A Potato With A Razor Blade In It

Gwen/30+/Canada (she/her). #1 Champion Weird Little Guy Enthusiast.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

older lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I was graduating high school you were just a baby. isn't that crazy

me, understanding the passage of time: not really

[lucabyte]

latent weeb knowledge will get you places

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[louisianarain]

aggressively sexless middle aged hetero sludge

[sheree-says-stuff]

whole server getting gay off that last waltz

[withnoteeth]

sometimes with rpf you feel sort of like you might have a gas leak in your house because you catch yourself thinking things like "magic might actually be real"

[butterflypeaflowertea]

they invented summer evenings so we could have the perfect atmosphere for listening to cocteau twins

[theweight]

why isnt The Band¹ more popular on tumblr...it has a polyamorous throuple, a nonbinary lesbian, an asexual cyborg AND friends to enemies to lovers????

Notes

The Band was a Canadian-American rock band formed in Toronto, Ontario, in 1967. It consisted of Canadians Rick Danko (bass, guitar, vocals, fiddle), Garth Hudson (organ, keyboards, accordion, saxophone), Richard Manuel (piano, drums, vocals), Robbie Robertson (guitar, songwriting, vocals, piano, percussion), and American Levon Helm (drums, vocals, mandolin, guitar, bass)

[byjove]

The Vulgate Cycle repeatedly outright describes Lancelot as intelligent, well-educated and polite, you know, the things expected of chivalrous knight of noble birth. Then he does things that indicate the opposite. I kind of love that, actually. Our most glorious and refined knight, Sir Lancelot, who was raised by a fairy in a lake and is known for mauling people with little to no provocation. To me, he feels semi-feral and not in a Tumblr funnyman way, in an under-socialized child raised by wolves kind of way. The ‘Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knight.’ rhetoric almost feels like Camelot propaganda to offset his social blunders and misdeeds.

[byjove]

He just crawled out of a lake. It is literally his first day on earth.

[heflapper]

Camelot: Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knigt.

Sir Lancelot:

[byjove]

big wet eyes and everything

[acediaooc]

So he’s a Tumblr Sexyman?

[byjove]

I’m trying very hard to make it happen.

[flying--robin]

Batman #410

Happy Birthday to Jason Todd, reposting the greatest sequence in all of comic history.

Tells two face to kidnap him for being the second Robin, getting asked if he likes the car and he hates his car, the absolute nothing expression with a gun to his face, his sweetieful smile before he slams on breaks. Jumping out, landing, and then immediately hating Batman's car too. Nothing beats this it makes me giggle so much every time

[hqbeatles]

[ourladyoftheundergroundx]

Gram Parsons

[forthegothicheroine]

In some ways, I’m still processing Fright Night, and thinking about the character of Peter Vincent.  One way in which he is different from his inspiration, Perter Cushing, is his reaction.  If Cushing were asked to kill a vampire, I’m pretty sure he’d say “I’m sorry, but I’m an actor- I don’t go around killing people.”  Then he’d pause.  "But…I know someone who does.“

Cut to the phone ringing in the Lee residence.  "Hello, Christopher?  It’s Peter.  I have a favor to ask of you…”

[theweight]

hawks

[dateamonster]

im not immune to the condition that makes you think "but what if the evil alien/robot/eldritch entity/whatever that kills everyone was nicies to me. because im literally chill and have good vibes."

[4444555666777888999]

I love you my neither alive nor dead girl. My transient girl. My girl in purgatory. My Schrödinger’s cat girl. My girl in limbo

[mul3sk1nn3r]

they had to have at least once, right?