SUCH A POSER! @fightpose - Tumblr Blog

fightpose: independent, highly selective and mutually exclusive rp blog. primarily set within the mcu but will feature elements of the comics. this blog will sometimes run on a queue. anon messages are currently off and i have no intention of turning them on until i feel at ease. please keep in mind that yelena is canonically aroace and i will write her as such.

posed by terri. she/they. twenty-seven. scotland.

rules. full doc to follow.

#⌜ the truth rarely makes sense when you omit key details / pinned ⌟

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aiyla nasrin. independent, selective & mutuals only fandomless original muse. as bitten by terri.

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ind, sel & mutuals only portrayal of yelena belova. as posed by terri.

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3 am sentence starters

“ why are you awake? “

“ i can’t sleep. “

“ go to bed already. “

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “

“ i’m. so. tired. “

“ i had a nightmare. “

“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “

“ when’s the last time you slept? “

“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “

“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “

“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “

“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “

“ is something wrong? “

“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “

“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “

“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “

“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “

“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “

“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “

“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “

#⌜ but it has a lot of pockets / inbox ⌟

whenever i simp, yelena rolls her eyes. especially when i simp for her 'friends'.

#⌜ what if i wanted to call her an acesassin though / ooc ⌟

i am here and i want attention. yelena also wants attention but she also breaks into peoples homes soooo

#⌜ what if i wanted to call her an acesassin though / ooc ⌟

oh! small note about thursday: i won't be around for most of the day. why? because my brother and i will finally be seeing with.in temptation & evane.scence! our mum bought us these tickets a few years ago. it was originally meant to take place in april 2020 so... yeah. i'm really excited for this. my five year old is living her best life.

#⌜ what if i wanted to call her an acesassin though / ooc ⌟

*flops* i'm still tired. can i call in ill to work so i can sleep more?

#⌜ what if i wanted to call her an acesassin though / ooc ⌟

i gotta go to bed since i need to do that work thing in the morning (gross, do not recommend) but i can safely say that i'm starting to feel more like myself now.

#⌜ what if i wanted to call her an acesassin though / ooc ⌟

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#just a girl and her helicopter

#⌜ not the killer little girls call their hero / yelena ⌟

@liarincommand gets a random starter because these two are bffs now. i don't make the rules.

❛ i made us macaroni from scratch! ❜ the assassin's voice is full of joy, gesturing to the two full plates on the table before sitting down. ❛ okay, fiiiine. it's out of one of the boxes in your kitchen. ❜ not that it matters to her either way. she should probably consider not breaking into people's homes and eating their food but, hey, where's the fun in that?. ❛ i did bring my own hot sauce. do you want some? ❜ yelena now looks up from her plate but is still drizzling the red sauce all over her meal. ❛ it's good. ❜

#liarincommand #food mention cw #food mention tw

i do not need to use this absolute babe as a fc. i do not need to use this absolute babe as a fc. i do not need to use this absolute babe as a fc. i do not need to use this absolute babe as a fc.