Fifty Shades of What The Fuck Did I Just Read

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your sidebar is the best! haha

Hahaha Thank you very much. It’s been so long since we opened this blog, but we weren’t expecting this message at all. ;)

- cumberhug 

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I'd like to personally congratulate us on this remarkable achievement. x

[zygot]

i looked up 50 shades of gray quotes and  how fucking high this woman is oh my god

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the first one looks like a tumblr text post

[frecklesthecosplayer]

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.

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I have lost faith in all of humanity.

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I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with

[frecklesthecosplayer]

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.

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Ok, I'd be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can't function without a man before, don't make her play one again. 

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This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

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What.

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50 Shades Of Grey scene, read by Google translate.

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She has said it all.

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wow I have like a hundred things to do and reading fifty shades of grey is not on top of the list. Skins is on top, though. Skins and Doctor Who. 

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ONCE I FINISH SHERLOCK, I'LL READ FIFTY SHADES DARKER AND START POSTING AGAAIN. You know how laziness can affect a perfectly diligent being.

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/Because of exams and shit, I just lost the 'want' to read Fifty Shades Freed. But I'll get on it again soon enough, I hope.

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Oh, Voldemort. 

[arcticgrey-deactivated20121009]

It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.

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