yolo, you only live once. the BATTLE CRY of a generation. this life is a precious gift. so don't get too c r a z y. it's not worth the risk. yeah. you know we are still young so don't be dumb. don't trust anyone. cause you only LIVE once. uh, you only live once, that's the MOTTO. so take a chill pill. ease off the throttle. never go to loud CLUBS cause it's bad for your ears. your friends will be sorry when they can't HEAR. and stay the hell away from drugs, cause they not legal. then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. cause you should never trust a BANK, they've been known to FAIL. and never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail. and don't travel by plane, and don't travel at all. build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls. and wear TITANIUM suits in case pianos fall on you. and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawlin' with piranhas. and never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe. you only live once, don't let it go to W A S T E .
āYou have a quench for justice!ā Maya declared, palms slammed down on the table before she reached for a strip of bacon to gnaw into. āOr something like that, right?ā She asked with a laugh, still chewing on the piece of crispy pork. āItās not related but I want to say that I love my job and do not envy you.ā
āSomething like that,ā Isaac said with a nod. He did have a quench for justice but he just wished justice didnāt have so much fucking paperwork. He had heard his father complain about it but never really understood the gravity of it until he actually started working as a lawyer.Ā āOh, I like my job, there are just parts of it,ā Isaac lifted up the mountain of paperwork before biting into a burger.Ā āThat I could do without,ā he said, with food in his mouth.
āsometimes i wonder why i became a lawyer,ā isaac mumbled as he pored over the documents on his table at the diner. the real reason he had become a lawyer was because he really wanted to follow in his fatherās footsteps. he also genuinely enjoyed helping people but when he had this amount of paperwork, he felt like he was drowning.Ā ālike why couldnāt i just become a self-loathing comedian or something?ā
hey everyone ! my name is diana, your resident trash, iām 22 years old, i use she/her pronouns & i live in the est tz. isaac is a new muse to me so iām still figuring out the kinks for him ! but hereās what i have of him so far !
āø¢ ANDY SAMBERG, 40, CIS MALE, HE/HIM āø„ ā well, that looks like ( ISAAC FITCH ), that ( LAWYER ) living over in ( ZILKER ). theyāve called austin home for ( 20 YEARS ) and i hear you can usually find them at ( HOPDODDYāS BURGER BAR ). people say theyāre ( ASTUTE ) and ( WITTY ), but that they also can be a bit ( IMMATURE ) and ( IMPETUOUS ). they remind me of ( MAKING BAD PUNS, LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MEME, JEWISH HUMOR ).
isaac grew up in lakewood, new jersey
his father was a lawyer, one of the top ones in his state, which drove him to want to become a lawyer
if he could really choose another profession, it would probably be a comedian
ever since heās been a kid, heās loved helping people and making them laugh
he was definitely the class clown during his elementary and middle school yearsĀ
he got more serious during his high school years, as per his fatherās request
from his immature demeanor, a lot of people didnāt really expect him to do that well in school but he was actually one of the smartest students in his class
he can be a bit of a goof but heās still a great lawyer
even if heās in pain or suffering, catch him making jokes about it
heās always going to comedy clubs and kind of being likeĀ āi could do that.ā
heās a little bit like jake peralta ( original right ? ) in the sense that he never really grew up but heās still brilliant
some wanted connections
ride or die -- isaac loves to fuck shit up and have fun. he may be a lawyer in a suit during the day, but at night, thatās another story. this connection would be someone who he fucks shit up with basically. maybe a prankster kind of thing but idk??
jewish buddy -- isaac is very connected to judaism as a religion and a culture. this connection would be someone whoās also jewish who can share his love for latkes, his jewish guilt and self-deprecation.Ā
good influence -- this would be someone who brings him back down and make him take things more seriously
comedy friend -- someone who loves comedy/going to comedy clubs as well and maybe tries to push him to pursue it
tutee -- someone who is an aspiring lawyer and goes to isaac for help with law school and advice
unlikely friend -- someone who is super serious and focused but is somehow friends with isaac and no one knows how they became or stayed friends
unrequited love interest -- just because i love angstĀ
