Please, Don't Squeeze the Charmin

Too loud for the library, too quiet for the club

[diaryofandnwoman]

[diaryofandnwoman]

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

"even fate picks its favorites" is such a raw fucking line so it's no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[newtonpermetersquare]

Hypotheses

[thatsbelievable]

[mothermishy]

Antique beaded nightshades part two.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[books-in-order]

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

[azrael556]

Cats have the need to spill blood.

[brunhiddensmusings]

but we love the doofus murder-floofs so please keep your tiny psychopathic predators INSIDE your house

[thetenderpassion]

[freekumdress]

hazel london is truly an icon

[siderealsandman]

y’all when a teenage character acts like a teenager (read: selfish, immature, emotional): omg what gross problematic trash they need to be CALLED OUT for this GRIEVOUS behavior

[imploder]

these tags are important to me

[tami-taylors-hair]

Bold looks coming out of the country that banned Muslim women from wearing Burkas and Niqābs.  . 

[eldr1tchhorror-deactivated20231]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[gwenfrankenstien]

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

[anotheraldin]

From the ways with which Iblis tries to enter upon man is that he makes one think that his steadfastness is due to himself and his perseverance is from himself by his struggle.

No, by Allah! Rather that is by Allah. Allah said to his Prophet ﷺ:

‎﴾‬And had We not made you stand firm, you would nearly have inclined to them a little.﴿‬ [17:74].

-Sh. Sa’id Al-Kamali.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.