Re: The State of the Lukola Union
Part 2: "Mixed Message" - They lost the plot
I've always said timelines matter, the spaces in between matter and always always always motivation matters. So, to anyone who thinks that Lukola would purposely pay for the most chaotic narrative ever that toys w/ fans, teeters on career suicide and puts everyone involved in a less than favorable light (to put it mildly), perhaps it's time to come out of the shadows into the light, to use a BT0N phrase.
This, ironically, has been one big MIXED MESSAGE and a not-so secret secret that has completely LOST THE PLOT a long time ago. This is why we see OGs holding on by a thread and so many new theories/ side plots emerging that make less sense than the one before. But Lukolas aren't crazy and what we've been left with lately is a "Where's Waldo" of finding the plot, and a push & pull that leaves any sane person scratching their head.
To recap this past year, off the top of my head: (see if you can keep up) ⬇️
🦀 Part 2 Papgate - The Antluke faux launch
☀️ Antluke post-Sorrento "break up"
🥚 Lukola Easter eggs (Chaos week - Bless the Telephone, Scrabble, milk T-shirt, Juna, etc.)
🍺🌊 All Points Festival/ Malta - emergence of JD as a decoy
🎥 S4 filming, Polin strong
🇪🇸 Spain chaos w/ A insinuations
🏆 N awards/ accolades, more Lukola Easter eggs (Talk talk, the Wordle, claddagh in Tatcha promos, Time article, etc.)
🛩 Brb - soft launch build-up followed by NYC break down
🤐🤰 SILENT PERIOD w/ N still showing up to events but literally starting to show
🍝 Rome chaos w/ A insinuations
👭👯♀️ A's image rehab starring the Sohoes
🗣🚫 SAG announcements & interviews - LUKOLA DENIED. 🚢 Note: Fandom blamed for being too invasive and fandom/ ship wars
🍾 New Year of Lukola Easter eggs - potatoes, Trilogy ring, tan lines, "Thank you so much", Misdirected audiobook
👀 More adjacent appearances from both sides
✋️ "Let's get this done"
💑 SAG awards - Lukola soft launch
🎭 The Sheffield files & tales of a bad Mom
👃Antluke pap pics (Boogergate) & concert (Zombie)
🤐 SILENT PERIOD of almost a month w/ no adjacents
🌷Baftas announcement - flowers, Lukola-coded song, Mother's Day
✝️ Easter in Cyprus w/ the Roumeliotis (sounds like a bad reality show)
📰 Fandom Wire Lukola soft launch articles
🃏Uno Reverso - JD & N at Baftas Nominees party, Cannes, and A at The Baftas pre party & ceremony w/ L (staged pics, etc.)
Anyone able to keep track of the plot there??? Because if you think PR engineered this absolute shiteshow then they're wasting their money. And this last round of pap pics have been brutal towards L's image (take a cursory look at the comments on sm if you can stand it, and you'll see what I mean) - that's not a rebrand, that's sadomasochistic, if purposeful.
Since last summer, all I've seen is Lukola trying to emerge as a couple and constantly being shut down, redirected, reprimanded or restricted...
It's every meme one can find of this ⬇️
When it should have been this a long time ago... ⬇️
For those of us who can see behind the curtain, aren't dazzled by PR fakery, get celeb culture & legalize, and recognize celebs for what they are - REAL fallible people - we've known since the original Papgate, that "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark", or Lukolaland as it were. We're waiting for the happy ending to be public because THAT'S what makes sense, and the only plot that has a through line... 💍👶
Oh, C'mon!!! ⬇️














