I've been stuck here since 2011, send help

she/they, bi

[desicrationdestination]

GETTING STABBED THEN BLOWJOB AFTER!!!!!!!!!!

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

what r we even talking about on here

[idk-man-im-just-a-pan]

No no, let them speak

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Batman does not like pickles on his burgers. Superman and Flash will fight over who gets the discarded pickles. Wonder Woman will steal the pickles while they bicker. Not because she likes them, but because she's a little shit.

[batsies-little-monster]

Everyone needs a Girl Buddy and a hate interest.

[batsies-little-monster]

Guys I don't know why anyone is asking ofc it's from the Lego Batman movie wiki page???

[batsies-little-monster]

I think it'll actually make him worse but I still want him to have it. :)

@rabu-kaa

[batsies-little-monster]

[batsies-little-monster]

Joker except he has a tattoo that just says Batsy with like ornate batwings around it. Thinking about it. Might fuck around and design a tattoo

[batsies-little-monster]

Joker except he has a tattoo of the bat signal on his chest, but instead of an oval it's shaped like a heart.

[mxgicdave]

“No, Bruce. Now it begins.”

[batjokesinlove]

Joker: hey batsy you ever consider this? *says something extremely accurate and insightful*

Batman: *under his breath* fuck he's right

[kcsplace]

Casey's Supes Problem

[brenshor]

Superman twitter AU

[kcsplace]

Casey's Supes Problem

Yes, mentally I am very much still here.

[p4nishers]

hey so what the fuck was this about

[ittybxttykxttytxtty]

He's trying to get Superman's ring size.

[brenshor]

GET HIS ASS

[sassylittlecanary]

The official Superman (2025) marketing is truly insane. They make a big deal about Lex having a girlfriend and then immediately go “oh but he can’t keep a relationship with a woman btw. His obsession with Superman is just too all-consuming.”

He is NEVER beating the gay allegations and tbh DC isn’t even trying to

[landrylovesmatcha]

he really does

[thepastneverforgets]

i love, love, love lex and clark's little silent stare down at the end of the movie and the subtle shift in clark's expression, they way it goes from stoic and victorious to a little forlorn and accepting. like yeah, he just saved the day, by beating lex's ass and tearing his entire life down around him, but not because he takes personal enjoyment/pride in being victorious over another person like lex does, but because it was simply the right thing to do. and now that lex is defeated and clearly trying not to crumble right in front of the man he hates, clark cant help but feel a little sorry for him. and THATS superman.

[brenshor]

So many hobbies so little time

[rainehalor]

me and lex are one actually