. It soon became apparent that he actually didn't know it when he died to Phase 1 and 2 mechanics. After that, a few questions were asked and the following conversation ensued:

PSA: Watching a video does not mean you can join parties with people who have actually learned to that point. 

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The PLD Who Could

Had a PLD in Garuda Extreme today who refused to pick up adds and purposefully killed the Spiny Plume way too early. He also rejoined multiple times after we vote-kicked him (SE pls why is this possible) and pulled before we could start a vote-kick. 

Like bro. Why are you so thirsty? How many times we gotta kick you?

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I can't git gud becuz I took an arrow to the knee.

0/10 meme harder.

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Had a whm in t13 who didn’t wanna watch vids but pls spoonfeed the clear.

p.s. how to waste 7 other people’s time in DF

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Petrifacation, Esuna, and You in CT

PSA:  ESUNA/LEECHES CANNOT REMOVE PETRIFACTION

Had a scholar who blamed his party’s white mage for his own death in party and alliance chat multiple times for “no suna” on his petrification. 

Also, someone remind him healing is ranged so you don’t need to stand on top of tanks to heal them. 

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Crafting up some Woes

Had a crafting moment the other day. Was crafting my 3* currency and I was using a reclaim/good BB fishing method, except reclaim failed the first 2 times in a row. After winning the lottery there, I messed up my rotation and broke a third currency, because I, in a flash of brilliance, forgot I could use rumination to get CP for reclaim. On my fourth currency, I decided to end my craft with a hasty touch over a careful synthesis 2 (and so I broke it-- not enough progress).

So that’s how I flushed 350K of my 400K down the drain in 1 Bouillabaisse HQ, which was another 20K. 

FML

ps I still havent made my first HQ currency.

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MP is a limited resource for BLMs

"no mp no biz”

send help.

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I Love Low-Level Duty Roulette

Had a tank who was having some issues keeping aggro. No big deal, let me just tell him how to fix the problem. Innocuous enough.

HOLD THE PHONE, IT’S A BIG DEAL! HOW DARE SOMEONE I DISAGREE WITH GIVE ADVICE TO A NEW PLAYER!! LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER RMT SPAM.

this community is very toxic and negavite

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When you’re healing Turn 9 and the PUG Scholar tries to use leeches on Raven’s blight… everytime it appears and they don’t listen when you tell them otherwise.

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gg

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No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?

yes.

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Leviathan Extreme “Farm”

Had a tank tell me he couldn’t stun the Wavetooth Sahagin because he didn’t have aggro of it and then he asked how to get aggro of it. 

????????