Chaos Kringle

\\Let tyrants fear// He/him | 28 | Bi | Writer and GM

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Performative male but it's me with a gilde copy of Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince tucked into my back pocket

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I'm gonna growl at the delivery driver if he doesn't get here with my girlfriends fries soon.

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'White boy hitting it doinky style' is the most versatile phrase in the English language.

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One of those videos that illustrate how emphasis in a sentence changes its meaning but it's 'White boy hitting it doinky style'

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'White boy hitting it doinky style' is the most versatile phrase in the English language.

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[fartyrobbins]

Uh i sure hope there's not

[cassiesart]

He's just doing his job

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[natalieironside]

No this is book accurate

[thisusernotfoundatthismoment]

I act tough, but I’d melt if she told me she missed me.

[un-father]

[largishcat]

[shencomix]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Kitchen Knightmares

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Sir Gordon: Oh my god there's dogs everywhere. These figs are rancid. This pheasant is so raw its going to fly away. That's not right. Why the fuck are they serving me potatoes in medieval England.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

And now there's a giant green guy in the dining room. What's the matter with this guy? Fucking hell his head's off, that'll put you off your meal. At least he doesn't have to taste the food.

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[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Uh-oh

[pukicho]

Just looked up poliotics. ... HUGE mistake . who did all that?

[the-randomest-of-usernames]

Me, sorry. Would take it back if i could.

[pukicho]

Its okay we forgive u <3

[watermelon-but-awesome]

no we dont???

[pukicho]

Oh woops. We don’t forgive you

[punkitt-is-here]

db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

[punkitt-is-here]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

[vincenzonova]

I mean, what else is there to say? Dimension 20 - On A Bus was one of the greatest first episodes of D20 to date. Incredible players, stellar setting, and AMAZING DM-ing by Katie! For a first time running a game, she absolutely NAILED it. I had my doubts, but if there's anyone who can fill Brennan's American Girl Shoes, it's her. @dropoutdottv @dimension20official @gamechangershow, if you need someone to do character art for the new season, I'm your man!

(And to everyone else, I do actual D&D commissions if you're interested)

[quiddie]

Screaming. It’s THEM. 🥰

[lleyksie]

too many catnip mice, too little time.

[ms-blossom]

[oneheadtoanother]

[valdemarsbonesaw]

I’m not even going to lie Shakespeare is hot

[hmmmitshazel]

...Elaborate?

[valdemarsbonesaw]

No I don’t think I will

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You may or may not know this, but we actually have a fairly poor idea of what Shakespeare looked like! Though hundreds of potential portraits have been submitted over the years, only two have ever been considered as coming even moderately close, and both are thought to have been produced post-humously!

(That said, Shakespeare can absolutely get it on the prose alone)